ONLINE TRANSFER OF BRIBE MONEY
In connection with the notorious Louis Berger bribery scam, Assamese farmers' rights and RTI activist Bhaben Handique has gathered the SHOCKING information that corrupt Louis Berger made an ONLINE TRANSFER of $ 21,420 to the bank account of an employee of Guwahati Municipal Development Authority (GMDA) as BRIBE MONEY. Similar bribes must have been paid by Louis Berger to corrupt politicians and corrupt government officials of Assam.
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G/ভ/আ]
আগুন
পশ্চিমবঙ্গের নোংরা male and female aliens রা পুড়ে ছাই হয়ে যাবে ৷
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ/আ]
BOMB IN U.P. विधान सभा ! (ABP न्यूज़, Z NEWS, NEWS 18 इंडिया)
Highly explosive खतरनाक PETN विस्फोटक white powder found under the seat of an MLA (the Leader of Opposition) INSIDE the high security U.P. विधान सभा Legislative Assembly where U.P. Chief Minister योगी आदित्यनाथ and his team of Ministers and all other MLAs of ruling and opposition political parties meet regularly!!! (ABP न्यूज़, Z NEWS, NEWS 18 इंडिया, आज तक, INDIA TV, etc.)
This should make Indian MLAs and MPs realize that it is VERY EASY TO BLOW UP the Parliament in New Delhi and State Legislative Assemblies in the capitals of the Indian states.
Latest: तीन दिन - तीन पाउडर - और तीन साजिश ... Terrorists के target पर हैं Prime Minister मोदी और UP Chief Minister योगी आदित्यनाथ !! (INDIA TV) - July 15, 2017
Parliament and State Legislative Assemblies have the highest density of male and female criminals/ALIENS.
I suspect that male and female Indian MPs and MLAs and government officers throughout India are receiving DEATH THREATS.
CIA, KGB/FSB etc. are definitely operating in India, I am sure. (Powerful NSA, GCHQ, CIA, FBI, FSB, Interpol, Europol, etc., are operating JOINTLY AGAINST the panic-stricken gang of male and female ALIENS who will become EXTINCT very soon.)
Why was the bus carrying Amarnath तीर्थयात्रीs from Gujarat in particular targeted a few days back? Because PM Modi hails from Gujarat? Was the specific attack on the Gujarat bus an indirect threat to PM Modi?
CHINA
Chinese politicians/ALIENS are VERY CORRUPT - they should REALIZE that they can be EASILY BLOWN UP at any moment.
চইতান মন্ত্ৰীবোৰ বিধায়কবোৰ মৰিব - ৰাইজে কোবাই কোবাই মাৰিব ৷
দার্জিলিং কার্সিয়াঙের মতো কোলকাতা আর পশ্চিমবঙ্গের অন্য অনেক plains area তেও corrupt government office গুলো একের পর এক পুড়তে থাকবে ৷
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]
AMERICA AND RUSSIA
"America" and "Russia" are NOT ENEMIES. The TRUTH is that evil U.S. politicians/ALIENS - "Democrats" AND "Republicans" - and evil Russian politicians/ALIENS are SECRET PARTNERS but the CHEATED CITIZENS of America and Russia are OPEN FRIENDS. The vast number of cheated American citizens and cheated Russian citizens WILL DESTROY the defenseless ALIENS who are PATHETICALLY SMALL IN NUMBER. (The American ALIENS SHOULD REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PRIVATE GUNS in U.S.A. that can BLOW UP ALL American ALIENS; Putin and his gang of aliens can be easily POISONED and SHOT DEAD, like the recently ASSASSINATED Russian ambassadors to UN and to Turkey, respectively.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Copy paste the above, replacing America by India, and Russia by China/Pakistan, and you get:
INDIA AND CHINA
"India" and "China" are NOT ENEMIES. The TRUTH is that evil Indian politicians/ALIENS and evil Chinese politicians/ALIENS are SECRET PARTNERS but the CHEATED CITIZENS of India and China are OPEN FRIENDS. The vast number of cheated Indian citizens and cheated Chinese citizens WILL DESTROY the defenceless ALIENS who are PATHETICALLY SMALL IN NUMBER.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
INDIA AND PAKISTAN
"India" and "Pakistan" are NOT ENEMIES. The TRUTH is that evil Indian politicians/ALIENS and evil Pakistani politicians/ALIENS are SECRET PARTNERS but the CHEATED CITIZENS of India and Pakistan are OPEN FRIENDS. The vast number of cheated Indian citizens and cheated Pakistani citizens WILL DESTROY the defenceless ALIENS who are PATHETICALLY SMALL IN NUMBER.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
CBI
Brilliant CBI sleuths will make life HELL for CORRUPT Indian politicians and government officials. (Remember that CBI is a VITAL component of Interpol.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
বৰ্ষা
মই লক্ষ্য কৰিছোঁ যে অনৈতিক প্ৰেমত নিৰাশ হোৱা অসমীয়া আৰু বঙালী ছোৱালী আৰু নাৰীবোৰে উভয়েই বৰ্ষা/বৰষুণ/বৃষ্টি ব্যৱহাৰ কৰে তেওঁলোকৰ নিষ্ঠুৰ প্ৰেমিকক মনৰ দুখ, খং, অভিমান, প্ৰণয়, গোপন চকু পানী বুজাবলৈ !
ভগৱানে ছোৱালীবোৰৰ/নাৰীবোৰৰ দুখ কিয় বুজি নাপায় ?!! বৰ দুখ লাগে দেই !!
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ, আ]
मुझे जीने दो
मुझे जीने दो - और प्यार करने दो - नैतिक हो या अनैतिक - कोई माने या न माने !
किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]
SLUTS
Many young girls and women are FORCED by nasty ALIENS to become "sluts".
Kishalay Sinha [G]
FILM CENSORING
আমার মনে হয় যে ভাল film যদি censored হয়, তাহলে তা YouTube-এ অনায়াসে upload করা যেতে পারে ৷ Internet giant Google is a highly respected and very powerful international organization - কেউ আপত্তি করে পাত্তা পাবে না ৷
কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G/ভ/আ]
G = Guwahati etc.
ভ = ভারত etc.
আ = আসাম etc.
জোনমণি
সমাজকৰ্মী, অধিবক্তা Junmoni Devi Khaund জোনমণি দেৱী খাউণ্ড মৰমলগা সাহসী নাৰী - I am proud of her. (বেয়া অৰ্থ বিচাৰি ফুৰিব নালাগে দেই ৷)
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ/আ]
RTI (Right to Information) - GET OUT ?!!
RTI is a complete FARCE in Assam (and everywhere else in India, I am sure) because corrupt government officials do not want to admit their corruption unless forced to confess. In theory, any citizen of India can submit an RTI application to the SPIO (State Public Information Officer)/CPIO (Central Public Information Officer) - the RTI officer in every State government office/Central government office - on payment of 10 rupees by cash at the office (the RTI applicant is given a receipt) or more conveniently by attaching an Indian Postal Order (IPO) for Rs. 10, mentioning the IPO number in the RTI application. If the SPIO/CPIO does NOT provide the sought information within a month (which is always what happens), the RTI applicant should complain to the First Appellate (who is the boss of the government office, for example a Director) who is expected to give - but generally does NOT give - the RTI applicant the information sought by him/her within a month of receiving the complaint from him/her. When the First Appellate does NOT provide the information sought under RTI Act, 2005 - note that more than two months have already passed (if you add the time spent in to-and-fro postal transit) - the RTI applicant should complain to the Second Appellate - the Chief Commissioner of State Information Commission (in Guwahati, for the state of Assam)/Chief Commissioner of Central Information Commission (in New Delhi) - I have noticed that in Assam, the State Information Commission generally takes two or three months to respond (if at all) - a shocking waste of time in total, whose deliberate intention is NOT to give the information on corruption sought by the RTI applicant by making him/her tired of pursuing the information he or she wants about corruption - an RTI hearing is then held at the State Information Commission where the RTI applicant and the delinquent SPIO and First Appellate are asked to be present. If the SPIO and First Appellate are found guilty of withholding information, a fine may be imposed, and an order is passed to give the RTI applicant the information sought by him/her, setting a deadline. It should be obvious that an RTI applicant must have a lot of patience to get the information he/she seeks about corruption in government offices. (An RTI applicant can get photocopies of documents in government offices, such as pages from office files, with an additional payment of money by cash or IPO, the amount of money to be paid depending on the number of pages to be photocopied; some years ago, the payment for photocopies was 2 rupees per page of document photocopied.)
I once sought information by persistently following the very tiresome and time-consuming route: SPIO - the First Appellate (Director) - Assam Information Commission - but I was still NOT being given the information I sought under RTI. Then I informed the then President of India, and in response the President's Secretariat sent a strong letter (with the title in red ink) to the Chief Secretary to the Government of Assam, and consequently an RTI hearing was held in the office chamber of Chief Commissioner of Assam Information Commission (Mr. Ranjit Mooshahary, who later became the Governor of Meghalaya, was Chief Commissioner of Assam Information Commission at that time) where I confronted SPIO (Mr. Zakir Hussain) and Director of Employment and Craftsmen Training (Mr. Moloy Bora, ACS). Mr. B.K. Gohain, a retired IAS officer who, I heard, was adviser to an ex Chief Minister of Assam, who was Commissioner of Assam Information Commission, who was present at the hearing, told Me: "আপুনি ইমান বেছি প্ৰশ্ন সুধিছে কিয়?" I retorted: "RTI এক্টত limit আছে জানোঁ কিমান প্ৰশ্ন সুধিব পাৰি?" He ordered: "GET OUT!" I did not give a damn and kept on sitting on My chair in total disregard of the corrupt IAS scoundrel. বেলেগে চাগৈ হাতজোৰ কৰি ক'লেহেঁতেন: "ক্ষমা কৰিব চাৰ," বুলি ৰুমৰ পৰা ওলাই গ'লগেঁতেন - মই IAS চোৰটোক পাত্তা নিদিলোঁ - a very strong order was then passed by the Chief Information Commissioner asking the SPIO/Director to provide Me within a fixed deadline the information I wanted. Finally, I DID get the information I sought. I had FORCED the SPIO and the First Appellate (the Director) to give Me the information they had tried to HIDE from Me for about a year.
After serving as Subject Instructor of Mathematics/Workshop Calculations and Science at ITI, Guwahati, for ten years, I was transferred to ITI for Women, Guwahati. When I joined ITI for Women, I was surprised to find that the fans in the classroom of the young Draughtswoman students were NOT running (it was summer and uncomfortably hot), the class blackboard had turned almost white, and the large laminated desktops for drawing practice had become unstuck. I was shocked and asked My students if they had not informed Mrs. Mousumi Sen, Superintendent of ITI for Women. The girls told Me that they were scared of her and did not dare to complain to her. I personally brought an electrician to repair the fans and paid him out of My own pocket, personally bought black paint and requested a helpful office peon to paint the practically white blackboard into a BLACK board again, and also bought glue and asked the same helpful peon to stick the laminated tops to the drawing desks of the girl students. When the Assam Tribune reported on its front page that I, Kishalay Sinha, a resident of Tarun Nagar, Guwahati, had informed the late Dr. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam, who was the President of India, about massive stealing of PM Package funds and World Bank funds meant for ITIs of Assam, and that the President had ordered the Government of Assam to investigate corruption in ITIs of Assam, the Director Khargeswar Kalita, ACS, needed some excuse to transfer Me to hilly Haflong ITI as "punishment" (I had served for eight years at ITI, Haflong, before I joined ITI at Guwahati). When afterwards I filed an RTI application asking SPIO Deputy Director Zakir Hussain for photocopies of office note-sheets connected with My hasty transfer to Haflong ITI after only two or three months at ITI for Women, Guwahati (at Rehabari), Mr. Zakir Hussain was finally forced, as detailed above, to give Me photocopies of the office file note sheets wherein he had written in his own handwriting the SHOCKING LIE that I had "RUINED" the academic atmosphere at ITI for Women, Guwahati. Shameless, unethical, unprincipled LIAR!
Thanks to the persistence of the dedicated staff of Prime Minister's Office and President's Secretariat, corruption in the ITIs of Assam was thoroughly investigated by Mr. A. N. Borah, ACS, an exceptionally honest and fearless officer who was Director of Financial Inspections, Assam, who submitted his report to the Government of Assam, which reported massive corruption in 13 ITIs of Assam Mr. Borah and his team had investigated. Mr. Borah reported the shocking fact that in all the ITIs, income and expenditure accounts were not recorded. Mr. Borah substantiated all My allegations about shocking corruption in ITIs of Assam. (The Director Mr. Khargeswar Kalita, ACS, told Me in front of his junior officers assembled in his office chamber: "Sinha, আপোনাক ভয় লাগে, আপুনি উকীলৰ নিচিনা জেৰা কৰে ৷")
Kishalay Sinha [G]
মানহানি
কোৰ্টত মানহানি case কৰাৰ provision আছে ৷ আৰু অৱশ্যে সদায় public ধুলাই alternative আছে ৷ (Aliens বোৰে আতঙ্কত বেছি সাহস দেখুৱা pathetic নাটক কৰি আছে ৷)
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ/আ
কৃষ্ণ
অসমীয়া মাইকীবোৰে মোক কৃষ্ণ বুলি ভাবি আছে নেকি? হে ভগৱান ! মোৰ প্ৰয়াত দেউতাৰ নাম হে কৃঁষ্ণ আছিল, মোৰ নাম দেখোন বেলেগ ! কৃষ্ণ কৃষ্ণ !
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
গুণ্ডার দল
পশ্চিমবঙ্গের প্রত্যেক পার্টি হল মুখোশ পরা গুণ্ডা-গুণ্ডীর দল - cheated angry public এসব defenceless শয়তান গুণ্ডা গুণ্ডীদেরকে ফটাফট্ "সাফাই" করা উচিত ৷ বহুত হয়েছে ৷
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ/আ]
আশা
ভগ্ন-হৃদয়ারা TV তে appear করে with অনৈতিক আশা !
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
না বলা কথা
"অনেক না বলা কথা আমার এ মন ওগো তোমার মনের কাছে কয়েছে" (সন্ধ্যা মুখার্জী) - হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ !
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
JOY/आनंद
Jesus and his devout followers are obsessed with sin and redemption; Jesus was too concerned about defending and supporting prostitutes; sheer joy is missing in the teachings of Jesus and his followers; on the other hand, it seems to Me that Krishna's s. female followers are not obsessed with sin but have a secret desire to get unlimited joy from unrestrained s. with the Almighty. (How do I know?!! इनको देखने से ही मालूम होता है यार !!)
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ]
পৰিবৰ্তন কেনেকৈ কৰিব পাৰি
চব political পাৰ্টি হ'ল চোৰৰ পাৰ্টি ৷ দুষ্ট completely defenceless জনপ্ৰতিনিধি চোৰবোৰক ৰাইজে বেয়াকৈ কোবালে FAST পৰিবৰ্তন হ'ব ৷
কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]
NO SOUND
I was watching an interesting show on ASSAM TALKS (ACC cable TV) about the shocking condition of schools of Assam - অসমৰ বিদ্যালয়s - broadcast from about 5 p.m. but after about fifteen or twenty minutes I could hear NO sound, only video! I checked other channels: video AND audio were OK - so it was definitely not a problem with My TV set but a strange problem connected with transmission! Ha ha ha! - July 13 (The audio was restored automatically today about an hour ago at about 11 a.m. as soon as the cable boy entered! Weird! Mysterious! - July 14)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
FEMALE AUDIENCES
Perhaps because of My male gender and also because I am in human form, I am frankly more interested in watching females in the audiences on Indian spiritual channels like आस्था LIVE, सत्संग LIVE, संस्कार LIVE, आस्था भजन LIVE, and not too interested in listening to self-styled male gurus delivering their sermons because I don't need to hear any spiritual talk, being The Most Spiritual Guy! (God knows how long I can continue to be Such A Spiritual Guy in this कलि युग!)
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा जी [G/भ]
পাত্তা দেওয়া
রাম শ্যাম যদু মধুর equivalent সীতা সাবিত্রী মন্দোদরী সবাইকে পাত্তা দেওয়ার দরকার নেই - কাউকেই পাত্তা দেওয়া দরকার বলে ভাবি না - আমি যখন নিজের ধর্মপত্নীকে পর্যন্ত পাত্তা দিই না, অন্য female কে পাত্তা দেব কেন বিশেষ করে যখন মনে হয় ওদের গোপন উদ্দেশ্যটা খুব মহৎ না?
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
UNION
আমি আজকাল উপলব্ধি করি কেন s. union কে ultimate "spiritual" union বলা হয়! আগে কথাটা বুঝতাম না!
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
दर्द
हे भगवान, दिनभर अनैतिक कामना से पीड़ित लड़कियों और महिलाओं का दर्द कौन समझेगा जी? बहुत ज्यादा नैतिकता दीखानेवाला भगवान तो अनैतिक चिंता से उत्पन्न दर्द बिलकुल नहीं समझेगा ! क्या किया जाए, भगवान!
किशलय सिन्हा जी [G/भ]
CBI
Brilliant CBI sleuths will make life HELL for CORRUPT Indian politicians and government officials. (Remember that CBI is a VITAL component of Interpol.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Radio
My problem with radio is not knowing if a radio show is LIVE, when it is NOT made clear by direct or indirect methods that the RJs (particularly female RJs) are speaking LIVE! Generally speaking, I am more attracted to live TV and radio shows than to recorded shows!
Kishalay Sinha [G]
THREE GENIUSES
My most powerful sources of inspiration have been the three wonderful teaching geniuses Norman Lewis, Dr. Wilfred Funk, and Peter Funk.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Medical cheats
The medical profession is full of criminal cheats.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
ডাক্তারকে মারধর
শয়তান ডাক্তারদেরকে আর fake laboratory staff কে মারধোর কেন নিষ্ঠুরভাবে হত্যা করা উচিত ৷
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ, আ]
কটাক্ষ
চোরে চোরে মাসতুতো ভাই-বোন ALIENS রা প্রকাশ্যে - PUBLICLY - একে অন্যকে কটাক্ষ করে ৷
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ/আ]
Petticoat
Females রা পেটিকোটের illusion - আভাস - কেন দেখায়?
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
HOPE
I suspect that while My online posts entertain and inspire and energize My male readers, many of My female readers swoon and dream ILLICIT dreams and are filled with HOPE and now have a Reason to live!
Kishalay Sinha [G]
শ্ৰীমন্ত শঙ্কৰদেৱ
শঙ্কৰদেৱ = reincarnation of কৃষ্ণ
কেশৱ মহন্ত
কেশৱ = a backup clone of late কৃঁষ্ণ, one of numerous backup clones of late কৃঁষ্ণ
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
ভ মানে ভাৰত etc.
SHOCKED
I was shocked to learn from reports that the outgoing Indian President Pranab Mukherjee's name has appeared in Panama Papers along with Amitabh Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai etc. (Cf. The fulsome biography of President Pranab Mukherjee on INDIA TODAY.) A devoutly religious Bengali ভদ্রলোক, Pranab Mukherjee প্রণব মুখার্জী is a কালীভক্ত - a devoteee of goddess Kali, represented as a fierce naked goddess wearing a মুণ্ডমালা - a garland of skulls.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
BIGGEST FINANCIAL CHEATS
Financial "experts" connected with IMF, World Bank, ECB, U.S. Federal Reserve, Standard & Poor's, Moody's, London School of Economics etc. are the world's biggest financial cheats.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
BJP দিলীপ ঘোষের strong warning যে "মমতা" বেনার্জীর ঘর পুড়িয়ে দেওয়া হবে "নিন্দনীয়" হতে পারে (NEWS TIME BANGLA report) but NOT unrealistic - quite possible - খুবই সম্ভব - petrol bomb ছুঁড়লেই ত ঘর পুড়ে যাবে - এরকম BURNING ঘটেছে in Jammu & Kashmir, Arunachal Pradesh, Nagaland, Darjeeling in West Bengal etc. - আর বাঙালী ছোকরারা ত ক্ষুদিরামের বম-ছোঁড়া আদর্শে অনুপ্রাণিত ৷
"ডেঙ্গু"? - গাঁজা!
কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G/ভ/আ]
বিমান সেবিকা
Air hostess-এর বাংলা বুঝি "বিমান সেবিকা"? "বিমানযাত্রী সেবিকা" বোধহয় better হত ! (আমি শুনেছি যে হাসপাতালের ডাক্তারদের সঙ্গে যেমন নার্সদের ফষ্টিনষ্টি চলে, air hostess দের সঙ্গে pilots ইত্যাদিরও নাকি ফষ্টিনষ্টি চলে !)
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ, আ]
নৃসিংহ (= নরসিংহ = নর + সিংহ) - a reincarnation of রাম/কৃষ্ণ, one of the numerous repeated reincarnations of রাম/কৃষ্ণ (expired)
নৃসিংহপ্রসাদ ভাদুড়ী = a backup clone of late কৃঁষ্ণ
Self-styled "gurus" on Indian spiritual TV channels are backup clones of Ram/Krishna (expired).
শর্মিষ্ঠা = reincarnation/clone of mythological 'goddess' শর্মিষ্ঠা?
দুর্গাপুর = দুর্গা + পুর; বিষ্ণুপুর = বিষ্ণু + পুর; রামপুর = রাম + পুর; কালীপুর = কালী + পুর; দক্ষিণেশ্বর = দক্ষিণ + ঈশ্বর ! দেবদেবীর কি ছড়াছড়ি !
রাস্তায় বিবস্ত্র করা - pornography দেখার খারাপ প্রভাব নাকি ?
সঞ্জয় উবাচ ...
I cannot feign interest in something I am not really interested in, such as games and sports which I find very dull and time-wasting.
लड़कियां/नारियां कई तरह से लाइन मारती रहती हैं, अनैतिक प्रेम में असफल हो कर, निराश हो कर indirect message भेजती रहती हैं - शर्माती हैं और डरती हैं directly Target को कुछ बोलना - Target के द्वारा निष्ठुर rejection डरती हैं! मानसिक बर्बादी - emotional torture - नहीं चाहती हैं!
Drowning but clutching at a straw, প্রেমে হাবুডুবু খাচ্ছে হতাশাগ্রস্ত বেচারীদের একমাত্র ভরসা হচ্ছে এই last অস্ত্র: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." কিন্তু এটা হচ্ছে very unreliable quotation, এর চেয়ে much more accurate quotation আছে যা সাধারণতঃ much more true IN REAL LIFE, শোন: "Out of sight, out of mind!"
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा [G, ভ/भ, আ/आ]
I.T.I.
Ex Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh announced that I.T.I.s of India would be instrumental in revolutionizing the technical development of India. In reality, however, I.T.I.s are a complete farce (certainly in Assam, from My own personal experience in I.T.I.s of Assam) - crores and crores of government funds for I.T.I.s are stolen and I.T.I. trainees are cheated year after year. Practical ভাল করে শেখানো হয় না because of shocking lack of training equipment and inadequate provision of raw materials. যারা পাশ করে, চাকরী পায় না, কেউ চৌকীদার হয়, কেউ পান দোকান দেয়, কেউ bus conductor হয় - এসব বেচারা ত practical ভাল করে শিখে না, কোম্পানী কেন এদেরকে চাকরী দেবে, কোম্পানীদের ত মাথা খারাপ হয় নি ! আমার নিজের অভিজ্ঞতা থেকে কথাগুলো বলছি as Mathematics Instructor at I.T.I., Haflong, I.T.I., Guwahati, and I.T.I. for Women (Oops!), Guwahati - আমার কেবল blackboard আর chalk দরকার হত - প্রায়ই নিজেই chalk packets কিনতাম, আর I.T.I., Guwahati র একটি classroom blackboard এর ভীষণ দুরবস্থা দেখে (সেই ক্লাশরুমে আমার charming female colleague কবিতা maths শেখাত - ও যখন একবার ছুটীতে ছিল আমি ওর ক্লাশগুলোও নিয়েছিলাম - ওর ছাত্র ছাত্রীরা আমার দারুণ teaching-এ এত মুগ্ধ হয়েছিল যে ওরা Teacher's Day তে আমাকে সুন্দর Greetings Card দিয়েছিল যাতে printed ছিল: To A Great Mathematics Teacher) আমি এক হাজার টাকা খরচ করে একটা নতুন blackboard কিনে এক পিয়নের সাহায্যে সেই classroom-এর wall-এ fix করে দিয়েছিলাম - অনেকদিন আমার ধর্মপত্নীকে এই সাঙ্ঘাতিক কথাটা জানাই নি!
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
অসমৰ cheated ৰাইজে জনা উচিত ex Minister Ripun Bora ৰিপুন বৰা was arrested by CBI and was in Tihar Jail for several days.
হিমন্ত বিশ্ব শৰ্মা কামাখ্যাৰ পাণ্ডাৰ লৰা বুলি শুনিছোঁ ৷
CIA, KGB/FSB etc. are definitely operating in India, I am sure. (Powerful NSA, GCHQ, CIA, FBI, FSB, Interpol, Europol, etc., are operating JOINTLY AGAINST the panic-stricken gang of male and female ALIENS who will become EXTINCT very soon.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Of late, NEWS LIVE has been Janus-faced.
অভিযোগের তির না অভিযোগের তীর? আমি যতদূর জানি, বানানটা হচ্ছে তীর !
Google check করে দেখলাম - আমার অনুমান ঠিক: বানানটা তীর ! তীর লক্ষ্যে hit করেছে! আমি ছোটবেলায় প্রথমে English-medium missionary school-এ কয়েকমাস পড়েছিলাম, তার পর jump করে বাংলা মাধ্যমে Class 4, 5, 6 পড়লাম (আমি অ আ ক খ জানতাম না যখন Class 4-এ ঢুকলাম), আবার Class 6-এ first হয়ে English-medium Don Bosco তে পড়লাম from Class 7 onwards! যখন গৌহাটীর (গুয়াহাটীর) বাংলা স্কুলে ক্লাস 5 আর 6-এ পড়তাম, আমি সব সময় বাংলা বানান আর English spelling পরীক্ষায় (dictation হত) full marks পেতাম ! আমার খুব close অসমীয়া বন্ধু ছিল, তাই আমি অসমীয়া ভাষাতেও ওস্তাদ! (আমার খুব close কিন্তু কাল্পনিক sweet অসমীয়া lovers ছিল - past tense!)
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
"NOW SHOWING" is an unconventional term. NOW SHOWING = Live or Recorded? If LIVE, why not say "LIVE"? I guess NOW SHOWING is used as a synonym for Recorded!
I was HORRIFIED to read a newspaper report many years ago. According to that report, Sri Lanka had the highest number of fathers in the world who had sex with their daughters! How on earth did the researchers get that weird statistics? HOW did the researchers know which fathers fucked their daughters? Did they survey each country of the world to get statistics of the number of daughter-fuckers? Were the fathers biological fathers or step-fathers? An elderly Christian female preacher on GOD TV never tires of saying ad nauseam how her father had sex with her for many years. I read a newspaper report many years ago which was equally shocking: An Australian male scoundrel raped an old woman in her nineties! (By the way, I have read medical textbooks wherein it is stated that the female vagina is the most supple human organ which remains active and vigorous in females up to her nineties and beyond.) বেনচুৎ মাদারচুৎ কেবল অশ্লীল গালি বলে ভাবতাম তবে মনে হয় based on fact - মেয়েচুৎ শব্দটা যদিও এখনও শুনিনি, আজকাল মনে হয় এটাও fact of life - যম তার বোন যমুনার সঙ্গে sex করেছিল, Bible-এ উল্লেখ আছে দুই মেয়ে ওদের বাবাকে drunk করে বাবার সঙ্গে sex করেছিল কারণ বাচ্চা produce করা দরকার ছিল তাই ৷ Horrible. However, I have heard about WORSE things which continue to shock Me. When I was an M.Sc. Physics student at Dibrugarh University many years ago, I was told by a very bright student at the university about a weird guy who got arrested by police because the guy was having sex with a female animal (a cow, I think) and a respectable lady who was caught in the act of having sex with her puppy. I continue to be shocked. To what shameful depths of depravity "human" males and females can sink!
Kishalay Sinha [G]
DR. SUBHASH CHANDRA SHOW
"Dr." Subhash Chandra, pleasant-natured owner of Z NEWS, is a very warm and interesting speaker, never mind the fact that he doesn't really have a doctorate, as he candidly admitted at the beginning of his very inspiring interactive series of weekly lectures entitled "DR. SUBHASH CHANDRA SHOW" broadcast by Z NEWS every week. (For Me, the most practical book on self-improvement I studied as a college student many years ago was the wonderful book THINK YOUR WAY TO WEALTH by Napoleon Hill; later, I studied the equally wonderful book LAW OF SUCCESS by Napoleon Hill and other excellent books on how to achieve success. Other wonderful books I strongly recommend are WORD POWER MADE EASY by Norman Lewis and equally wonderful books by Dr. Wilfred Funk and by Peter Funk etc. Many years ago, I memorized the following powerful sentence in WORD POWER MADE EASY by celebrated author Norman Lewis: "Semantics is one of the most important, if not THE most important, of all sciences." That is, we must always remain alert to the deceptive use of words because words are constantly used by unscrupulous individuals to mislead and deceive us. Another powerful sentence that I have ALWAYS remembered and applied during every crisis in My life is the following tremendous quotation from the very famous British astronomer John Herschel: "Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.")
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]
PEN FRIEND
When I was a B.Sc. Physics Honours student at St. Stephen's College, Delhi, I was told by My classmate Avinash Beri (both of us stayed in St. Stephen's College hostel) that he had the address of a Japanese pen friend society, and he and I sent a joint letter to that pen friend society asking for young FEMALE pen friends. (Because I had decided to transfer to My former alma mater Cotton College in Guwahati, My home town, I gave My dad's office address in Guwahati as My mail address.) One afternoon a few months later (I had already become a Cotton College student, pursuing B.Sc. Physics Honours), My father told Me when he returned from office, that he had received a letter sent to Me from Japan by a boy who had also sent Me a handkerchief in the envelope. Boy? I had specifically asked for FEMALE pen friends. Handkerchief? A GIRL would be MORE LIKELY than a boy to send a handkerchief. I got suspicious, but I said nothing, but planned a strategy - a surprise attack. Next day, during a break, I went from college straight to My dad's office room, saw him chatting pleasantly with two or three men, and asked him point-blank to give Me the letter from Japan. He took out the envelope from a drawer in his desk - I rapidly saw the address written in English in a very beautiful handwriting and saw the sender's name: Miki - and then My dad laughed derisively and told the men in his room (in Assamese): "This is a letter from an 18-year GIRL from Japan!" - an inconceivably immoral thing for My virtuous dad Krishna - and then he tore up the envelope! I said nothing, and left.
Looking back, that was a crucial event in My life. My late dad Krishna had in fact given Me excellent training in sexual self-discipline in regard to females. My very strict self-discipline in matters of sexual attraction to females was invaluable in My not getting trapped by mysterious Ms. X and "hippy" Ms. Z in Bombay or by mysterious Cynthia at UIUC or by My seductive classmate Marian (?) at UIC. My perfect self-control enabled Me to CRUSH the aliens. Thanks, late Krishna!
Kishalay Sinha [G]
হৃদয়বিদারক কান্না
Unethical females দের excessively loud বড্ড বেশী হৃদয়বিদারক কান্না শুনেও আমার ধর্মপত্নী বোঝে না - বুঝতে দিই না - সন্দেহ করে না - তলে তলে কি চলছে!
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
গোপন ব্যথা - যুদ্ধ
আচ্ছা, ভগবান in human form কি unethical females দের secret illicit ব্যথা বুঝতে পারেন? জানি না ৷ বলা মুশকিল ৷ নিরাকার ভগবান নিশ্চয় সব বোঝেন কিন্তু ভগবান in human form? মানুষ ত ভগবানের মতো infinite intelligence-এর অধিকারী না, তাই মানুষ-রূপী ভগবান হয়ত বোঝেও না বোঝার নাটক করতে বাধ্য!
একটা philosophical কবিতা যুদ্ধের বাজনার তালে আবৃত্তি করা কি ঠিক শোনায়?
সুন্দরী anchor কে কাজে লাগানো হয় এই আশাতে যে (male) দর্শকরা অন্য চেনেল না দেখে ওই সুন্দরীর চেনেল যেন দেখে !
Miss World, Miss Universe ইত্যাদিরা কি সুন্দরী? আমি তা ভাবি না frankly - আমার models of beauty হল Ms. X, Ms. Z, UIC Marian (?), DU R. ইত্যাদি!
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
বেশী তাড়াতাড়ি বলীউডের তারকা অমিতাভ বচ্চনের ইহলীলা সম্বরণটা কাম্য না - অনেক কিছু আদায় করা বাকী আছে ৷
Gabriel's life should NOT be cut short hastily because MUCH has to be extracted - EXTORTED - from him. (With the death of Satan after billions of years of torturing humans, Satan's next-in-command is Gabriel, who is feeling VERY SCARED and shitting in his pants.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
দেব-দেবী
দেব-দেবী idea টা - দেবতারা দেবীরা superior এই idea টা - the FALSE idea that human-looking "gods" and "goddesses" are superior beings - বোকা মানুষের মনে - নর নারীর মনে - হীনমন্যতা/inferiority complex এনে দিয়েছিল - মানুষকে উল্লু বানিয়ে রেখেছিল - until God arrived and destroyed Satan and his gang of aliens (the gang of ভণ্ড দেব-দেবী).
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G, ভ, আ]
SEXPOT
এক একটা sexpot আসে মন বিচলিত করবার জন্যে ৷ অসৎ উদ্দেশ্য ৷
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
আকুল মিনতি
রবীন্দনাথের ভীষণ tragic কবিতা-গান পড়লে শুনলে আমার মনে হয় tortured sexy Eve/সীতা/Mary/ভগিনী নিবেদিতা ওর প্রেম প্রার্থনা নিবেদন করছে ত্রাণকর্তা ভগবানকে এই আকুল মিনতি করতে তিনি যেন পৃথিবীতে এসে শয়তানকে ধ্বংস করেন ৷ Ghost-writing is a very ancient practice which is continuing and will continue in the future.
যে লেখক বা কবির লেখা আমি (সময়ের অভাবে বা উল্লেখ না পাওয়ায়) কোনদিন পড়িনি, সেই লেখক বা কবিকে মিথ্যে প্রশংসা করা ত আমার দ্বারা অসম্ভব! আমি ত কারুর চামচা না! আমার ধর্মপত্নীকে পর্যন্ত আমি তেল মারি না!
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G/ভ]
The "Happy" Fish
A fish got caught upon a hook,
So to get free again,
It turned and twisted, leapt and shook,
But all - alas! - in vain.
Another fish came swimming by
And saw the sorry sight.
"O me, o my!" that fish did cry,
"She's dancing with delight!"
Tr. Dorian Rottenberg
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Can a man fall in love with a woman? He can:
None will accuse him -- he won't have to quarrel.
If a woman, though, falls in love with a man
The world is against her and calls her immoral.
Tr. Dorian Rottenberg
Let it be
(poem by Ms. Manmayuri Lahkar)
You are not with me,
Let it be.
You are now someone else's,
Let it be.
The bond of our hearts is no more,
Let it be.
My life is for you,
If you don't want,
Let it be.
Talking of Poetry
"O what a shame I wasn't born a poet!"
"What would you do if you were born a poet?"
"Give my heart away to her I love,
"Compare her to the moon and stars above."
"No more?"
"Everyone would read my poetry,
"And everyone would point and stare at me."
"And then?"
"They'd say -- 'what poems he can write!'
"And I would make a fortune overnight,
"And I'd become a famous man, you know,
"And to all great events I'd be asked to go."
"Dear friend! O what a blessing for the nation
"You've neither talent, time or inspiration!"
Tr. Louis Zellikoff
তবুও
হয়তো কিছুই নাহি পাবো,
তবুও তোমায় আমি দূর হতে ভালোবেসে যাবো ....
(গানঃ সন্ধ্যা মুখোপাধ্যায়)
নিষ্ঠুর প্রেমিক যদি পাত্তা না দেয়, অসফল প্রেমিকারা তিনাকে দূর হতে ভালোবেসে যাওয়া ছাড়া আর কিই বা করতে পারে?
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
Those who do not know Bengali can get a Bengali text such as the above text Google-translated but poor computers have limitations and may not only give funny translations but may sometimes even give unclear cloudy translations and even a wrong translation! So please ask some friend who knows the original language for confirmation!
Computerized Google translation into English:
Yet
Maybe nothing will be seen,
Still I love to be away from you ....
(Song: Sandhya Mukherjee)
If the cruel boyfriend does not care, the unsuccessful lovers can do anything else except being loved by Tina?
Kishalaya Sinha [Va]
[Va?!! I love to be away from you?!! ... being loved by Tina?!! Tina আবার কে ?!! - G]
Computerized Google translation into Hindi:
हालांकि,
आप कुछ नहीं अगर नहीं मिलेगा,
फिर भी तुम और मैं समाप्त किया जा करने के लिए प्यार होता है ....
(Ganah शाम मुखर्जी)
एक क्रूर प्रेमी परवाह नहीं करता है, लेकिन प्यार करने के लिए असफल गर्लफ्रेंड tinake और क्या समाप्त किया जा सकता है?
Kisalaya सिन्हा [x]
हे भगवान! यह क्या अद्भुत अनुवाद, computer जी! G का अर्थ X !! "Ganah शाम मुखर्जी"?!! "समाप्त किया जा करने के लिए प्यार होता है ...." - यह क्या है भाई ?!! "tinake"? - G
किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]
बेकरार
सौ साल पहले, मुझे तुम से प्यार था
आज भी है, और कल भी रहेगा
सदियों से तुझ से मिलने, जिया बेकरार था
आज भी है, और कल भी रहेगा
(लता-रफी)
Belief in reincarnation! - पुनर्जन्म में विश्वास! Very good - BUT for billions of years till now, reincarnation has been reserved only for lucky people! - करोरों साल से अब तक सिर्फ lucky पुरुष और महिलाओं के लिए ही पुनर्जन्म होते आ रहा है यार! "Reincarnation" has NOT been for everyone till today. अब तक "पुनर्जन्म" सब के लिए सम्भव नहीं हुआ है ! A case of CHEATING by scoundrels. This unfair CHEATING will be STOPPED and the entire gang of scoundrels will be ELIMINATED.
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]
Adam
Adam = Cromwell = Peter the Great = Napoleon ... ?
Kishalay Sinha [G]
GENUINE
My strong feeling has always been that Dr. Wilfred Funk and Peter Funk are genuine. I am not so sure about anyone else in this sordid world.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
STRANGE INFORMATION
I have come across the very strange information from Internet sources that Jesus was the son of Krishna, King of Jerusalem (who became King of Jerusalem after being King of Dwaraka, which he abandoned when Dwaraka sank UNDER sea water - theatrically, I think). I find it very intriguing that Revelation (the last chapter of the New Testament in the Bible) mentions that some followers of Jesus found him SEATED on the RIGHT of "God" on his majestic throne - underground, I believe. (I find a tone of bitterness in Revelation.) I consider the crucifixion of Jesus a very dramatic episode; after all, Jesus got revived just a few days later; the secret medicine for reviving the dead was known to (late) Krishna and to Jesus, who revived Lazarus, as is well-known. Jesus is alive, I am sure. (Jesus, described as Son of "God" in the Bible, was a recalcitrant guy, I think.)
Satan, Krishna, "God", Eve, Abel, Cain, Jesus, Adam etc. have very close connections with numerous body transformations or "reincarnations", the reversal of aging ("eternal youth"), and the revival of the dead ("immortality" in practice). By the way, I believe that one's age can be forwarded or reversed and one's skin color/colour can be changed etc. I am intrigued by the strange title of a book entitled "The Good Man Jesus and The Scoundrel Christ" by the bestselling author and scholar Philip Pullman. (We all know that the SAME name is often used by BOTH good guys AND bad guys. As for "scoundrel Christ" in his latest "reincarnation", I think I know his probable present identity and his probable present location; I think this "Christ" is a very innocent-looking guy who lives in a backward village of Assam/India and pretends to be very poor but in fact has secret connections with top aliens of India.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
MY SECRET IDENTITY
The wonderful educators Norman Lewis, Dr. Wilfred Funk, and Peter Funk knew right from My terrestrial "birth" that I was the eldest "son" of Krishna (a TAUTOLOGY because the name of My "dad", who died a few years ago, was indeed Krishna) BUT the three geniuses did not know nor did anyone else know My secret identity until I gradually revealed My true identity bit by bit on the Internet.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
HOW SOON?
The human race can become IMMORTAL and have ETERNAL YOUTH - FAST - if the human race (forgetting the ARTIFICIAL religious, racial, linguistic, and national divisions created by the gang of human-looking aliens) wipes out the aliens FAST - VERY EASY for the human race to do NOW, Satan having been eliminated by God.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
গুণ্ডা গুণ্ডী
পশ্চিমবঙ্গের intelligent জনতা ভাল করেই জানে প্রয়াত শঁয়তানের (আতঙ্কগ্রস্ত) প্রধান গুণ্ডা গুণ্ডী কারা - প্রত্যেক political পার্টির নোংরা male and female alien politicians রা - এবং angry badly cheated জনতা এসব গুণ্ডা গুণ্ডী aliens দের বিরুদ্ধে উচিত ব্যবস্থা নিচ্ছে এবং নিতে থাকবে ৷ ধন্যবাদ ৷
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ, আ]
CANDID COUSIN
I was told by a surprisingly frank cousin many years ago that he was caught and arrested by police one night as he and some of his male friends were having sex with a prostitute inside a car that night, and when he did not come home that night, he was rescued on bail the next day by his worried father (My uncle), a respectable officer with high standing in our society. My cousin also told Me that he used to take drugs in college and when I asked him how he felt when he took drugs, he told Me that when he saw a film in a cinema hall in a drugged condition he felt that he was floating. Not having had any undesirable experiences with prostitutes or drugs, I found My cousin's experiences very interesting, but I don't think every young male guy in India who has contact with prostitutes and drugs always gets arrested or always has a floating sensation. (My good-natured candid cousin, who is about five years younger than Me, is now a respectable guy with a family and lives and works in the U.S.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
CLEVER SHOUTING
There is a lot of meaningless shouting and deliberate noise by the cunning media and by supporters and detractors for and against Trump to DIVERT the attention of U.S. citizens from massive and shocking corruption in every U.S. government department ("Democrats" and "Republicans" secretly aided by corrupt unethical journalists are secret collaborators against cheated U.S. citizens) but ZERO discussion on how the vast number of American citizens are being thoroughly cheated by U.S. politicians and bureaucrats. The vast number of cheated U.S. citizens therefore have NO OPTION but to take DRASTIC ACTION AGAINST the evil U.S. politicians, bureaucrats, and journalists. (There are MILLIONS of private guns in the U.S. wanting to be used against these dirty aliens.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
MILKSOPS
The world is transformed by fierce patriots, not by effeminate milksops.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
চাল
একটা দারুণ চাল খেলে দেবলীনা & Co. মন জয় করে নিল ৷ আজকাল সাঙ্ঘাতিক competition - টিকতে হলে চালু হতেই হবে!
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
বৃথা
অনৈতিক প্রেম নিবেদনে অসফল females দের জন্য জীবনটাই বৃথা - এই নশ্বর দেহটা ফটাফট finish করাই ভাল - আত্মহত্যা কল্পনা করা (কি মজা, না?) - ক্ষণিক আশার সঞ্চার ত আরো dangerous কারণ নিরাশা হবে নিশ্চিত - আচ্ছা এদের অজশ্র boyfriends আর পতিদেবরা সন্দেহ করে না? - কি সন্দেহ করবে? - কোন প্রমাণ ত নেই - সবই ত তলে তলে - কেবল অন্তর্যামী ভগবান জানেন এদের গোপন ব্যথা - plus ব্যাটারাও ত কম চীজ না - কতদিকে চালাচ্ছে হয়ত বেচারীদের অজান্তে!
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
নোংরা মন
Corrupt অমিতাভ বচ্চনের মনটা নোংরা তাই পায়খানায় এত interest (কোটি কোটি টাকা ত মারছেই) - M.P. resign দিয়েছিল corruption expose হয়েছিল বলে - এর পর গরীব কৃষকদের প্রচুর মাটী সস্তা দামে কিনে কোটি কোটি টাকা লুটেছিল নিজেকে "কৃষক" পরিচয় দিয়ে - ধরা পড়েছিল - কুখ্যাত Panama papers-এ এর নাম আছে - Bollywood এর সমস্ত তারকারা মুখোশ-পরা শয়তানের দল ৷ Insulted public দ্বারা এর প্রতিশোধ নেওয়া উচিত - পশ্চিমবঙ্গের violent জনতা can lead the way by public ধোলাই ৷
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ/আ]
দারুণ
চয়নিকা, তমালী, তনুশ্রী সবাই দারুণ ! (দারুণ মানে?)
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
ধর্মপত্নী
আমার ধর্মপত্নী কোনদিন আমার online posts পড়ে না - কোনদিন Internet করত না তবে thanks to cheap 4G/3G rates offered in India, আজকাল প্রচুর YouTube দেখে, Whatsapp video calling পর্যন্ত করে - তাই হঠাৎ আমার online posts পড়তেও পারে - পড়ুক না, আমার কোন আপত্তি নেই - আমি কি কোথাও লিখেছি আমি অমুককে ভালোবাসি - আমার ত মাথা খারাপ হয় নি - I am The Most Stable Guy in the universe - আমি বুদ্ধু না !!
কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G, ভ, আ]
আজকাল অপদার্থ চেংরা চেংরীরা গায়ক গায়িকা সাজে!
SENSATIONAL HINTS about today's ALIENS
According to a sensational hint by an Internet source, many male and female "Hindus" who are NOW living in India are "REINCARNATIONS" of male and female aliens. I am sure that this is ALSO true of many male and female aliens living in their latest "REINCARNATIONS" in India and all the other countries professing different religions. (Though I am a "Hindu" by birth, My "dad" being the late Krishna, a pure and devout "Hindu" who had a copy of the Gita constantly at his bedside prior to his expiry, I am neither a human nor an alien but Something Else. Satan's evil gang of panic-stricken male and female ALIENS, including Satan's numerous CLONES, living ON and INSIDE Earth, will become EXTINCT very soon. The evil rapist Satan, arrogant self-styled "God" who was for billions of years leader of the gang of human-looking aliens, the gang of EVIL self-styled "gods" and "goddesses" who have cheated and tortured the human race for BILLIONS of years, committed SUICIDE in panic a few years ago, scared of God, leaving Satan's gang of male and female aliens utterly demoralized and forced to live in constant fear of physical torture and violent death. The aliens have always foolishly believed for billions of years that their cunning leader Satan would never die or get killed by anyone BUT Satan's recent death has shattered their foolish illusion. Stupid fools!)
The Internet source even gives the SENSATIONAL HINT that 80% of "Hindus" living in India today are "REINCARNATIONS". I KNOW that NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE in this dirty world of deception and treachery. (However, this world is completely transparent to Omniscient God and to incredibly advanced and deadly psycho-technologists.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
सपने
हम ने जो देखे सपने
सच हो गए वो अपने
ओ मेरे साजना
दिन आ गए हैं प्यार के ...
हम ने जो देखे सपने ...
हम जनम जनम के साथी हैं
इस जनम में तुमको पा ही लिया
मैं हो गई तुम्हारी
हम ने जो देखे सपने ...
हा: हा: हा: - Wishful thinking!
साजना = Lover?!!
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]
गागर में सागर भरना
(गागर = a water pot; an earthen pitcher; कलश)
I have been told by several readers that My writing is full of deep meaning - गागर में सागर - one male reader emailed Me to say that each piece I write online is like an e-book and that My collection of online writings is like a huge e-library! Of course, that is the truth, I know!
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]
Deep feeling can only be conveyed by those who feel deeply, not by every Tom, Dick and Harry.
চেহারা সুন্দর females দের প্রতি sexually আকৃষ্ট হওয়াটা হচ্ছে very common failing of ALL males EXCEPT Almighty God in human form, Who is The One And Only Exception, যিনি পৃথিবীর কোন female কে পাত্তা দেন না, অন্যরা female টিকে বা female টি নিজেই নিজেকে যতোই সুন্দরী ভাবুক না কেন - দুঃখের বিষয় - It is for this unique quality in particular that God has been able to destroy Satan and his gang of evil male and female ALIENS - Satan's gang of fucking human-looking "gods" and "goddesses".
Kishalay Sinha [G]
HOW TO READ BETTER
If you want to read better, there is an excellent book available in India thanks to Goyal Publishers & Distributors, Delhi:
"HOW TO READ BETTER AND FASTER" by Professor Norman Lewis, Rs. 295. Norman Lewis is the author of the bestselling book "WORD POWER MADE EASY", Rs. 169, also published in India by Goyal Publishers & Distributors, Delhi.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
ENGLISH THROUGH STORIES (YouTube)
"English through stories" are very enjoyable text and audio of interesting novels told in very simple English that are available on YouTube. I have enjoyed several of them already. Thanks, dear YouTube guys!
Kishalay Sinha [G]
I DON'T TRUST
I don't trust any TURNCOAT who is blatantly inconsistent and unreliable and treacherous.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
HIGHEST FORM OF LOVE
A long time ago, I read on the Internet about a religious sect whose members believe that the HIGHEST FORM OF LOVE is one that involves sex between the lovers BUT with no thought of reproduction. I cannot recall the name of that sect, which certainly offers a fresh solution to overpopulation, I think.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
অসমৰ বানপানী
অসমত বহু বছর ধৰি - বছৰৰ পিছত বছৰ - বানপানী "প্ৰতিৰোধ" আৰু flood-affected victims সকলৰ পৰিত্ৰাণৰ নামত কোটি কোটি কোটি টকা ক'লৈ গ'ল? এইটো বিষয় অসমৰ cheated ৰাইজে thoroughly investigate কৰা উচিত আৰু strong action লোৱা উচিত instead of listening to deliberate deceptive sentimental chatter by bribed charlatans.
কৰিব লাগে নহয়, ৰাইজে কৰিবলৈ বাধ্য কৰাব লাগে ৷
Assam is full of aliens.
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ, আ]
ONLINE TRANSFER OF BRIBE MONEY
In connection with the notorious Louis Berger bribery scam, Assamese farmers' rights and RTI activist Bhaben Handique has gathered the SHOCKING information that corrupt Louis Berger made an ONLINE TRANSFER of $ 21,420 to the bank account of an employee of Guwahati Municipal Development Authority (GMDA) as BRIBE MONEY. Similar bribes must have been paid by Louis Berger to corrupt politicians and corrupt government officials of Assam.
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G/ভ/আ]
Ashoka अशोक
Emperor Ashoka, after the bloody war of Kalinga (in present-day Orissa) where hundreds of thousands were killed, became so filled with sadness that he sought inner mental peace and became a Buddhist, an ardent follower of Lord Buddha (one of the many "reincarnations" of late Krishna), and sent daughter Sanghamitra and others to faraway Lanka and China etc. to spread Buddhism. According to American scientists, Ashoka (a "Hindu" who became a "Buddhist") is "King" Shahrukh Khan (a "Muslim") in his latest "reincarnation", as reported by a top Indian TV news channel and by Discovery Channel/National Geographic/History Channel.
शोक = sadness
अशोक = no sadness
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा [G]
লাভ নেই, লাভ নেই - লাভ নাই দিয়া - कोई फैदा नहीं - He is A Guy Who is TOO HIGH for any of you.
প্রেমে পড়লে - বিশেষ করে গোপন অনৈতিক প্রেমে পড়লে - চোখে মুখে একটা হাস্যকর উজ্জ্বলতা আসে ৷
Chetan Bhagat: MAKING INDIA AWESOME
I bought an excellent book by bestselling Indian writer Chetan Bhagat yesterday evening and have finished reading several chapters already: MAKING INDIA AWESOME (Rupa), Rs. 176.
I kept feeling as I read the book of very interesting essays by Chetan Bhagat as if I was reading heartrending pieces by My sweet ex UIC classmate Marian (?).
Kishalay Sinha [G]
