धंधा
हर lazy male का धंधा: बिना मेहनत income, without doing any work; हर unethical female का धंधा: to "contact" (in a vulgar sense) The Elusive Target.
किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]
"G, भ, आ" - क्या चक्कर, जी ? Secret बात !
It seems to Me that God's clever method of making His female readers happy is by offering false hope!
HOW I BECAME A POWERFUL THINKER
I attribute My powerful thinking to My disciplined life, My wide reading, My strong vocabulary, My fantastic memory, and particularly to My studying books on efficient thinking and problem solving written by experts like Dr. Alex F. Osborn (author of "APPLIED IMAGINATION" and "YOUR CREATIVE POWER", which I bought and studied many years ago) and Dr. Edward de Bono, who was a research scientist at Cambridge University and Harvard University and became Professor of Thinking at a U.S. university. (I have bought and studied many books on problem solving by Dr. Edward de Bono. I also own a copy of an excellent book on the world's great inventions in chronological order, edited by Dr. Edward de Bono.) Two other fantastic teachers who have contributed enormously to My sensational success are Dr. Wilfred Funk and his worthy son Peter Funk. Mysterious hippies Y and Z and Ms. Z and honey trap Ms. X and mysterious UIUC gal Cynthia (whom I never met) and My momentary acquaintance UIC ex classmate gal whose name I am not sure about (was it Marian?) have also helped Me tremendously. To all of the above, present or late, My profound thanks.
My disciplined life may have been, in the past, and may be, at present, a source of deep frustration to many of My unethical female fans who have illicit ambitions. (If so, I am very sorry. I can't help it.)
My close study of "WORD POWER MADE EASY" by Norman Lewis and "THINK YOUR WAY TO WEALTH" and "LAW OF SUCCESS" by Napoleon Hill ensured My RAPID, dazzling, stupendous, breathtaking, sensational, superhuman success. My reading Dr. Isaac Asimov helped Me become The Greatest Scientist Of All Time very fast. (I am sure that God, The Greatest Scientist In The Universe, would need excellent mentors when He gets Himself born as A Human.) My late dad Krishna (who was very unromantic and puritanical and always very faithful to My late mom) gave Me perfect training in sexual self-discipline which has made Me IMMUNE to the seductive charm of sexy desi and foreign females, no matter how sexy. My innocent-looking (!) consort Swarna Lakshmi - which means "Golden Goddess of Wealth", no less! - gives Me nourishing food (quite often, if not always) and watches over Me in weal and woe, and also offers Me voluntary free-of-cost 24x7 protection against scheming unethical sirens, for which I am profoundly grateful to My consort!
Kishalay Sinha [G]
মন দেয়া নেয়া
কত অ-বধূ যে তিনার সঙ্গে গোপনে কাল্পনিক অনৈতিক প্রেমে হাবুডুবু খাচ্ছে ! কত অ-নৈতিক অ-বধূ যে তিনাকে তাদের মন দিতে চায় (মন? না অন্য কিছু? ছিঃ ছিঃ !) - কিন্তু দুঃখের বিষয় কেউ তিনার "মন" নিতে পারছে না ! হায়, কাউকেই তিনি পাত্তা দিচ্ছেন না !
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
Robert Browning's poems
Robert Browning's terrifying poems on sexual jealousy ভীষণ ভয়ঙ্কর - বিভীষিকাময় ৷
Kishalay Sinha [G]
MEMORY EXPERTS
Reading fascinating books by memory experts Robert H. Nutt ("HOW TO DEVELOP A GOOD MEMORY", reprinted in India by D.B. Taraporevala, Mumbai), O.W. "Bill" Hayes ("AUTO-MAGIC MEMORY", published by Simon & Schuster, New York), Harry Lorayne, Jerry Lucas and other memory experts have enabled Me to develop an astonishing memory.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
100% SHOCK-PROOF
The many books on self-improvement I have read have made Me 100% SHOCK-PROOF against s. emotional attacks by gals; mental tranquillity/tranquility is essential to a perfect memory, such as I have.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Dr. Rudolf Flesch
Reading very helpful books by Dr. Rudolf Fesch, an authority on the art of readable writing, has helped Me tremendously in making everything I write so interesting that My readers (My female readers in particular) read My online blog posts again and again and again! One interesting definition of literature is that literature is writing that you want to read again and again. My online writings are the world's greatest literature! (I don't like false modesty.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Malavika etc. etc.
I am filled with intense pity and heartfelt sympathy when I see charming heartbroken females like Malavika etc. etc. yearning to have a simple conversation with God. Why is God so brutal and so unfeeling towards yearning females who just want to have a friendly conversation with Him? (Only "conversation"? God is NOT A FOOL - He is The Smartest Guy in the Whole Universe! And God is NOT A PROMISCUOUS GUY!)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
KISS AND LOVE !
When I was a young B.Sc. Physics Honours student at St. Stephen's College, Delhi, many years ago, a very kind and affectionate senior student of St. Stephen's College (which was NOT a co-ed college at that time) who was an M.A. student and was a hostel boarder like Me, whenever he met Me, he used to play on My name Kishalay and sing playfully: "Kiss and love, kiss and love!" I should add that I never had a single "girl friend" in Indian schools or colleges nor at any Indian or American universities (UIUC and UIC) and naturally therefore I never kissed or loved any non-existent girl friend! I never felt the need! (How BRUTAL of Me!)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
WONDERFUL TEACHER
The best books on English composition FOR THE BEGINNER written in astonishingly simple English that ANY high school student can easily understand, which helped Me gain mastery of English and English composition, are "SHEFTER'S GUIDE TO BETTER COMPOSITIONS", "SHORT CUTS TO EFFECTIVE ENGLISH", "HOW TO GET HIGHER MARKS IN SCHOOL", "SIX MINUTES A DAY TO PERFECT SPELLING", "HOW TO PREPARE TALKS AND ORAL REPORTS", and "FASTER READING SELF-TAUGHT" by Harry Shefter, Professor of English at New York University, paperbacks published by Washington Square Press/Pocket Books, New York. (Washington Square Press and Pocket Books are both divisions of Simon & Schuster, New York.)
SELF-CONTROL
I was very impressed and deeply moved as I watched and listened to some talks and interviews of Professor Steven Pinker on YouTube today, and posted this comment under K on YouTube:
Professor Steven Pinker's deep scholarship and intense sincerity are evident in every word he speaks. May he continue to inspire students throughout the world. - Kishalay Sinha
Honestly, I felt like adding the sentence "May God bless him." - and putting [G] after My name, but I felt amazed at My perfect self-control when I refrained from adding the sentence "May God bless him." - and DID NOT put [G] after My name in My YouTube comment reproduced (Oops!) above. I thought the kind-hearted Harvard professor might feel puzzled! Better not to confuse the eminent scholar!
Kishalay Sinha [G]
