NO TIME TO READ ILLICIT APPLICATIONS
भगवान/आल्ला कितने illicit applications from unethical females पढ़ सकते हैं यार ? Darlings, उनके पास time waste करने के लिए समय/वक्त की कमी है इस वक्त !
Kishalay Sinha [G, भ, आ]
THREE SLAPS A "TRAILER" ?!!
THREE SLAPS ON DIRTY ALIEN SANJAY LEELA BHANSARI A "TRAILER" ?!! [TRAILER = WORSE THINGS WILL HAPPEN]
When threatened Bollywood alien Sonu Nigam was FORCED to SHAVE his head, scared Bollywood aliens - REEL "heroes"
A. B., S. K., Sal. K., Am. K., Kar. Joh, etc. etc. - WERE TOO SCARED TO "PROTEST".
Kishalay Sinha [G]
BREAST FEEDING
Indian women regularly perform BREAST FEEDING (OOPS!) of their babies in public places by covering their milk-producing BREASTS (OUCH!) with their sari or shawl शाल শাল চাদৰ etc... ये तो एक बहाना है ... अच्छा तो हम चलते हैं !
किशलय सिन्हा [भ]
तीन तलाक
मुझे तो "तीन तलाक" episode भी नाटक लगता है being performed by the Muslim guy (who is a Sanskrit professor at Aligarh Muslim University - AMU) and his theatrically hysterical wife and their son(s)/daughter(s). (I am sorry if My assumption is wrong.) As far as I know, Muslims are polygamous, that is, unlike the monogamous Hindus (like Me, Who realizes the great value of monogamy for A Great Scholar), Muslim guys can practise/practice polygamy, that is Muslim guys can have two or more wives, and My FEELING is that married Muslim females are used to the idea of peaceful co-existence with all her hubby's co-wives. (I don't know what is the maximum number of wives a modern Muslim guy can have - disregarding the automatic limit set by a guy's income from all sources including dahez. I have read that Akbar had a harem of about 1000 Muslim and originally Hindu "Queens"/"Empresses" (?) in his harem.) It is stated in the Ramayana that king Dasharath - the dad of Ram/Krishna (late) - had 4 wives. Probably the world record holder is Lord Krishna (late) who is said to have had 16,108 "wives". (I am not sure about the exact number of "wives" of late Lord Krishna - please look up Google or Yahoo or Bing sources etc. if you are interested - unethical females will be very interested, I think.) I wonder if God Who is interested only in infinity could have (illicit) s. with an infinite number (unlimited number) of (unethical) sex-hungry sexy females!
Kishalay Sinha [G, भ, आ]
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दूध
"Inside the car - गाड़ी के अंदर - harassed woman बेचारी little baby को दूध पिला रही थी" - "मैं baby को दूध पिला रही थी" - हे भगवान, इतना बेशर्म ! क्या करें, यहां तो बेशर्म women publicly चिल्ला चिल्ला कर बोलती हैं - "८४ लाख योनि" - "८४ लाख योनि" - "८४ लाख योनि" ! इतना अश्लील ! इतना VULGAR ! यार, भारत में तो "कामसुत्र" भी लिखा जाता है ! America भारत को क्या सीखाएगा ? भारत सीखाएगा ! क्या सीखाएगा ? 420 things - ४२० चीजें !
किशलय सिन्हा [भ, आ]
नाटक ?
मुझे लग रहा है कि "बच्चे को दूध पिला रही है" episode actually एक नाटक था to attract God (in the vulgar sense). Very bad. इस dirty world में lazy greedy husbands घर में बैठ कर income करते रहते हैं by using बेशर्म shameless sexy wives as ZERO CAPITAL INVESTMENT prostitutes who don't mind selling their God-given v. to earn money. I am pretty sure God would be horrified if He were to see the shocking immorality and degradation of LECHEROUS sex-hungry males and females so pervasive in this dirty God-forsaken world. मुझे लगता है इस दुनिया में sex के सिवा कुछ भी नहीं है where even God's name has been slandered - भगवान = भग [v.] + वान = One Who owns many v. How insulting! What a sordid world! यहां तो males and females Gita, Bible, Koran छू कर किसी भी court में यह कहते हैं/कहती हैं - "मैं जो बोलूंगा/बोलूंगी सच बोलूंगा/बोलूंगी, सच के सिवा कुछ नहीं बोलूंगा/बोलूंगी" - और सफेद झूठ बोलते हैं/बोलती हैं !
Kishalay Sinha [G] किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ, आ]
BREAST FEEDING
Indian women regularly perform BREAST FEEDING (OOPS!) of their babies in public places by covering their milk-producing BREASTS (OUCH!) with their sari or चादर etc. ये तो एक बहाना है ... अच्छा तो हम चलते हैं !
किशलय सिन्हा [भ]
নিষ্ঠুর "মা" কালীর বর্তমান নিষ্ঠুর অবতার
ঠাঁকুর রাঁমকৃষ্ণের আরাধ্যা দেবী নিষ্ঠুর কালীর "reincarnation" - অবতার - হল মৃত স্বামীর দুঃখে দুঃখী সতী বিধবার মতো সাদা কাপড় পরিহিতা কালীঘাটে বাস করা পশ্চিমবঙ্গের নিষ্ঠুর ALIEN স্বাস্থ্যমন্ত্রী মুখ্যমন্ত্রী "মমতা" ব্যানার্জি CRUEL FUCKING FEMALE ALIEN West Bengal Health Minister Chief Minister "Mamata" [kindness] who got "Sister" Nivedita "ভগিনী" "নিবেদিতা" ["নিবেদিতা" in the sense of "dedicated" to - that is, "দেবদাসী" PROSTITUTE of FUCKING rapist "God"/Satan/Kr. (late) and his FUCKING gang of lecherous male rapists] RAPED again and again and again by FUCKING "God"/Satan/Kr. (who COMMITTED SUICIDE in panic a few years ago, scared of God) in BOY form AND by his gang of alien "Swami"s including the FUCKING ALIEN SWINE Viv. and Rab. Th. DON'T FORGET THE VERY CAREFULLY CHOSEN terrifying terrorist attack date 9/11 - the anniversary of "World Congress of Religions" in Chicago where Swami Vivekananda made his famous speech beginning "Brothers and Sisters of America" - perhaps it was "Sisters and Brothers of America". Swami Vivekananda brought Miss Margaret Elizabeth Noble from England to Calcutta (he renamed Miss Margaret Elizabeth Noble "ভগিনী" নিবেদিতা "Sister" Nivedita who called him her "Master") to spread education and help the poor in India because Swami Vivekananda believed that (to quote his own words in a self-composed poem) "জীবে প্রেম করে যেই জন সেই জন সেবিছে ঈশ্বর !"
Kishalay Sinha [G]
मुझे लगता है मेरी धर्मपत्नी की तरह देसी female RJs DON'T READ books and magazines or hardly ever read any books and magazines (My धर्मपत्नी NEVER reads books or magazines or newspapers but only watches TV and listens to songs stored in her mobile memory card or sometimes listens to FM Vividh Bharti sakhi sahelee when I occasionally tell her to switch on FM on her mobile or tablet - she apparently does not suspect anything - or does she?).
किशलय सिन्हा [भ, आ]
AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Most autobiographies are generally very dull and uninspiring. The fascinating trilogy CHILDHOOD, MY APPRENTICESHIP, MY UNIVERSITIES by the great Russian novelist, playwright, and short story writer Gorky - which I bought many years ago and have read again and again over the years - is probably the most interesting autobiography in the world, which reads like a delightful novel. I was lucky to to buy English, Bengali, and Assamese translations of Gorky's delightful trilogy - and was unlucky when I lent the Assamese translation of the trilogy in good faith to one of My brothers-in-law (the plural of brother-in-law is brothers-in-law, not brother-in-laws; which is easy to remember; at least I am forced to remember coz I have FOUR brothers-in-law whose BOSS is their দিদি My ধৰ্মপত্নী- I have NO sister-in-law thank God - আঃ কি শান্তি, তাই না ? - কারণ rival বা rivals কমে গেল) who was an alcoholic for many years until he suddenly stopped drinking about a year ago (which makes Me seriously wonder if he was pretending to be a drunkard for so many years after his marriage - ওর বুড়ো মা বাপ অর্থাৎ আমার প্রয়াত শ্বশুর শাশুড়ি - আর ওর wife কে জ্বালাতে) - who DID NOT RETURN the out-of-print three-volume Assamese translation of Gorky's trilogy - probably sold them to buy alcohol ! My শালা must have been MAD like many crazy unethical women with illicit dreams about Him!
Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G, ভ]
