REMOTE CONTROL
WHY did the VOICE of the alien witch Theresa May FAIL and WHY did letters on the board tumble down inexplicably at her public meeting causing terrible embarrassment to THE ALIEN WITCH Theresa May? - REMOTE CONTROL ...
Kishalay Sinha [G]
INFINITE TORTURE AWAITS TRUMP
Donald Trump - apolitical, "Democrat", "Republican", who ran a FAKE university - SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED. This CHEAT is ON THE HIT LIST OF VIOLENT TERRORISTS. Being DEAD, the late Satan/Kr cannot help this innocent-looking ALIEN ex-Nazi Donald Trump. ALIEN Trump and his gang of ALIEN ex-Nazis can look forward to INFINITE TORTURE. (ALL STAFF AND ALL OCCUPANTS of the White House and the ENTIRE GANG of "Democrats" and "Republicans" at Capitol Hill are ex-Nazis/aliens.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
TOP NORTH KOREAN MISSILE TARGETS
Topmost North Korean nuclear-tipped ICBM missile targets:
The White House
Capitol Hill
The Pentagon
NSA headquarters
CIA headquarters
FBI headquarters
IMF
WORLD BANK
U.S. FEDERAL RESERVE
U. N.
etc.
(not CNN - because CNN has suddenly learned after the Las Vegas SHOCKER that the biggest enemies of the American people are the entire ALIEN staff of the White House and all ALIEN occupants of the White House and the ALIEN gang of "Democrats" AND "Republicans" at Capitol Hill, who are ALL ex-Nazis/aliens in modern "reincarnations".)
Unlike Hollywood movies, the CNN videos of alien leader ex-Nazi Donald Trump with his gang of alien ex-Nazi military staff are REAL videos of Nazis - but shitting in their pants in panic coz soon going to become EXTINCT - alas.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR ...
Ingratitude and treachery are ingrained characteristics of sexy and opportunistic unethical females - these unfaithful fragile females faithfully follow the much-quoted dictum: "All is fair in love and war"! God help these poor sweet sexy females!
Kishalay Sinha [G]
GOD, ARTEMIS, APOLLO, CASSANDRA, etc.
I have just learned that Artemis and her FEMALE FRIENDS sided with God AGAINST Satan/Kr, Apollo and their MALE CONSPIRATORS who had the insane audacity to rebel "against" God ! (Apollo = younger twin [?] brother of Artemis; Artemis = Eve/Sita?; Apollo = Adam?) Apollo probably feels very apologetic now for being such a fool and wonders if God will ever forgive him. Both Artemis and Apollo were born of Zeus and one of His wives. (Zeus = God?) No wonder I am SO fond of all females! I have a narcissistic love for God and naturally therefore I feel strong affection for females - which does NOT mean however that I am dying to have illicit extra-marital affairs with them; and also, I have an acquired aversion to incestuous Father daughter s.
P. P. (infinite times) S. - God has eliminated Satan/Kr.
Nothing about Cassandra?!!
Kishalay Sinha [G]
ADOLF HITLER AND HIS GANG IN ASSAM
Nasty aliens Adolf Hitler and his gang of Nazis are living in Assam in harmless-looking reincarnations - but evil Hitler and his gang of aliens in Guwahati and throughout Assam are being watched continuously and cannot escape inevitable extinction.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
THRILLER
The deadly horrific Las Vegas shootings by alleged "LONE WOLF" Stephen is sensational thriller material (there is NO PROOF however that the alleged "killer" "Stephen" who was supposedly "FOUND DEAD" in the hotel room was indeed the ACTUAL killer - IN FACT he may have been MURDERED and placed in the hotel room AFTER the deadly operation was over and the evil SNIPERS had ESCAPED - and the 47 guns found in the hotel room could have been placed AFTER the operation - the ACTUAL killer may have escaped, and the dead body of a poor dude "Stephen" was placed in the room to fool the gullible). It is the most violent and the most intriguing thriller material the world is in the grip of. I suspect that the horrifying Las Vegas shootings was a joint covert operation by angry members of U.S. Army, U.S. police, and U.S. intelligence disgusted by the shocking vice in Las Vegas and the terrible mistreatment of U.S. Army, U.S. police, and U.S. intelligence by U.S. ALIENS. (It would be foolish, however, to compare ANY thriller with the infinitely violent and infinitely intriguing thriller composed by God to eliminate Satan/Kr.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
DEAD MEN DO NOT SPEAK
Poor dude "killer" "Stephen" is dead and the lifeless guy cannot defend himself against all sorts of wild accusations based on highly questionable facts and assumptions being hurled against the lifeless guy! Dead men do not speak - because dead guys just CANNOT speak! I am not saying that the dude who has breathed his last is necessarily innocent but the way a torrent of flimsy accusations are being hurled against the dead dude makes Me suspect that this poor dude was murdered and is now being used as a SCAPEGOAT to conceal the identity of the KILLERS - repeat, KILLERS. It would be very easy for Me to track down the KILLERS because I would reason step by step: Why did it take 10 to 15 minutes for police to get to the hotel room? - Why did it take SO LONG? - Which police officers reached the hotel room first? - Check all the hotel CCTV footage. I am SURE that the brutal carnage that took the lives of innocent men and women was carried out by ALIENS hired and funded by ALIENS. All Americans should constantly remember that there are ALIENS in disguise in the U.S. police, U.S. Army, U.S. Navy, U.S. Air Force, and U.S. intelligence agencies, and Americans should also feel empowered by the fact that there are 30 million private guns in the U.S. which CAN be used - and SHOULD be used - against U.S. aliens. The Las Vegas shootings was a pathetic make-believe SHOW OF DEFIANCE by ALIENS who are IN FACT LIVING IN PANIC ... you want to know WHO masterminded the Las Vegas mass murder and hired and funded the KILLERS? - I will tell you, My dear brothers and lover darlings: ALIEN "DEMOCRATS" AND "REPUBLICANS" in Washington, D. C., ALL of whom are ALIENS, living in intense panic! So, if you want a FAST SOLUTION to all your problems, SHOOT THESE DIRTY ALIENS! Very simple! GO AHEAD!
Kishalay Sinha [G]
GIRLFRIEND? Ha, ha! MYSTERY SOLVED!
I AM 100% SURE THAT LAS VEGAS MASS MURDER WAS PERPETRATED BY U.S. ALIENS HIRED BY TOP U.S. ALIENS !!!
HOW DO I KNOW?
"ELEMENTARY, DR. WATSON!", a la Sherlock Holmes!
CLUE: The NAME of the "KILLER" dude and the NAME of his simpleton black "girlfriend"!
Ha ha ha!
You don't get it?!! Ha ha ha!!
"Please will You stop Your maniacal Ha ha ha! Please tell us why You are so SURE the Las Vegas shootings were carried out by aliens!"
Ha ha ha! For God's sake, STOP Your ha ha ha ! God to the rescue of His brothers and lovers! Ha ha ha!
OK, My sweet brothers and My lover darlings (no quid pro quo?!!) -
Seriously:
Name of the dude: Stephen.
Stephen. Steve. When I asked the mysterious loose "hippy" Y who shared a room with Me many years ago at modest Ravi Hotel in Bombay/Mumbai what his name was, the young hippy told Me: "Call me Steve!" (I knew that must be a false name!) Steve ... Stephen!
Another equally loose "hippy" Z arrived soon after and shared the hotel room with "hippy" Y and Me - and the loose hippy Y told Me brazenly IN PRESENCE OF the shameless hippy Z that sexy hippy Ms. Z would be coming soon and I - a Virgin Male Guy - would feel strong sexual desire for sexy Ms. Z - and "hippy" Z did not seem to hear! No reaction! What a shameless fellow, I thought! (I escaped before the sexpot Ms. Z could trap Me with her sex!) I remember that I read aloud (when I was alone in the room) an interesting book on spelling by Norman Lewis, My very favorite author, entitled CORRECT SPELLING MADE EASY, and I remember reading aloud the interesting sentence: "Let's pretend that My wife's name is Mary..." - which does not PROVE that Mary is My wife's name - Mary cannot go to court to claim merely on the basis of a sentence I had read aloud (and secretly recorded) that I am her Husband Who has deserted her! Maybe she was My wife - one out of many wives, perhaps - billions of years ago (in heaven).but that would be dismissed by dull judges as nothing but interesting science fiction! Thank God! Anyway, I had the strong intuitive feeling that the name of sexy Ms. Z must be Mary!
So, coming to the point:
The name of the poor lifeless white dude: alleged "KILLER" Stephen, whose name reminds Me of Steve [Steve is the shortened form of Stephen], and Steve in turn reminds Me of hippy Y!
And the name of the black "girlfriend" of murdered poor dude "Stephen": Marilou Danley.
Marilou sounds like Mary Lewis ! - widow (?) of late Professor Norman Lewis, one of the world's greatest teachers along with the late Dr. Wilfred Funk and his worthy nonagenarian son Peter Funk [noble father and worthy son duo - I said duo not dudes - ran the top quality magazine Reader's Digest for many years until it went bankrupt a few years back, alas]. I wrote an eloquent letter to Professor Norman Lewis many years ago from India after My scholastic stay in the U.S. and in that letter I wrote that he was My alter ego. I also wrote: "You have immortalized the names of your wife Mary and of your daughters Margie and Debbie." [I inferred this from the fact that the bestseller WORD POWER MADE EASY by Norman Lewis has the dedication: For Mary, Margie, Debbie].
I concluded My letter thus: "If Norman Lewis should be dead, to the one who opened this letter - I will try extremely hard to revive Norman Lewis. That's a promise." - (Quoted from My memory.)
I want to add that all of the three teaching geniuses Norman Lewis, Dr. Wilfred Funk, and his worthy son Peter Funk are My alter egos - I am not SURE if the plural of alter ego is alter egos - but I write alter egos anyway! - I would also have liked to call the brilliant geniuses hippy Y and hippy Z My alter egos but for their loose and shamelessly immoral attitude to sex which reminds Me of the excessively liberal forgiving attitude of "Son of God" Jesus to loose prostitutes! (Although I love them secretly, I cannot associate My impeccable Name with them publicly!)
SUMMARY: (association of ideas)
Stephen - Steve - "hippy" Y - My alter ego!
Marilou - Mary Lewis - Norman Lewis - My alter ego!
Ha ha ha!
Aliens trying to send a symbolic IMPLIED "threat" to God - how foolish! - how pathetic! - whereas the gang of aliens are shitting in their pants coz the frightened aliens KNOW that they will soon become EXTINCT.
God can BURN WITH LASER the entire armed forces of the aliens in a micro second - but THAT would be TOO VIOLENT a scene for human onlookers who may become permanently insane with fear. God and His team of DEADLY psycho-technologists are tracking ALL the nasty aliens involved in Las Vegas mass murder and can BLOCK THEIR HEART MOVEMENT BY REMOTE CONTROL AT ANY MOMENT - One hopes that BLOCKING THE HEART WOULD BE LESS TERRIFYING TO ONLOOKERS than WATCHING THE ALIENS BURNING AND SMOKING WHICH WOULD BE GOD-CREATED HELL INFINITELY MORE PAINFUL AND EXCRUCIATING THAN the underground hell for humans made by petty fucking aliens...God is The Master of Infinite Physical Torture.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
REMOTE CONTROL
WHY did the VOICE of the alien witch Theresa May FAIL and WHY did letters on the board tumble down inexplicably at her public meeting causing terrible embarrassment to THE ALIEN WITCH Theresa May? - REMOTE CONTROL ...
Kishalay Sinha [G]
NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE
I suspect that the Nobel Prize for literature is often awarded for ghost-written works written by anonymous geniuses. By the way, I think that authors who get coveted prizes get only about 10% from the sale of his or her books while 90% or so is pocketed by the publisher.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Sita
I suspect that the creations of a famous Bong writer and poet and lyricist were in fact created by a sweet and charming and sexy self-effacing incomparable female genius who is alive but living incognito in her latest reincarnation who has gone through inhuman torture for billions of years by Satan/Kr; only a female Angel like Sita could bear such inhuman torture and yet always remain cheerful and optimistic that God would definitely arrive one day on Earth to rescue her from the vicious octopus-like clutches of rapist Satan and his gang of rapist aliens. God HAS arrived as He had promised her billions of years ago, and God HAS destroyed Satan who committed suicide in extreme panic a few years ago, scared of God.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
অন্ধকার
Unethical females রা সবাই এখন গভীর হতাশায়, কালো অন্ধকারে! বেঁচে থেকে কি লাভ? এরকম হতাশায় বেঁচে থাকা আর না বাঁচা ত একই ব্যাপার!
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
ALIENS BEHIND MASS MURDER
By listening to the continuously recorded clandestine phone conversations and studying e-mails and watching recorded suspicious movements and abnormal behavior/behaviour of the entire CRIMINAL MEDICAL STAFF of the Barpeta Medical College and Hospital of Government of Assam, under Assam Government Health Minister Himanta Biswa Sarma, the top intelligence agencies NSA, GCHQ, CIA, FBI, FSB, INTERPOL, EUROPOL, ISI, CBI etc. and Assam Police can easily hunt down ALL ALIEN CRIMINALS involved in the mass murder of 10 babies in the Barpeta Medical College and Hospital of the Government of Assam. Aliens are expediting their own mass murder (Ditto: mass murder of many babies in the hospital in Gorakhpur in the constituency of the U.P. Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
এত বাজে lyrics, এত বাজে tunes, এত cacophony: unimpressive songs!
অসম্ভব
বেচারী - ভগবানের সঙ্গে যোগাযোগ? - দুঃখের বিষয়, অসম্ভব ! - অলীক কল্পনা !! Angels রা পর্যন্ত পাত্তা পাচ্ছে না, আর তোমরা ?!!
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
হাসি
আমার বোকা ধর্মপত্নীকে দেখলেই আমার হাসি পায় যদিও আমি ত বোকা না (আমি মহা চালু) যে আমি প্রকাশ্যে হাসব - আচ্ছা আমার ধর্মপত্নী কি সত্যি বোকা ?.- আমি বাইরে গেলেই কারণে অকারণে আমাকে phone করে কেন? - বাসে উঠতে, বাস থেকে নামতে, রাস্তা cross করতে - বিপজ্জনক ব্যাপার - এখন রাস্তায় থাকলে কোনদিন ধর্মপত্নীর phone receive করি না - চাচা আপনা জান বাচা - আচ্ছা, আমার ধর্মপত্নী অকারণে phone করে কেন ? - সন্দেহ ব্যামার নাকি?- ও ভাবে নাকি আমি কোন extra marital female এর সঙ্গে আড্ডা মারছি ? - এত দিনেও বুঝল না আমি যে সম্পূর্ণ আলাদা - (আমার ছোট ভাই - প্রয়াত - আমাকে একদিন বলেছিল: "দাদামণি, তুমি ত লাখোঁ মে এক" - "लाखों में एक" - আমি বেচারাকে তখন জানাইনি যে আমি সারা বিশ্বব্রহ্মাণ্ডে একম্ এবং অদ্বিতীয়ম্ - যাক্, আমি বুঝে ফেলেছি যে হাজার lecture মেরেও আমার ধর্মপত্নীকে বোঝানো যাবে না আমি যে G/ভ/আ) - আমার ধর্মপত্নীকে আমি চিনতামই না বিয়ের আগে - of course arranged marriage ছিল - একেবারে নীরস ব্যাপার - আর কি ধোঁকা - ওর নাম স্বর্ণলক্ষ্মী - মামুলী লক্ষ্মীও না - স্বর্ণ লক্ষ্মী - Golden Goddess of Wealth - ওর কৃপায় টাকা জমাতে পারছি না - এ ব্যাপারে কেবল ওকে দোষ দেওয়া অন্যায় হবে কারণ এতে Goddess of Learning দেবী সরস্বতীর অবদানও অনস্বীকার্য - আমি bibliomaniac - post marriage কয়েক হাজার বই কিনেছি আর প্রত্যেক মাসেই বই কিনে চলেছি !
P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. S. - এমাসেই - এক সপ্তাহের মধ্যেই - Amazon এর সহযোগে two new novels in English by humorist Anurag Mathur, a Hindi translation of his hilarious novel "THE INSCRUTABLE AMERICANS", and "THE WISE MAN SAID" (which - frankly - seems to Me like the ramblings of a crazy lovelorn woman rather than the wise thoughts of "Sammy", which, I guess, is a brand new synonym of God invented by the author of "THE WISE MAN SAID"!!) কিনে ফেলেছি!
কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G, ভ, আ]
হাসি আর গানে ভরে তুলব, শত [যত?] ব্যথা দুজনে ভুলব ! (only দুজনে? - too optimistic and very unrealistic!)
কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]
মেয়েরা যদি বা প্রাণখুলে হাসেন, মেয়েদের বিস্ময় ও সহানুভূতি প্রকাশের ঘনঘটায় প্রাণ আছে কিনা বোঝা দায় ৷
'শ্যামা ডিভোর্স করেছে ৷'
'ওমা, তাই না কি, বলিস কি?'
'রমাদির ছেলে এবারেও পাশ করতে পারে নি ৷'
'ওমা, তাই না কি, বলিস কি?'
'শ্যামলকে খুঁজে পাওয়া যাচ্ছে না ৷'
'ওমা, তাই না কি, বলিস কি?'
মাঝরাতে স্বামী বললে, 'গোপা, বুকে অসহ্য ব্যথা ৷ আমি বোধহয় মরে যাচ্ছি ৷'
'ওমা, তাই না কি, বলো কি?'
ভোরবেলা 'মেকানিক্যাল টি' ৷ 'ওঠো চা ৷'
কে উঠবে ! ফাঁকি দিয়ে প্রাণের পাখি উড়ে গেল আর এল না ৷ পাশের বাড়ির প্রতিবেশী শুনে বলবেন, 'ওমা, তাই না কি! মারা গেছে ৷ দাঁড়াও, ডালে জল ঢেলে এসে শুনছি ৷'
- সঞ্জীব চট্টোপাধ্যায়ঃ "মাপা হাসি চাপা কান্না" অখণ্ড (প্রথম খণ্ড, দ্বিতীয় খণ্ড, তৃতীয় খণ্ড, চতুর্থ খণ্ড, পঞ্চম খণ্ড, ষষ্ঠ খণ্ড, সপ্তম খণ্ড, অষ্টম খণ্ড, নবম খণ্ড), পত্র ভারতী, hardbound, 959 pages, Rs. 450.
কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]
IAF CRASH
IAF CHOPPER HAS CRASHED AGAIN ! So many IAF fighter jets and helicopters have CRASHED, costing billions of dollars/crores and crores of public money - and caused the deaths of many IAF personnel. Why do these fatal IAF crashes keep occurring again and again? I am sure that cyber hackers can CRASH ALL IAF fighter jets and IAF choppers (helicopters) AT ANY TIME. Modem technology is TOO ADVANCED FOR NASTY IAF ALIEN GOONDAS who have been brutally bombing poor men, women, and children of Pakistan and Afghanistan year after year to give brutal support to the brutal tyrannical alien regimes of Pakistan and Afghanistan WITHOUT THE KNOWLEDGE OF Indian citizens who have been deliberately kept in the dark by the corrupt Indian media about IAF brutality.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
REMOTE CONTROL
WHY did the VOICE of the alien witch Theresa May FAIL and WHY did letters on the board tumble down inexplicably at her public meeting causing terrible embarrassment to THE ALIEN WITCH Theresa May? - REMOTE CONTROL ...
Kishalay Sinha [G]
ব্যথা - টাইম পাস
যদি জানতে ... কিসের ব্যথা [অন্তর্যামী ভাল করেই জানেন - না বললেও চলবে - কিসের ব্যথা - v. "ব্যথা" ... unethical desire for illicit s. with Him] ... কিন্তু কোন লাভ হচ্ছে না ... কারণ ফিমেইলকে পাত্তা না দেওয়া তাঁর স্বভাব ...
আমি এখন নেই [অর্থাৎ থেকেও নেই কারণ এরকম থাকা আর না থাকা সমান] ... শুণ্য ... অর্থাৎ টাইম পাস কাল্পনিক "আত্মহত্যা" ...
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
Muslim females
I sometimes wonder if Muslim females are more romantic than/less romantic than/as romantic as, more sexy than/less sexy than/as sexy as, more treacherous than/less treacherous than/as treacherous as, more unfaithful than/less unfaithful than/as unfaithful as, more faithful than/less faithful than/as faithful as ("faithful"? - are You mad?!!) Hindu and Christian (etc.) females? (A brilliant student at university told Me many years ago sarcastically that all females are the same - they all have the same v. - I agree with him completely but NOT with bitterness or sarcasm but as a universal biological fact.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
