THE SECRET GARDEN
EVERYONE who understands English should read the very enjoyable "THE SECRET GARDEN" by Frances Hodgson Burnett (Retold for Young Readers), IBD PUBLISHING, International Book Distributors, 4, Tottee Lane, 1st Floor, Kolkata - 700016 (India); Phone no : +91-33-22175390, 40019210; Email : intbd_kol16@yahoo.co.in; Copyright © INFINITY PUBLISHING; ISBN: 978-93-86037-55-8; Book Code - S 058; Subject: English Literature; 224 pages. Although the price printed on the back cover is $6.99, I bought it for Rs. 110 (much less than if calculated using the present dollar to rupee exchange rate) yesterday from a local bookshop/bookstore in Guwahati where I live. (It is a delightful story, actually written, I think, by the gorgeous beauty "hippy" Ms. Z, using the pen name Frances Hodgson Burnett! It is clear to Me that the main characters Colin, Mary, Dickon in "THE SECRET GARDEN" are Mary = "hippy" Ms. Z, Dickon (sounds like Dickens) = "hippy" Z, Colin/Young Rajah = Me! The theme of the novel is extremely important for the entire human race: immortality! The title of Chapter 20: "I Shall Live Forever - And Ever - And Ever!" says in a simple sentence that immortality will soon become possible. (The Secret Garden reminds Me of the originally blissful Garden of Eden. - G)
I have just noticed that the price of the book in India is ALSO indicated on the back cover, I think, along with $6.95 (and the ISBN number):
00011000 / $6.99
You see, 11000, a code number which the bookseller knows (but the buyer may not know) means Rs. 110.00! (The last 00 indicate paise; so Rs. 110.00.) The three front zeros 000 in 00011000 BEFORE 11000 are meant for books that would hopefully/crushingly cost more than Rs. 999, more than Rs. 9999, and more than Rs. 99999 (Gosh!). Wow! (Indian buyers are smart and calculating - as soon as they see $6.99 printed on the cover, they will start converting the dollar into rupees (as I did) like this - $6.99 is about 7 dollars - 1 dollar is about 70 rupees (let's say, perhaps more, doesn't matter) - 7×70 = 490 - about 500 rupees - and the (smart) bookseller is only asking for just Rs. 110 - what a bargain! And I'm hooked!
(What a clever strategy! Competition is tough; and struggling
publishers and booksellers have got to be smart to survive!)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Saki
I wonder if the fascinating short story writer "Saki" (author of the very amusing and witty short story "The Open Window" and many such delightfully mordant short stories), who is one of My most favourite/favorite short story writers along with Chekhov, Maupassant, Gorky, and O. Henry, is a pen name of Mary, an accomplished writer with a charming personality.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
GREATEST TEACHER
In an earlier post, I wrote that I consider Norman Lewis to be the greatest teacher of all time (except God of course). That was an overhasty appraisal caused by excessive fondness for Norman Lewis! Equally great teaching geniuses are Dr. Wilfred Funk, Harry Shefter, Paul D. Leedy, Rudolf Flesch, Edward de Bono, O.W. "Bill" Hayes, Robert H. Nutt, Harry Lorayne, Dale Carnegie, Horace Coon, Norman Vincent Peale, Napoleon Hill, Alex F. Osborn, Peter Funk, etc. (I am aware that purists want et al to be used when I am referring to persons, and etc. to be used when I am referring to objects - but I can say in defence/defense that persons and objects are all made up of atoms and molecules, are they not? So why not use the easy and popular etc.?!! - G)
অকৃতজ্ঞ
যা পাই তা চাই না - যা চাই তা পাই না ! কি অকৃতজ্ঞ !
সোনার হরিণ চাই !
সবাই যেন ভয়ানক যুদ্ধে নেমেছে একে অন্যকে বধ করতে ! সবাই যেন শত্রু ! ("সবাই" মানে? সেটাও বলতে হবে নাকি? কাড়াকাড়ি! চুলোচুলি !)
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
Panama Papers and Paradise Papers
International Consortium of Investigative Journalists (ICIJ) and WikiLeaks will DESTROY corrupt male and female aliens of every country because soon the vast number of cheated citizens will become very violent and will beat up and finish off these ALIEN cheats.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
EXAGGERATED SELF-ESTIMATE
EVERYONE thinks TOO HIGHLY of himself or herself, which is VERY IMPORTANT for emotional survival. (I confess that I CANNOT THINK TOO HIGHLY of Myself because there is nothing higher than infinity.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Christianity
Christian preachers keep on ranting that men and women are born "SINNERS". This is A DAMN LIE propagated by evil rapist ALIEN leader Satan/"God"/Kr (late) and his EVIL gang of male and female aliens. Late Satan/Kr's EVIL gang of panic-stricken male and female ALIENS - the stupid arrogant gang of human-looking "gods" and "goddesses" living on and inside Earth - will be destroyed mercilessly very soon. Jesus, son of "God", was tortured and then murdered by rapist Satan's evil gang of criminals because Jesus started curing "incurable" diseases and even revived dead Lazarus (who is described as a "dog", I don't know why, in the short story THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME by Richard Connell; in the same short story, there is a vicious murderer, General Zaroff, whose name - significantly - begins with Z, which reminds Me of the very sweet genius hippy Z, who is the most gentle scholar I have come across, who even tacitly wanted Me to have sex with the delightfully sweet and sexy Ms. Z (the reincarnation of multiply married and widowed Jessica of the Bible?), a gorgeously beautiful woman with a sweet face and delightful breasts and seductive v. which I feel an intense desire to keep entering! WOW! Bad influence of some EROTIC novels I have read!)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
সিঁথিতে সিঁদুর
Unethical females দের জন্য সিঁথিতে সিঁদুর মানে ভবিষ্যৎ শেষ ! - "ভবিষ্যৎ" মানে কি? না বললেও চলবে ! (আমি unethical females দের কথা বলছি - ethical females দের কথা বলছি না - ethical females আছে নাকি ? আছে বলে জানতাম না - আছে জেনে খুব ভাল লাগল - after all, পতিব্রতা সীতার নাম শুনেছি ! কিন্তু রাবণের সঙ্গে সীতার কিছু ব্যাপার হয়েছিল কি?)
From Wikipedia (Bengali):
সিঁদুর (বা সিন্দূর) একপ্রকার রঞ্জক পদার্থ। এটি সাধারণত মেয়েদের সিঁথিতে একপ্রান্ত থেকে অপর প্রান্ত অবধি প্রসারিত টীকা বা কপালে টিপের আকারে ব্যবহৃত হয়। হিন্দুধর্মে সিঁদুর বিবাহিতা নারীর প্রতীক। অবিবাহিত মেয়েরা সিঁথিতে সিঁদুর পরে না, কপালে সিঁদুরের টিপ পরে। বিধবাদের সিঁদুর ব্যবহার শাস্ত্রমতে নিষিদ্ধ। হিন্দুদের পূজানুষ্ঠানের সময়ও সিঁদুর ব্যবহৃত হয়।
সিঁদুর
সিঁদুরের ইতিহাস অতি প্রাচীন বলে ধারণা করা হয়। হিন্দু ধর্মমতে এটি স্বামীর দীর্ঘজীবন বয়ে আনে বলে বিবাহিত হিন্দু নারীরা সিঁদুর ব্যবহার করেন। এর রঙ লাল, কারণ এটি শক্তি ও ভালোবাসার প্রতীক। হিন্দু বিবাহের সময়ে একজন নারীর প্রথম কপালে সিঁদুর দিয়ে চিহ্ন আঁকা হয়।
বৈবাহিক আচার
হিন্দু মতে বিবাহের সর্বশেষ শাস্ত্রীয় রীতি হল বর (স্বামী) কর্তৃক কন্যার (নববধু) কপালে সিঁদুর লেপন। বাঙালি হিন্দু নারীরা স্বামীর মঙ্গল কামনায় পুরো বৈবাহিক জীবনে সিঁদুর পরে থাকেন।
সিঁদুর খেলা
সিঁদুর খেলা
সিঁদুর খেলা পূজা সংশ্লিষ্ট একটি বাঙালি হিন্দু সংস্কার। পূজার প্রতিমাকে সিঁদুর দিয়ে বরণ করে নেয়ার পর এই খেলা শুরু হয়। ভুরিভোজনের মধ্য দিয়ে এই অনুষ্ঠানের সমাপ্তি।
(উইকিপিডিয়া)
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
Apple X
What is the correct pronunciation of Apple X? Apple Eks - or Apple Ten? [As for Me, I would pronounce Ms. X as Ms. Eks - not Ms. Ten! American Apple fans would probably pronounce Ms. X as Ms. Ten!! By the way, I know that Ms. - a camouflage abbreviation for Miss (for an unmarried - or perhaps divorced? - female) OR Mrs. (a modern married female is often not too happy announcing to the whole world that she is married) - is pronounced MIZ!! I think Ms. is a nice invention. Why should females NOT use Ms. when all males have used deceptive Mr. - for a bachelor or divorced guy OR for a happily or unhappily married male - for ages?!! - G]
Nowadays, the word apple or a picture of an apple ALWAYS reminds Me of treacherous unreliable double-crossing sexy Eve who was banished from the Garden of Eden billions of years ago by God for her amorous connection with Satan/Kr, I think! (Was the Garden of Eden located in heaven?)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
LACK OF TRUST: Today, I had SHOCKING evidence of guys I thought trusted God showing LACK OF TRUST in God. I can derive important lessons from every experience, and today's revealing experience has enabled Me to decide permanently NEVER AGAIN TO TRUST ANY MALE AND FEMALE human and alien BUT ALWAYS TO TRUST ONLY THE INCREDIBLY ADVANCED AND DEADLY PSYCHO-TECHNOLOGISTS who watch and record everything continuously on My behalf. - G
দুঃখের গান
রবীন্দ্রনাথের (রবীন্দ্রনাথের?) মর্মস্পর্শী গানগুলো কি দুঃখের গান ! বুক ফেটে যায় ! অনৈতিক বেদনাক্লিষ্ট unethical females দের তিনার সঙ্গে মিলিত হওয়ার (অশ্লীল অর্থে) গোপন ইচ্ছার নিরাশাময় বহির্প্রকাশ !
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
দারুণ গান
Eve/সীতা/Mary দারুণ গান গাইতে পারে - can sing incomparable songs - I am sure.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
CRUSHED
All overambitious shameless unethical females nursing illicit dreams about Him are feeling DEPRESSED AND CRUSHED by the incomparable mysterious mythological females Eve/সীতা/Mary who are/is suffering recurring pangs of uncertainty and bouts of depression themselves/herself in regard to their/her own illicit dreams about Him!
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, J, Bh, A]
RIGHT FOCUS
All army personnel of all countries should stop taking part in fratricidal wars - brothers killing brothers - caused by cunning ALIEN politicians and bureaucrats and journalists of warring countries, and should FOCUS ON joining the vast number of cheated citizens to mercilessly WIPE OUT the small number of helpless defenceless/defenseless TOP male and female ALIENS in their own countries!
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Ravish Kumar रवीश कुमार (NDTV इंडिया)
Ravish Kumar रवीश कुमार, who is Senior Executive Editor of NDTV इंडिया, is always very interesting and provocative and forthright like Me.
I am NOT CERTIFYING the authenticity of NDTV इंडिया or any other TV news channel. NONE should be blindly trusted.
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा जी [G]
PROFOUND SECRETS
Ms. X/B./Pamela/Radha etc. and Eve/Sita/Mary etc. in their PRESENT reincarnations BOTH KNEW the secret identity of My "dad" Krishna and My regal identity ("son" of Krishna) but they NEVER DISCLOSED to their "families" (who I think actually "adopted" these two females because these females had first CHANGED themselves into "BABIES" and then got themselves EXCHANGED with two babies born in the two families) NOR DISCLOSED to their friends their own SECRET identities nor the secret identity of the original Krishna (My "dad") nor My regal identity ("son" of Krishna) until I revealed (through My online writings) the secret identitities of the two sexy females and the secret identity of My "dad" Krishna AND also My REAL identity - G - which neither the two females nor Krishna (late) nor anyone else could guess until I GAVE AWAY MY SECRET IDENTITY WHEN THE TIME WAS RIPE for My Self-revelation.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
ENJOYING SEX
God has provided each female (each young girl and adult woman) with her v. and each male with his p. for the purpose of procreation (propagation of the species) and for the enjoyment of sex and for earning money with no capital investment. And out of His infinite wisdom, He has provided human females and males with fingers with which mast. (or genital self-excitation or self-sexual pleasure) can be obtained in privacy without the need for a partner of the opposite sex; a male has only to keep thinking of some female or females and clasp his erect p. with his fingers and give it brisk to-and-fro friction until he ejaculates his white semen (this is what he must do in medical labs when his semen is required for various purposes, I guess); a female can keep touching her cl. (I think) or insert her finger into her v. and keep moving her finger in and out (I think). Artificial sex-equipment such as inflatable dolls and battery-operated p.-shaped vibrators are available (I have been told). I have collected these spicy bits of information from various sources such as My late brother (who was five years younger than Me but had easy access to unholy sources of information) and a widower (with three daughters left in his care by his beloved departed wife) who is a simpleton cousin many years older than Me but who gave Me practical advice before My marriage about how to perform s. when I asked him for urgent advice in this regard (Me not having had pre-marital s. with any female before My marriage); he told Me the very easy steps that are required: "Just part the legs and insert Your p. into the v." Gosh, so simple! This simpleton cousin used to bore Me no end when he asked Me whenever he met Me WHY the female cl. should be "the homologue of the p." (he found this awful phrase in a newspaper or magazine article); he stopped boring Me with his irritating query after a few years of pestering Me; I don't know why he stopped boring Me all of a sudden; the guy also revealed to Me that he found mast. much more pleasurable than having real s. (perhaps this is a case of "grapes are sour", the poor impecunious gentle simpleton not having access to any suitable female to have real s. with; of course, it is quite possible that My simpleton cousin really feels no desire to have s. with any female). I still find it hard to believe that females - such gentle innocent-looking creatures - mast! I still haven't gotten over the shock I felt when I first heard about this! By the way, My late brother told Me bitterly many years ago: "Dada [Big Brother], all women are prostitutes!" I never asked him WHY he had such an awful notion about women. The wise Khushwant Singh, My late Indian guru, who was a great writer, journalist, humanist, and amateur sexologist, wrote Me many years ago: "Kishalay - Thanks. You have to grow up. Your fantasies of women's fidelity are juvenile." And a bright senior student at Dibrugarh University told Me many years ago in a sarcastic tone: "Kishalay, ALL women have the same v." Of course, these are heavily loaded one-sided views. I don't think that all males are pure and virtuous guys. (Just the opposite is probably true.) Incidentally, I feel no bitterness at all about the biological fact that all females have the same v. Indeed, I feel that God let all females have the same v. to ensure A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD (a useful cliché) for ALL competing unethical females nursing shameless ILLICIT dreams about Him. (I have learned from Internet sources about a cult all of whose members believe that having sex only for enjoyment with no thought of producing babies is the highest form of love.)
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]
AAP
ALL Indian and foreign political parties are the same in regard to massive corruption - not just AAP (Aam Admi Party - आम आदमी पार्टि).
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा [G, भ, आ]
Kamal Haasan
I don't trust ANY Indian actors and actresses who are male and female aliens.
Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा কিশলয় সিনহা [G/J/भ/ভ/आ/আ]
A TERRIFYING STORY
I enjoyed reading a terrifying story last night - "The Most Dangerous Game" by Richard Connell, one of several interesting short stories in COLLECTION OF WORLD FAMOUS THRILLING STORIES (204 pages, price Rs. 70), published by Good Books Distributors [G.B.D.] Publishers, 31 Chowringhee Road, Kolkata - 16 (and also available in Guwahati from BOOKS AND GIFTS, S.C. Goswami Road, Panbazar, Guwahati - 1) - this short story reminds Me of My blasting the gang of aliens many years ago in Bombay/Mumbai - it seems to Me that the hero of this tense and dramatic short story is actually a mixture of the protagonists Sanger Rainsford of New York and General Zaroff - however, unlike Rainsford, I felt no fear in Bombay and have never felt the slightest fear afterwards. Fear is absent in My constitution. I gave a faint smile when I looked at Ms. X seated in a small car and hanging her head in shame and guilt coz I was secretly amused by the stupid aliens wanting to "threaten" G! HOW FUNNY!... I have also enjoyed reading the highly entertaining short stories "The Philosopher's Joke" by Jerome K. Jerome and "Who Knows?" by Guy de Maupassant in COLLECTION OF WORLD FAMOUS THRILLING STORIES. (The other short stories in this collection, which I will read very soon, are: "A Psychological Shipwreck" by Ambrose Bierce, "Rikki-tikki-tavi" by Rudyard Kipling, "Markheim" by Robert Louis Stevenson, "Nine Points of the Law" by E.W. Hornung, "Ministers of Grace" by Saki.) I have also enjoyed reading the short story "Mr. Swiddler's Flip-Flap" by Ambrose Bierce [Swiddler sounds like Swindler, which reminds Me of Peter Funk, worthy son of Dr. Wilfred Funk, being strangely entered as one of the synonyms of "swindler" in the reputable Webster's Collegiate Thesaurus; this "swindler" Peter Funk must be some other Peter Funk, I feel pretty sure] in COLLECTION OF WORLD FAMOUS WICKED STORIES (202 pages, Rs. 75), also published by Good Books Distributors Publishers [G.B.D.], Kolkata - 16. Other short stories in this collection (which I will read soon; I bought these two collections of short stories only a few days ago) are: "The Blind Spot" by Saki, "The Great French Duel" by Mark Twain, "A Wicked Woman" by Jack London, "A School Story" by M.R. James, "How the Leopard got his Spots" by Rudyard Kipling, "The Pit and the Pendulum" by Edgar Allan Poe, "The Open Window" by Saki (a well-known short story), "A Terribly Strange Bed" by Wilkie Collins, "A Bad Business" by Anton Chekhov, "The Story-teller" by Saki, "The Helpmate" by Anton Chekhov, "Betrothed" by Anton Chekhov. (I have the weird feeling that most of the short stories in these COLLECTIONS of short stories are recently composed short stories, despite the inclusion of well-known short stories like "The Open Window" by Saki to fool The Reader. - G)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Brahmin Goswami
Etymologically, Goswami गोस्वामी গোস্বামী = Go गो গো [cow] + swami स्वामी স্বামী [husband, master, owner] = owner of cows = cowherd; Goswamis are followers of Krishna (late) who was a "cowherd" as a charming romantic young boy; the Goswamis are also "Brahmins" - followers of Brahma/Ram/Krishna (late).
Kishalay Sinha [G]
I ALWAYS KEEP AN OPEN MIND
As befits The Greatest Scientist in the Universe (forgive My habitual arrogance), I always try to keep an open mind, and I am willing to consider the most bizarre hypotheses. And the brutal character General Zaroff (in the short story "The Most Dangerous Game" by Richard Connell), Zaroff beginning with Z, being referred to as Devil, makes Me wonder if "hippy" Z could be Devil/Satan incarnate, or perhaps more likely, son of Devil/Satan/"God"/Kr (late). By the way, throughout the Bible, there is confusion between the TRUE God and FAKE "God"/Satan/Kr (late) who committed suicide in panic a few years ago, scared of God. (I hereby temporarily drop the idea that My poor cousin Dhisu/ধীশু, whose wife was murdered by aliens after fake diagnosis of cancer and subsequent brutal surgery and poisonous chemotherapy on the basis of fake test reports by murderous aliens, might be Christ - I no longer think so. I feel pretty sure who Christ - Son of "God" - is... I am again reminded of the intriguing bestseller THE GOOD MAN JESUS AND THE SCOUNDREL CHRIST by the British scholar Philip Pullman. A few months ago, I suspected the present identity of Christ in his latest reincarnation after I read an interesting and amusing short story in a CBSE English textbook entitled "The Man Who Knew Too Much" or some such title... In the Bible, Peter is described as originally a bad guy, a swindler, which is very unfair, I think. After all, Peter could be Adam/Son of God - the true God - frankly, I have reached this rather sweeping conclusion on the basis of slender evidence: judging by the inspiring letter I received in Guwahati, Assam, India from Peter Funk of Reader's Digest in New York many years ago when I was a college student, Peter Fink's inspiring letter confirming the death of his father the late Dr. Wilfred Funk, whom I regard as My noble American guru, who was an outstanding lexicographer and a wonderful teacher, worthy father of his worthy son Peter Funk, never mind that "Peter Funk" is entered as a synonym for "swindler" in Webster's Collegiate Dictionary; this "swindler" Peter Funk must be some other guy, I am pretty sure. ... Was the very sweet and gentle "hippy" Z in a previous incarnation the famous anti-slavery US President "Abraham Lincoln" - whose name Abraham reminds Me of Abraham in the Bible and also reminds Me of Brahma of the Hindu trinity "Brahma, Vishnu, Maheshwar" of Indian mythology - who was dramatically assassinated (by actor A.B., I think, who now lives in disguise in India) - but he was later secretly revived and then he kept on changing his appearance until he is now "hippy" Z in his latest reincarnation?)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
WHOM SHOULD I TRUST MORE ?
Whom should I trust more - an oversmart seductive Indian honeytrap (Ms. X/R), a very close ex s.-partner of Satan/"God"/Kr (who recently committed suicide in panic, scared of God) who tried to "threaten" (!!) Me with "poison" to ensure that immortality belonged only to her s.-partner Satan/Kr and herself and their gang and falsely accused Me of committing murder of one of her lovers and misled brilliant CBI sleuths for some time until they quickly realized that they had been misled by her - OR should I trust a kind-hearted genius "Devil" (?!!) hippy Z (preceded by another kind-hearted genius hippy Y) who came all the way from America with Ms. Z to meet Me in Bombay to find out from Me the truth or falsity of her shocking criminal accusation against Me? This is rhetorical question whose answer is obvious. (Not learning any lesson from the abysmal failure of her false accusation, Ms. X/R. made another false accusation against Me: this time she tried to persuade Meera that I had "illegal" pre-marital sex with her when she was a teenager. What a pure and virtuous girl!! And what a HUGE LIE because in fact THE TRUTH IS THAT I NEVER HAD PRE-MARITAL SEX WITH ANY FEMALE IN INDIA OR AMERICA!! (My late brother informed Me many years ago that when she was young - a schoolgirl or college girl - she had eloped with a boy (I will not give more details about the boy) and lived with him in Shillong for several days and then came back to her home. I do not vouch for the authenticity of this story which My late brother must have heard second-hand. Ms. X reminds Me of Kunti (pronounced Koonti - not Cunti) whose very loose sex life is vividly told in THE GREAT INDIAN NOVEL by Shashi Tharoor.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Matunga Police Station
Many years ago, I had this CRYPTIC communication with a briliant and patriotic police officer at Matunga Police Station near Bombay/Mumbai:
Police Officer: Any complaint?
G: No complaint.
Silence.
G: I would like to meet Dr. Gos. [I thought Ms. X's dad was a doctor.]
Police Officer: Address?
I gave his home address located about 2500 miles away from Bombay.
Silence.
G (changing My tactics): I think I have offended Dr. Gos's daughter [Ms. X].
Police Officer (in suppressed anger): Why, what have You done? Fucked her?!!
G (tersely, shocked at the vulgar language): No.
Police Officer: Then? Listen. You are an educated man. India is an independent country. Fight back!
G: Thank you.
[Memorable words spoken by the patriotic Matunga Police Station police officer which continue to give Me tremendous inspiration. That dialogue/dialog was a CRUCIAL exchange of information that was vital to My CRUSHING the aliens when I "fought back" and CRUSHED the ALIENS including the stupid arrogant ALIEN "A.B." - G]
Kishalay Sinha [G]
রান্না
আমি কোনদিন রান্না করি না - রাঁধতে শিখি নি - রান্না শেখার কোন ইচ্ছাও নেই - বিন্দুমাত্র ইচ্ছা নেই - এর একটাই কারণ - I don't want to waste My valuable time, being A Great Scholar - আর আমার ধর্মপত্নীর রান্না যখন খাওয়া যায় না (যা প্রায়ই হয়, অথচ ধর্মপত্নী যে রাঁধতে জানে না তা নয় কারণ ওর ভক্ত ভাইদের family দেরকে যখন ও খেতে নেমন্তন্ন করে তখন ও খুব যত্ন করে tasty রান্না করে) - অথবা ওর চার ভক্ত ভাইদের (ভাগ্যিস ওর কোন বোন বা দিদি নেই - আঃ কি শান্তি, তাই না ?) আকুল ডাকে যখন ও ছুটে চলে যায় - যেমন আজ - আমি মোটেই care করি না - কাছের কোন inexpensive সস্তা হোটেলে খেতে চলে যাই !
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
শাড়ি
যখন ভীষণ চালু female advertiser TV চেনেলে শাড়ির দাম "মাত্র দুহাজার", "মাত্র সতেরো শ", "মাত্র তিন হাজার" ইত্যাদি বলে বিবাহিত অবিবাহিত মেয়েলোকগুলোকে শাড়ি কিনতে প্ররোচিত করে, আমার ভীষণ দুঃখ হয় বউ-পরিচালিত, পত্নীর নিষ্ঠুর বাক্যবাণে জর্জরিত সদা আতঙ্কিত ক্লান্ত পরিশ্রান্ত অভাবগ্রস্ত পতিদেব-বেচারাদের জন্য !
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ, আ]
লেতেৰা মন
আজিকালিৰ বৰ বেছি আধুনিক ছোৱালী-মাইকী বিলাকৰ মনবোৰ বৰ লেতেৰা যেন লাগে - সদায় যেন অশ্লীল অনৈতিক চিন্তাত মগ্ন - সদায় যেন মনে মনে তেখেতৰ (!) লগত illicit s. কৰাৰ অনৈতিক অসভ্য সপোন - কি কৰিবা, এয়া কলি যুগৰ প্ৰভাৱ - সত্য যুগৰ সতী সীতাৰ কথা অসভ্য নিৰ্লজ্জ modern ছোৱালী-মাইকীবোৰে পাহৰিলে ।
কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G, ভ, আ]
ধেমাজি
মই কেতিয়াও পাহৰিব নোৱাৰোঁ অসভ্য বৰ্বৰ চয়তান গুণ্ডাবোৰে কেনেকৈ ধেমাজিৰ স্কুলৰ কণ কণ নিষ্পাপ শিশু লৰা ছোৱালী আৰু guardian মাক সকলক BOMB BLAST কৰি মাৰিছিল - ভগৱানে নিশ্ঢয় অতি সোনকালে বদলা ল'ব - মই sure যে ভগৱানে মাকচুদ্ বেনচুৎ alien চয়তান পাপীবোৰক ধ্বংস কৰিব ।
মুখা পিন্ধা চয়তান alien ভণ্ড "ছাত্রনেতা" গুণ্ডাবোৰক গুলীয়াই মাৰিব লাগে ।
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
Jesus = God ? (GOD TV)
If Jesus was REALLY God, if we are to believe the sweet and charming and s. buxom female on GOD TV (and many other speakers like her), then WHY was Adam/Jesus/Christ/Jesus Christ (God knows who's who) so powerless against evil alien rapist Satan? The TRUTH is that ONLY THE TRUE GOD could destroy Satan - the TRUE God (in human form) DESTROYED Satan/Kr only a few years ago when the evil rapist Satan/Kr committed SUICIDE in extreme panic, SCARED of God. (I think the reason why NO female mentions the true God IN PUBLIC is that besides her bashfulness and intense fear of rejection by Him, and the fact that গোপন প্ৰেম - गोपन प्रेम - secret love - is very sweet, she is painfully aware that all her competing and possesive rival females will pounce upon her in jealousy and violent anger, and the reason why NO male mentions Him in public is that everyone is scared of Him; the common fear of all males and females is that they would be declared MAD.)
Kishalay Sinha [G]
Corrupt alien politicians বোৰৰ নিচিনা লেতেৰা জানোৱাৰ পৃথিৱীত নাই । - G
ভূপেন হাজৰিকা
মোৰ অতি মৰমৰ মোক সদায় প্ৰেৰণা দিয়া মোৰ আটাইতকৈ প্ৰিয় অসমীয়া গায়ক প্ৰয়াত ভূপেন হাজৰিকা যেতিয়া তেওঁৰ শেষ জীৱনত অসুস্থ হৈছিল আৰু মৃত্যুৰ লগত যুঁজি আছিল, কেৱল কল্পনা লাজমীয়ে অক্লান্তভাৱে তেওঁৰ virtual স্বামীক দিনেৰাতি শুশ্ৰুষা কৰিছিল কিন্তু কোনো অসমীয়াই তেওঁক এক টকা দিও সহায় নকৰিলে বৰং অসুস্থ বেচেৰা ভূপেন হাজৰিকাই টকাৰ বাবে কোনোমতে চকী এখনত বহি এটা ডাঙৰ cement company-ৰ advertisement কৰা বাবে অসমীয়া ৰাইজে বিৰাট খং কৰিছিল - কিন্তু তেওঁৰ মৃত্যুৰ পিছত Guinness Book of World Records (নে Limca Book of Records পাহৰিলোঁ) ইয়াত world record স্থাপন কৰিবলৈ তেওঁৰ গুণমুগ্ধ লাখ লাখ জনতাই জজ ফিল্ডত থোৱা তেওঁৰ dead body চাবলৈ আহিছিল ! (অৱশ্যে একেই অৱস্থা হৈছিল খুবেই বিখ্যাত বাংলা গায়ক মান্না দেৰ - টকাৰ অভাৱত তেওঁৰ দুখীয়া পৰিয়ালে nursing হোমত ৰখা তেওঁৰ dead body কিছুদিন nursing হোমৰ পৰা release কৰিব পৰা নাছিল ! আজিকালি চবেই অভাৱগ্ৰস্ত - কোনেনো কাক চাব পাৰে হে ? নিজৰ ফেমিলিক জীয়াই ৰখাটোৱেই ইমান টান ভাই !!)
কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]
420
আমাৰ পৃথিৱীখন is actually full of 420s.
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]
Z AND I AT RAVI HOTEL
Z: What do you think of the Bangladesh war?
G: ... the brutality and the bestiality of war.
Z: Would you like to make a prophecy?
G: The ordinary report tends to be biased, prejudiced, one-sided. I wouldn't like to prophesy on such meagre evidence.
Z: You are a Muslim?
G (I blasted): I am a HINDU!!
Deafening silence ensued...
I saw nothing evil at all about hippy Z, however. If he is son of "God", I am also son of Krishna (late), no less! Our very brief but extremely significant interaction that follows reveals that we were both intensely interested in reviving the dead, which is immortality in practical terms.
G: I want to find out why people grow old and why people die.
Z: You think You could solve this problem?
G: We could try.
I have never been able to get over My bizarre notion that hippy Z was Norman Lewis, whom I consider the greatest teacher of all time (except God, of course). I have also never been able to get over My fixed notion that hippy Y was Peter Funk, worthy son of the late Dr. Wilfred Funk, whose fascinating method of teaching - the subtle, indirect, psychological teaching method - is a unique and delightful method of teaching that perfectly complements the method of teaching used by Norman Lewis.
I now feel certain that Ms. X/B./Pamela/Radha and Eve/Sita/Mary/Margaret as well as hippy Z/Christ all knew My identity as son of Krishna (a tautology because My late dad's name was indeed Krishna) - I am not sure if Dr. Wilfred Funk and his "son" Peter Funk ALSO knew My regal identity. Norman Lewis clearly outlined My goal when he wrote in the first edition of WORD POWER MADE EASY: "We have not yet learned to bring back life to a dead body..." Thanks, Norman Lewis/hippy Z (?), for this gem of a sentence that has inspired Me all My life. Is the sweet seductive beauty Ms. Z the reincarnation of Jessica of the Bible? How sweet! What a ravishing beauty! (If I am not mistaken, I saw several beautiful naked color photographs of gorgeously beautiful Ms. Z in an exciting collection of nude color photos My late brother showed Me many years ago after I returned home after My fantastic days in Bombay; I suspect that the blue book of her nude color photos (showing her delightful breasts and her seductive v.) was given to My young teenage brother by the loose hippy Z... I think Jesus Christ probably got crucified by Satan/"God"/Kr because he started reviving the dead, which Satan/"God"/Kr did not want. Of course, Jesus/Christ was revived after a few days, perhaps by Mary (which Mary?). It is no wonder that, as mentioned in the Book of Revelation (which is the last chapter of the Bible), some followers of Jesus, Son of "God", saw Jesus seated on the right of "God"/Kr (late) on his throne - UNDERGROUND, I am sure.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
LETTER TO DR. GOS.
When I was occupying a shared room at Ravi Hotel in Bombay [Mumbai] many years ago - I had left home and gone to Bombay by train (in the cheapest Class III compartment) in the hope of getting a job there and saving enough money to go to America by ship (!) and do research on aging and death at some U.S. university! - I sent the following letter to Dr. Goswami (dad of Ms. X - I thought he was a doctor - I imagined that Ms. X with her dad and mom etc. had followed Me to Bombay, reaching the city by the SAME train, and were lodged in the SAME HOTEL in the wooden-floored room above My shared room, I thought) via a very polite and mysterious middle-aged Indian (South Indian?) who lived in our shared hotel room for a few days ("hippy" Y and then "hippy" Z came afterwards), who had earlier suggested to Me that we visit Ajanta and Ellora caves!
Dear Sir,
How you have been wasting your money! Why don't you stop, please? Why don't you go home? Really, you need not have been so excessively - and so foolishly - kind to a worthless boy like me [Me].
Respectfully yours,
Kishalay Sinha
P. S. Little did the gang of aliens who must have read My letter hundreds of times know at the time what A Dangerous Guy the aliens were dealing with, and this gentle "boy" - Me - The Most Dangerous Guy in the whole Universe - was INFINITELY MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN romantic lover boy Krishna (late)!
Kishalay Sinha [G]
HAMLET-LIKE SOLILOQUY
Besides secretly recording My conversations and My superb readings of passages from interesting books, CBI and international espionage agencies must have secretly recorded the following entertaining Hamlet-like dramatically delivered soliloquy when I was alone in My shared room at modest Ravi Hotel:
"B. sits next to a stranger! In My presence! In front of her would-be Husband! Shameless hussy!... I still love M. ... M. AND B. ... M's parents probably have already engaged her to be married to somebody."
Kishalay Sinha [G]
आत्महत्या
इस वक्त हर unethical female के मन में एक ही सोच सबको परेशान कर रहा है, यार - जल्द आत्महत्या करने का !
किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]
প্রহ্লাদ মোদী
প্রধানমন্ত্রীৰ ভাতৃ in Guwahati (প্ৰতিদিন TIME)... CLONE of P. M. Modi?
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]
G = Guwahati, ভ = ভাৰত, আ = আখাম [অসম, Assam] a la Tarun Gogoi
G = Guwahati etc. Really?!!
Panama Papers and Paradise Papers
International Consortium of Investigative Journalists (ICIJ) and WikiLeaks will DESTROY corrupt male and female aliens of every country because soon the vast number of cheated citizens will become very violent and will beat up and finish off these ALIEN cheats.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
घटिया गाना
लता बहुत घटिया गाना भी गाती है because of poor lyrics and tunes of songs she has to sing.
किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]
