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दूध
"Inside the car - गाड़ी के अंदर - harassed woman बेचारी little baby को दूध पिला रही थी" - "मैं baby को दूध पिला रही थी" - हे भगवान, इतना बेशर्म ! क्या करें, यहां तो बेशर्म women publicly चिल्ला चिल्ला कर बोलती हैं - "८४ लाख योनि" - "८४ लाख योनि" - "८४ लाख योनि" ! इतना अश्लील ! इतना VULGAR ! यार, भारत में तो "कामसुत्र" भी लिखा जाता है ! America भारत को क्या सीखाएगा ? भारत सीखाएगा ! क्या सीखाएगा ? 420 things - ४२० चीजें !
किशलय सिन्हा [भ, आ]
नाटक ?
मुझे लग रहा है कि "बच्चे को दूध पिला रही है" episode actually एक नाटक था to attract God (in the vulgar sense). Very bad. इस dirty world में lazy greedy husbands घर में बैठ कर income करते रहते हैं by using बेशर्म shameless sexy wives as ZERO CAPITAL INVESTMENT prostitutes who don't mind selling their God-given v. to earn money. I am pretty sure God would be horrified if He were to see the shocking immorality and degradation of LECHEROUS sex-hungry males and females so pervasive in this dirty God-forsaken world. मुझे लगता है इस दुनिया में sex के सिवा कुछ भी नहीं है where even God's name has been slandered - भगवान = भग [v.] + वान = One Who owns many v. How insulting! What a sordid world! यहां तो males and females court में Gita, Bible, Koran छू कर "सच के सिवा कुछ नहीं बोलूंगा/बोलूंगी" कह कर झूठ बोलते हैं/झूठ बोलती हैं ।
Kishalay Sinha [G] किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]
