Gopal
I suspect that Gopal, a simple and innocent Indian youth who goes to study at an American university as an exchange student, the hero of the hilarious novel "THE INSCRUTABLE AMERICANS" by Anurag Mathur (Rupa Books), the funniest novel I have read, may be a PARODY of Me as a student at American universities, as a graduate student (Ph.D. student) in the department of physiology and biophysics at UIUC, and as a graduate student (M.S. student) in the department of mathematics, statistics, and computer science at UIC. Of course, this novel is an amusing caricature, not a statement of facts. I did NOT have romantic contact with ANY American female or with any Indian female or any female of any other nationality, not to speak of My meeting a naked American woman, which is weird, or the craziest of all, having s. with a woman in the plane washroom on My return flight! By the way, I was not an exchange student at the American universities, but won university scholarships from UIUC (University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign) and UIC (University of Illinois at Chicago).
"MY GOD DIED YOUNG" and "CONFESSIONS OF AN INDIAN WOMAN EATER" by Sasthi Brata (Penguin Books) are just as entertaining as "THE INSCRUTABLE AMERICANS" by Anurag Mathur, but these two novels by Sasthi Brata (an ex-student of Presidency College, Calcutta/Kolkata) are written in a satirical style, whereas "THE INSCRUTABLE AMERICANS" by Anurag Mathur (an ex-student of St. Stephen's College, Delhi, like Me) is pure fun.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
RANSOMWARE HITS INDIANS: WION
RANSOMWARE HITS AGAIN - NEW RANSOMWARE HITS INDIAN USERS. - Being reported on WION TV news channel. (WION is pronounced wee-on). Hackers are targeting Indians (watching porn on the Internet). CYBER EXTORTION.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
ঘুম কারে কয়
ডাক্তার: কী সমস্যা বলে ফেলেন ৷
রোগী: ডাক্তারবাবু, আমার না খালি ঘুম পায় ৷
ডাক্তার: আপনি কী ফোন (what phone) ব্যবহার করেন?
রোগী: কেন ডাক্তারবাবু, নোকিয়া ১১০০ (Nokia 1100) ৷
ডাক্তার: একটা স্মার্টফোন smartphone লিখে দিচ্ছি, সেই ফোনে ম্যাসেঞ্জার Messenger, ফেসবুক Facebook, হোয়াটসঅ্যাপ WhatsApp ইনস্টল instal/install করে নেবেন ৷ দেখবেন, ঘুম কারে কয় ভুইল্লা যাইবেন ৷
(ভাইরাল মুচকি, দৈনিক যুগশঙ্খ, পৃষ্ঠা ৮, শনিবার, গুয়াহাটি, ২৩ সেপ্টেম্বর ২০১৭)
আমার মনে হয়, God's blog postings পড়লে সবার (সবার মানে?) ভালো ঘুম হয়, বেশিও না, কমও না - ঠাট্টা করা হচ্ছে? Being sarcastic? Cruelty ভাল না ।
সখী, ভাবনা কাহারে বলে ৷
সখী, যাতনা কাহারে বলে ৷
তোমরা যে বলো দিবস-রজনী 'ভালোবাসা' 'ভালোবাসা' - সখী ভালোবাসা কারে কয় !
সেকি কেবলই যাতনাময়? সেকি কেবলই চোখের জল?
Yes.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
GET RICH QUICK
I have read that the FASTEST (unethical) way to get VERY RICH is by MANIPULATING the stock market (CHEATING).
Kishalay Sinha [G]
CRIMINAL DOCTORS
Criminal male and female "doctors" and "surgeons" and "pathologists" and "diagnostic lab technicians" and hospitals and nursing homes regularly conduct FAKE TESTS and give terrifying FAKE TEST REPORTS "confirming" NON-EXISTENT "cancer", "HIV AIDS", "diabetes", "ebola virus", "dengue virus", "swine flu virus", etc., to FRIGHTEN unsuspecting patients and cripple them and murder them and ruin their families. Criminal male and female staff of TV news channels collude with criminal "health professionals" to RUIN and MURDER unsuspecting victims and ruin their families. The solution is very simple and obvious: VIOLENTLY BEAT UP AND SHOOT THESE CRIMINALS WHO ARE NOW OPERATING IN EVERY COUNTRY. (W.H.O. - "World Health Organization" - is a nasty international criminal organization of CHEATS who deserve "cleansing".)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
ALIEN
Rahul Shivshankar [Shiv + Shankar] must be an alien.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
COWARD
Girish Chandra Tripathi गिरीश चंद्र त्रिपाठी [गिरीश = गिरि + ईश = the Lord of the mountain = Lord Shiv/शिव] sounds like a spineless coward and must be an alien.
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]
