Kishalay Sinha: Ekta एकताএকতা

Ekta एकता একতা

Jealousy and illicit yearning and thinking too highly of herself and foolishly imagining that she is the only female who alone deserves His exclusive attention is common to all unethical females including Ekta एकता একতা [= unity] who doesn't seem to realize that the wise quote "United we stand, divided we fall" applies also to all promiscuous overambitious females with constant burning illicit s. desire for Him Who could NOT be trapped even by sexy honeytraps Ms. X, Ms. Z, UIC gal et cetera. A female who learns to recognize her limitations vis a vis The Unapproachable Guy will have a peaceful mind and will not feel depressed and unhappy coz Buddha gave the right advice when he said that you will be happy if you learn to limit your [s.] desire. (Impossible advice to unethical females?)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

খিচুড়ি

আমার লেখাকে tasty খিচুড়ি বলা হচ্ছে নাকি? কেউ কেউ আবার মিষ্টি রসগোল্লা সন্দেশ chocolate ইত্যাদির সঙ্গে তুলনা করে (indirectly - কারণ directly বলতে সাহস করে না তাই) - কেউ কেউ উপন্যাসের আকারে আমাকে Blood-sucking Vampire বলছে, আবার আমাকে Serial Killer (of unethical females) বলছে ।

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

PRICE OF COOKING GAS CYLINDER

Yesterday I was told by a staff member of a gas agency in Guwahati that though the price of cooking gas cylinder has INCREASED, the subsidy has also been INCREASED! I don't know if this is true - I have not heard this on any Indian TV news channel so far. (If this is true, the price of cooking gas cylinder could be DECREASED and the subsidy could also be DECREASED so that the NET price of cooking gas cylinder would remain practically THE SAME ! Funny addition and subtraction to make very dramatic announcements that are "sound and fury signifying nothing" a la Shakespeare?!!)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

MASK - মুখা - মুখোশ - मुखौटा

Evil rapist Satan/Kr/"God", for billions of years the cunning leader of the gang of male and female aliens (gang of evil human-looking "gods" and "goddesses" living ON and INSIDE Earth), kept on wearing mask after mask to fool and torture the human race until the ALIEN bastard got exposed by God and got so scared of God that the bastard committed virtual suicide in panic a few years ago. LATE Satan/Kr's entire gang of FUCKING male and female ALIENS - the FUCKING gang of innocent-looking "gods" and "goddesses" living and hiding ON and INSIDE Earth - will become EXTINCT very soon. हाय राम ! ৰাম ৰাম ! হৰি হৰি ! কৃষ্ণ কৃষ্ণ ! বোল হরি - হরি বোল ! ("বোল হরি হরি বোল !" is shouted when a dead body - corpse - is carried to the শ্মশান to get burned on the pyre.) - G

Kishalay Sinha [G]

দু মাসের ADVANCE SIGNATURE !

পশ্চিমবঙ্গের নদিয়ার এক স্কুলের নির্লজ্জ unethical শিক্ষিকাদের দ্বারা স্কুলের attendance রেজিস্টারে November আর December দুমাসের ADVANCE signature!! (NEWS TIME report). সাবাস পশ্চিমবঙ্গের corrupt Education department ! ধন্য ফাঁকিবাজ শিক্ষিকারা ! I am sure যে ছাত্র ছাত্রীদেরকে "same to same" প্রতারণা করা হচ্ছে কেবল এই এক স্কুলেই না বরং অনেক অনেক স্কুলে - শিক্ষিকাদের দ্বারা AND শিক্ষকদের দ্বারা - corrupt Education ministry কে আর corrupt Education department staff কে আর corrupt স্কুল principals/headmasters/headmistresses কে ঘুষ দিয়ে ।

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

A BIZARRE ALL-NIGHT TRANCE

When I was a Ph.D. student at UIUC (University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, a world-famous U.S. university where I studied on a Ph.D. scholarship given to Me by UIUC) many years ago, I had a BIZARRE ALL-NIGHT TRANCE seated on My chair in My hostel room at the UIUC university co-ed graduate dormitory (a Ph.D. student is called a "graduate" student in America, unlike in India). Towards the end of My very strange all-night trance - at dawn - I dreamed that: (1) I had solved the Universe (2) I would beat My "dad" Krishna in the matter of sex and romance! Yet the fact is that My "dad" Krishna (in his last "reincarnation" at any rate) was boringly puritanical and unromantic and was very faithful to My late mom and NEVER had any extramarital affairs in their long conjugal life, and he also gave Me excellent training in s. self-discipline so that I am A Very Faithful Monogamous Guy Myself to the frustration and deep despair of unethical females with ILLICIT thoughts and dreams about Me.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

PLAYING CAT AND MOUSE

Millions of ISIS Americans etc. are playing CAT AND MOUSE with poor pathetic helpless panic-stricken male and female aliens of FBI, CIA, NSA, CNN, Pentagon, IMF, World Bank, US Federal Reserve, ECB, UN, W.H.O., Standard & Poor's, Swiss banks, London School of Economics, Vatican, Buckingham Palace, 10 Downing Street, FSB, Kremlin, Wall Street, Capitol Hill, White House buildings etc. which can be easily BLOWN UP at any moment by the millions of ISIS Americans OR by North Korean nuclear-tipped ICBM missiles OR by dangerous cyber hackers.

ALIENS WILL BE BLASTED AND BURNED

EACH male and female ALIEN in human form - dressed OR naked - living and working and fucking INSIDE houses and offices and OUTSIDE in the open both ON and INSIDE Earth is AUDIO VIDEO RECORDED continuously and can be easily BLASTED & BURNED at any moment.

FUCKING male and female aliens will soon become EXTINCT.

Amen.

Shooting has occurred in Colorado at Walmart Departmental Store. (WION BREAKING NEWS). Alien-run CNN is silent about it.

WION has beaten alien-run CNN.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ALIEN BRUTE PUTIN

Alien bastard Putin is an an alien who has BOMBED 500,000 poor Syrian men, women, and children in collusion with dirty American, British, French, German, Turkish, Arab alien brutes etc. to support alien brute bastard Assad. All these FUCKING ALIEN bastards and bitches - panic-stricken gang of fucking aliens who belong to recently expired Satan/Kr's gang of male and female aliens (fucking "gods" and "goddesses") living on and inside earth - will be tortured and wiped out mercilessly.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SUPPLICATING SEXY FEMALES

I will never forget the supplicating sweet eyes of mysterious seductive females Ms. X and Ms. Z - Ms. X in front of and Ms. Z on the steps of Bombay/Mumbai GPO, respectively - many years ago.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

A film director - IF he is a genius like "hippy" Y or "hippy" Z - CAN keep on making fantastic films on a small budget. Incomparable God and His close associates can make a sensational REAL (not reel) film that will remain for ever and ever the greatest film of all time. - G

Norman Lewis defines "megalomaniac" in a very interesting and simple sentence in his bestseller "WORD POWER MADE EASY" - "he thinks he is God". Nice definition. But what would you call One who KNOWS - does not "think" but KNOWS - that He is God? Answer: God. - G

The v. is the most enticing part of females and automatically ensures A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD (a cliché) for all competing unethical females. (This is a banal statement. I seem to have run out of fresh ideas.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

THE PLAIN TRUTH

The plain truth is that all overambitious unethical treacherous immoral females are dying (?!!) to have illicit s. with Him again and again on the sly. আমি অন্যদের মত ইনিয়ে বিনিয়ে কথা বলি না - I am A Blunt Guy - আমি কাউকেও বিলকুল care করি না - কারণ আমি কারো গোলাম না, এমন কি অন্য পতিদেবদের মত আমি অন্ততঃ ধর্মপত্নীর গোলাম না - কিন্তু তাই বলে অনৈতিক females দেরকে line মারার প্রবৃত্তি আমার নেই ।

আমার innocent-looking ধর্মপত্নী কাছে আসছে TV দেখছে অত্যধিক প্রেমের রবীন্দ্র-গান গুন গুন করছে পাকঘর যাচ্ছে breakfast বানাচ্ছে আবার কাছে আসছে ভাগ্যিস সন্দেহ করছে না তলে তলে কি চালাচ্ছি ! (জেনেও না জানার ভান করছে নাকি? কারণ এটা ভাল করেই জানে যে আমাকে ধরা অসম্ভব কারণ আমি ভীষণ চালু !)

আজকালকার গায়িকা বেচারীদের কপাল খারাপ কারণ আজকালকার গানের lyrics আর tunes একেবারে বাজে কারণ lyrics writers আর music directors রা অপদার্থ । (গায়িকার চেহারা ভাল হলেই যে ওর গান automatically ভাল হবে এটা সম্পূর্ণ ভুল ধারণা ।)

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

TOP ISIS TARGETS

Top ISIS TARGETS are the headquarters buildings of FBI, CIA, NSA, CNN, IMF, World Bank, U.S. Federal Reserve, Pentagon, Wall Street, UN, White House, etc. which can be VERY EASILY BLOWN UP by ISIS at any moment. Anti-poor RICH ALIENS and their ALIEN spies and ALIEN bodyguards are ISIS targets. (There are MILLIONS of ISIS supporters in America and there are MILLIONS of private guns in America. Very ill-equipped U.S. police staff will be utterly ineffective against millions of angry private guns. The truth is that panic-stricken aliens are completely defenseless and helpless and will soon become EXTINCT.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

TRUMP

I discovered long ago from Internet sources that US President Donald Trump's mother's name was Mary and that his grandmother's name was also Mary and so it has been VERY CLEAR to Me right from his presidential election campaign and public debates on TV with the ALIEN bitch Hillary Clinton WHY the SUSTAINED VILE ATTACKS AGAINST HIM by ALIENS-run CNN and by OTHER ALIENS before and after Donald Trump's sensational presidential election victory and CONTINUOUSLY since he assumed office of US President. ALIEN scoundrels - soon to become EXTINCT. (Donald Trump reminds Me of Donald Duck.)

I have found from Internet sources that Wolf was a nasty Nazi (close to Hitler) in his previous reincarnation.

President Donald Trump, Chief of US Armed Forces, SHOULD ORDER ALL THESE NASTY ALIEN TRAITORS TO BE HANGED OR INJECTED WITH LETHAL POISON OR ELECTROCUTED OR SHOT DEAD.

Wolf should be mercilessly beaten up, then shot dead.

Donald Trump could be Cyrus the Great.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Mary and Jesus

Jesus was given excellent moral training by "Virgin" Mary. Jesus is alive, a sweet-natured man as he was two thousand years ago, living in poverty in a backward village of Assam in India; his wife in his latest reincarnation was brutally murdered by nasty aliens who falsely diagnosed her with cancer on the basis of absolutely false diagnosis and cut her up and poisoned her with poisonous chemotherapy. Aliens will be wiped out mercilessly very soon. - G

Rapist Satan/Kr/"God" has been destroyed by God.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

HINDUS AND MUSLIMS

Ever since India's independence, BOTH Hindus AND Muslims of Jammu & Kashmir (J & K) HAVE BEEN CONTINUOUSLY CHEATED BY A VERY SMALL NUMBER OF VERY DIRTY AND CUNNING MALE AND FEMALE ALIENS AND CONTINUE TO BE CHEATED BY A MINUSCULE NUMBER OF CUNNING (actually VERY STUPID) PANIC-STRICKEN MALE AND FEMALE ALIENS (who know they will soon become extinct). Treatment of these aliens is very simple and easy: THE VAST NUMBER OF BADLY CHEATED HINDU AND MUSLIM CITIZENS OF J & K SHOULD BEAT UP THESE ALIENS mercilessly.

Sheikh Abdullah, Farooq Abdullah, Omar Abdullah are aliens.

Sonia Gandhi and Rahul Gandhi are aliens.

Kishalay Sinha [G, Bh, A]

DALITS

WHO THE HELL ARE ALIENS TO CALL ANY HUMANS "LOW-CASTE" DALIT? IN GOD'S EYES, THE GANG OF MALE AND FEMALE ALIENS IN HUMAN FORM LIVING AND HIDING ON AND INSIDE EARTH - GANG OF "GODS" AND "GODDESSES" - ARE A VERY DIRTY SUB-HUMAN SPECIES AND SO THESE NASTY ALIENS DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE ANYMORE AND SO ALIENS WILL SOON BE MADE EXTINCT. Arrogant evil rapist Satan/Kr/"God", cunning leader of the ALIEN gang of "gods" and "goddesses" for billions of years, committed suicide in panic a few years ago, scared of God. ("Cunning" Satan/Kr was ZERO to God.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

खत्म करो ! U.P. BLAST

बेनचूत मादारचूद बेटीचूद सूअर के बच्चे रंडी वेश्या 420 doctors nurses pathologists को पीटो - जान से मार दो !! शैतान बेनचूत मादारचूद बेटीचूद politicians को खत्म करो !! गोली मारो - SHOOT DEAD CORRUPT POLITICIANS !!

Uttar Pradesh is dominated by a very small number of ALIEN goondas who can be BLASTED BY THE VAST NUMBER OF CHEATED CITIZENS. Alien SWINE minus expired alien boss Satan/Kr: the world has changed very fast, you alien swine will soon become EXTINCT.

ডেঙ্গু reporter মাদারচুৎ বেনচুৎ alien. শয়তান TV (news) channel.

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा কিশলয় সিনহা [G, भ/ভ, आ/আ]

MIRROR NOW

MIRROR NOW seems to be the ONLY Indian TV news channel that is powerful, forthright, pro-people and NOT spineless and servile. I will wait and see, however. Arvind Kejriwal (in whose office - Delhi Chief Minister's office - Arvind Kejriwal has hung the framed photo of Bhagat Singh who is said to have been "HANGED" by the British rulers in pre-independence India BUT whose "dead body" was NEVER handed over to the family of "hanged" Bhagat Singh - which FITS My accurate theory of aliens), who became Chief Minister of Delhi after his brand-new political party AAP (pronounced आप; Aam Aadmi Party - आम आदमी पार्टि) WON the last Delhi state assembly election in 2015 by a HUGE MAJORITY (AAP won 67 seats out of the 70 MLA seats, BJP just 3 seats, Congress 0), who, I believe, is an ex "patriot" who got himself "REBORN" in a fresh modern NEW "reincarnation", has turned out to be a CHEAT. (Fits My 100% accurate theory of aliens perfectly.)

**It seems MIRROR NOW is a bi-lingual (English and Hindi) TV news channel.**

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Al Shabaab attacks

Al Shabaab/Shabab [= the youth] terrorists have carried out attacks in Nairobi, specifically targeting government officials and intelligence agents. (BBC WORLD Live)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

চোৰ - ধুলাই

ৰাইজৰ কোটি কোটি টকা চুৰি কৰিছে এইবোৰ মুখা পিন্ধা দুষ্ট চয়তান alien মতা মাইকী চোৰবোৰে । মতা মাইকী চোৰবোৰক public ধুলাই দিব লাগে - উত্তম মধ্যম !

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

BLOOD-SUCKERS

"Doctors" and "hospitals" and "nursing homes" IN COLLUSION WITH "pathologists" and "diagnostic laboratories" and CORRUPT AND CRUEL politicians and government health department officials and insurance companies and international criminal organisations like World Health Organisation (W.H.O.) ARE CHEATING AND SUCKING THE BLOOD of unsuspecting medically illiterate "patients" and the worried families, friends, and guardians of "patient" VICTIMS who are TERRORIZED BY COMPLETELY FALSE AND FAKE SCARY MEDICAL TEST REPORTS. These criminals in disguise - dirty aliens - should be severely beaten up and shot dead without mercy.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

9/11 AGAIN

God welcomes the destruction of corrupt and cruel ALIENS by anyone. (Incredibly advanced & deadly psycho-technologists are the ULTIMATE DESTROYERS who can DESTROY the whole universe in a split second, God willing. - G)

I welcome North Korean scientists to DEPLOY nuclear-tipped ICBM missiles to hit and destroy the world's corrupt and cruel POLITICAL and MILITARY and FINANCIAL and ESPIONAGE alien power centers: IMF, World Bank, ECB, U.S. Fed, Standard & Poor's, London School of Economics, Swiss banks, etc.

The corrupt and cruel gang of male and female ALIENS living ON and INSIDE the earth should NEVER FORGET the terrifying 9/11 TERROR ATTACKS coinciding with the 9/11 anniversary of the World Congress of Religions in Chicago which Swami Vivekananda [swami = husband or master] addressed with the stirring words "Brothers and Sisters [= भाईयों और बहनों] of America"; Swami Vivekananda changed the name of his most beloved British female disciple Margaret Elizabeth Noble to "Sister" Nivedita/"ভগিনী" নিবেদিতা [Nivedita নিবেদিতা in the sense of dedicated to "God", reminiscent of devdasis] after a s. initiation rite; "Sister" Nivedita called "Swami" Vivekananda, with whom she had a very cordial relationship, her "Master".

The 9/11/2001 terror attacks DESTROYED the World Trade Center twin towers in New York, DAMAGED the Pentagon building in US capital Washington, DC, and for the moment SPARED the White House in Washington, DC.(Now, SIXTEEN YEARS later, technology has become THOUSANDS OF TIMES more terrifying.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

THE INVISIBLE MAN (YouTube)

The Invisible Man Presentation Class XII (13:09)

Ayush Rout [sounds Br/Am]

I have just posted this comment:

God destroyed arrogant bastard evil rapist Satan/Kr who had the audacity to call himself "God" and along with his gang of male & female aliens - gang of fucking endlessly copulating "gods" and "goddesses" living on and inside earth - cheated and tortured the human race for billions of years - rapist Satan/Kr lived incognito for billions of years but got very scared when he got exposed by God and committed SUICIDE in panic a few years ago, scared of God. "Invisible Man" - My foot! Swine! Scoundrel! - G

Kishalay Sinha [G]

HOOK OF YOUR NOVEL (YouTube)

Literary Agent: Finding the 'Hook of Your Novel' (9:49)

Literary Agent: Sarah Manning

My comment:

I suspect that these charming gals who pretend to be helpful editors and agents and publishers are actually funded by foxy rich American philanthropists. - G

HOW TO HOOK AN AGENT (YouTube)

[This is not about hooking Modern Agent 007, I hope - sheer impossibility. - Kishalay Sinha [G] kishalay.sinha007@gmail.com]

The Not So Secret Agent: How to Hook a Literary Agent (10;54)

Literary Agent: Sarah Manning

My comments:

Charming-faced females fighting tooth and nail with one another in a secret war of attrition to prove she is superior to all the other competitors running insanely after The Same Elusive Guy to the vast amusement of That Elusive And Unapproachable Guy Who Is Too Smart For ANY Honeytrap Gal No Matter How Sweet And Sexy Coz He Is Not A Promiscuous Guy! - G ["G" for Guy, Genius, G_d!]

I hope "client" is not to be taken as a double entendre. - G

Please don't make the mistake of imagining and dreaming that God in human form is impressed by any and every female. As a matter of fact, He is not impressed by anything or anyone. That is the blunt truth. (How do I know?) This should be regarded as helpful advice, not as a dampening heart-breaking missive. - G

The gal's pronunciation sounds British - but her pronunciation sounds very natural and does not sound affected and artificial unlike some speakers (like Christine [Christiane] Amanpour and British MPs and Ministers and Prime Minister Theresa May [alien] whose pronunciation sounds very artificial to Me). As for Me, I steer the middle path: My own pronunciation is not affectedly British nor affectedly American - I use My signature pronunciation which can be understood by all - which is My USP (cliché)! - G

God is The Great Equalizer. And I try to ensure a level playing field for competing females! - G

My comment on another YouTube video by another female (I did not copy details of that YouTube video because I did not originally plan to publish My comment but only kept a copy of My comment for reference) - I remember that it was a TED talk (perhaps!):

I get the message, the gist - how to influence Him to come down to the pathetic level of petty humans - but I am sorry I just can't afford to listen to full videos of every female on YouTube - time is limited at present to 24 hours a day (Arnold Bennett: HOW TO LIVE ON 24 HOURS A DAY). God is eminently practical and cannot be influenced by anyone, least of all by yearning females. When immortality becomes available (soon), the depressing scenario at present could change to a joyful scenario, One hopes! Amen. - G

My comment on another YouTube video by another charming female (all females are described as charming by Me - so the adjective is automatic and meaningless):

Charming. (Charming what? Charming face or charming talk? I was actually too busy thinking what comment I was going to post so I didn't really follow what she was saying or perhaps implying!) "All great novelists are great readers of novels." My adaptation of this quote: All great writers are great readers of books. By the way, it would be very foolish of any writer of any country, Nobel prize winners included, to even think of competing with Me, The Greatest Writer of All Time. I am not being A Very Arrogant Guy but being A Factual Truthful Guy, which is My USP. - G [A gal whose piece I once edited and polished for publication in an honorary self-edited friend-published meteoric evanescent English magazine - with a short life span of two or three issues - included USP in her piece on fashion and style - I wondered what USP could mean - never heard of USP - looked up sources - now I know USP means Unique Selling Product - My "USP" is that I am The Only Guy Who Is 100% Genuine! G for Genuine! Actually, the G that I use after My name has a secret meaning which everyone - My millions of readers - virtual "fans" - know. I am weary & wary of female "fans"! - G]

YouTube video "The One Fatal Mistake Writers Make And How To Fix It"

by Sandra Chmara

[Chmara is pronounced SHMARA! Sandra Chmara looks like J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series!]

Dripping with pathos. - G

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Trump

Trump is a very boring topic for Me. - G

লটারি

ভগ্নহৃদয় females রা directly ভগবানের নাম publicly উচ্চারণ করতে সাহস করে না তাই এসব নিরাশাগ্রস্ত females রা indirectly via some medium ইনিয়ে বিনিয়ে তিনাকে তাদের অনৈতিক অবৈধ প্রেম নিবেদন করতে চেষ্টা করে - যদি একদিন by chance Lottery জিততে পারে এই আশায় আর কি ! হাস্যকর ব্যাপার !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

আৱেগিক অসমীয়া

অসমীয়া জাতি বৰ আৱেগিক দেই - ইমান আৱেগিক হলে সঁচাকৈ ভাল কাম কৰা সম্ভৱ নহয় - ৰাইজৰ বহু টকা খৰচ কৰি বিখ্যাত অসমীয়া লেখক "the Dickens of Assam" লক্ষ্মীনাথ বেজবৰুৱাৰ ওড়িষ্যাত থকা জৰা-জীৰ্ণ ভঙা ঘৰটো repair কৰি, লক্ষ্মীনাথ বেজবৰুৱাৰ "প্ৰতিমূৰ্তি" নিৰ্মাণ কৰি - ("প্ৰতিমূৰ্তি" বিলাক সদায় বৰ হাঁহি উঠা হয় - original ব্যক্তিসকলৰ লগত কোনো মিল নাথাকে - statue-making is a sheer waste of public money) - সাহিত্য-প্ৰেমিক/প্ৰেমিকা পাঠক-পাঠিকাসকলৰ কোনো লাভ নহয় । তাতকৈ লক্ষ্মীনাথ বেজবৰুৱাৰ কাহিনী আৰু ৰচনা সমূহ - collections of his interesting stories and essays - প্ৰকাশ কৰিলে with helpful notes and explanations (in the manner of the easy and interesting explanations in Hindi and English of CBSE textbooks on English etc. for various CBSE classes by The English Academy available on YouTube) অসমীয়া সাহিত্য-প্ৰেমিক/প্ৰেমিকা সকলৰ বহুত বেছি কামত আহিব - ৰাইজৰ উপকাৰ হ'ব । (ইমান প্ৰেমিকা প্ৰেমিকা বকি থাকোঁ কিয়? কথা আছে! বুৰঞ্জী মাষ্টৰে ছাত্ৰক প্ৰশ্ন কৰিলে: "কোৱা চোন, আলেকজাণ্ডাৰে কিয় ভাৰত আক্ৰমণ কৰিছিল?" ছাত্ৰ: "কথা আছে!")

ভূপেন হাজৰিকাৰ case টো same to same! "সমাধিক্ষেত্ৰ" বনাই কি ডাল নো হৈছে - কি ডাল হ'ব ? তাতকৈ ভূপেন হাজৰিকাৰ অমৰ গীত সমূহ লৰা-ছোৱালীক ভালকৈ শিকালে বেছি ভাল হ'ব ।

ইহঁতে অসমীয়া ৰাইজৰ ভাল হোৱাটো মুঠেই নিবিচাৰে - ৰাইজৰ কামত অহা কথা চিন্তা নকৰে - খালি টকা মৰা ধান্ধা - সদায় মাথা মাৰি থাকে কেনেকৈ সহজ সৰল অসমীয়া ৰাইজৰ টকা মাৰিব পাৰি ! Heritage site heritage site heritage site শুনি শুনি আমনি লগা হৈছে দেই !

লক্ষ্মীনাথ বেজবৰুৱাৰ ভাল photo আছে in good condition, photo ডাঙৰ কৰি enlarged photo ধুনীয়াকৈ frame কৰিব পাৰি for public viewing. ৰাইজৰ টকা খৰচ কৰি making a RIDICULOUS প্রতিমূর্তি - statue - of him which has not the slightest resemblance to him is STEALING PUBLIC MONEY which is shared by corrupt politicians and government officers and the sculptor.

Oriya and Bengali and Assamese are closely allied languages although Oriya sounds very funny to Bongs and to Assamese people - and vice versa. I learned yesterday from a friend who has eaten several times in Oriya hotels in Kolkata that Oriya cooks are EXPERT COOKS who can cook EXTREMELY TASTY lunch and supper - so I asked him if there are Oriya hotels in Guwahati where I could eat (when My consort is not at home or when she is not in a mood to cook well which is often) but I was disappointed coz he replied in the negative.

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

"G, ভ, আ" মানেনো কি? হাউ ! কি কোৱা হে ! এইটোৱেই নাজনা !

G for Guwahati - ভ for ভাৰত - আ for আখাম (a la তৰুণ গগৈ !) ইত্যাদি হ'ব পাৰে - ইত্যাদি ?!! হ'ব পাৰে ?!! কি কয় হে ?!!

ভালোবাসা

ভালোবাসা কি কেবলই চোখের জল ? Yes.

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

এরা সবাই মনে মনে ভাবে, হা হুতাশ করে - "সকালে উঠিয়া আমি মনে মনে বলি" - আর দিবা রাত্রি আমি এখন দুশ্চিন্তায় থাকি - তিনি/তাইন কি আমার মহা শত্রু females দেরকে (কাল্পনিক) line মারতে মারতে আমাকে এখন ভুলে গেছেন ব্লাউজ শাড়ি ছাড়া offer সত্ত্বেও? - ছি: ছি: ছি: - নিশি দিন ভরসা রাখিস হবেই হবে ? ছাই !

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

BEST TREATMENT FOR DENGUE

ডেঙ্গু ব্যাপারটা সম্পূর্ণ মিথ্যা - জনতাকে বোকা বানিয়ে জনতার রক্ত শোষণ করা হচ্ছে - জ্বর হলেই শয়তানরা "ডেঙ্গু" বা "ডেঙ্গী" বলছে আর টাকা লুটছে আর খুন করছে । Dengue virus detect করা সম্ভব only with extremely expensive electron microscopes costing কোটি কোটি টাকা - ভারতের কোন diagnostic laboratory তে কোটি কোটি টাকা দামের electron microscope নেই ।

ডেঙ্গুর/ডেঙ্গীর BEST TREATMENT হল সব শয়তান "ডাক্তার", "pathologists", "diagnostic lab technicians", and management and owners and staff of criminal "hospitals" and "nursing homes" ALIENS গুলোকে প্রচণ্ড গণ প্রহার - mercilessly beating up the aliens - PUBLIC ধোলাই ! যেসব alien TV news channel reporters রা এসব শয়তানদের হয়ে "ডেঙ্গী" "ডেঙ্গী" বলে public কে ভয় দেখাচ্ছে, cheated জনতা এসব শয়তান ALIEN male and female TV news reporters গুলোকেও প্রচণ্ড প্রহার কর !

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

FUCKING BIGG BOSS

Self-styled "Bigg Boss" illiterate rapist alien A.B. is a FUCKING ALIEN whose expiry is nigh. Alien BOSS fucking rapist Satan/Kr committed suicide in panic a few years ago, scared of God.

Jailed convict "सुधीर" is ANOTHER FUCKING ALIEN SWINE.

मादारचूद बहनचूद बेटीचूद fucking aliens खुद अपने शरीर को अलग अलग रूप में बदल बदल कर और अपना धर्म परिवर्तन कर सारे human race को करोड़ों साल cheating और torture करता आ रहा है जैसे fucking Satan/Kr and ALL FUCKING ALIENS of Bollywood - S.K., A.B. etc. - and fucking alien TV "journalists" like the बेनचूत मादारचूद बेटीचूद "सुधीर" etc. कुत्ते ! शूयर के बच्चे ! FUCKING ALIENS ! TO HELL WITH ARTIFICIAL RELIGIONS!! God/भगवान/आल्ला/Jehovah etc. feels NO DISTINCTION BETWEEN THE VARIOUS RELIGIONS AND BETWEEN FOLLOWERS OF ALL THE DIFFERENT RELIGIONS.

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा [G, भ, आ, J etc.]

GLAMOROUS PR.

Greedy money-hungry shameless "glamorous" prostitutes constantly selling their v. to dirty aliens in exchange for money suddenly turning very virtuous is rapidly becoming a world-wide phenomenon.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SHIT

I am glad that IISc (Indian Institute of Science), Bangalore/Bengaluru, has cancelled/canceled an astrology workshop to have been held at IISc. (NEWS X report). "Astrology" is SHIT. ("Economics" is also SHIT - CRIMINAL SHIT. "Meteorology" is stupid shit.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ALIENS

Male and female "astrologers" are male and female ALIENS who belong to late Satan/Kr's gang of aliens mingling with humans ON earth and hiding INSIDE earth, waiting with fear and anxiety for inevitable MASS EXTINCTION of aliens.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

BANGLADESHIS

I hate every nasty male and female ALIEN but I don't have the slightest ill-feeling but have the deepest affection and love for all humans whether "Indian" or "Bangladeshi" or "Pakistani" or "Afghan" or "American" or "Russian" or "Arab" or "Palestinian" or "Israeli" or "Chinese" or "Taiwanese" or "North Korean" or "South Korean" or "Japanese" or "Burmese" or "Indonesian" or whatever and whether he or she is a "Muslim" or "Hindu" or "Christian" or "Buddhist" or "Sikh" or "Jain" or whatever who are being CHEATED and TORTURED by nasty male and female aliens. Only male and female ALIEN bastards and bitches and their HUMAN male and female partners-in-crime CHEAT and TORTURE and SPEAK AND ACT AGAINST tortured humans of EVERY COUNTRY and EVERY RELIGION. Of course, ALIENS will SOON BECOME EXTINCT.

Kishalay Sinha [G, Bh, A, J]

Fake reel life

মই REAL LIFE কৰোঁ, reel life is not worth wasting My বহুমূলীয়া সময় ।

কিশলয় সিনহা [G, ভ, আ]

LETTERS

When I was a very serious scholarly young college student (studying at Cotton College, Guwahati, Assam, India) many years ago, I wrote to Peter Funk, worthy son of Dr. Wilfred Funk, both of Reader's Digest fame, and both father and son top vocabulary building experts like their mutual friend and top ally Norman Lewis, author of WORD POWER MADE EASY ("Norman Lewis is the Number One teacher of vocabulary building in the United States", according to the blurb in the first American edition of the international bestseller WORD POWER MADE EASY), the following letter from Guwahati to New York, after reading the sad words "To the memory of my father Wilfred Funk..." in a fascinating book on word power by Peter Funk:

Dear Sir,

I will always remember your father Wilfred Funk with gratitude, and associate with his name all that is true and noble in this world. My memory of him will always be sacred.

I would like to read all the books that your father has written. I have two of them with me: SIX WEEKS TO WORDS OF POWER, and 30 DAYS TO A MORE POWERFUL VOCABULARY written in collaboration with his friend Norman Lewis. I have tried hard to obtain all the books of Wilfred Funk and of Norman Lewis, but I have not succeeded.

I write to ask for help. I can pay for the books - only, I do not know how to get them. In this, Sir, I hope and I pray you would assist me.

Respectfully yours,

Kishalay Sinha

[In the letter, I did not write Me instead of me and did not put G after My name as I do in all My blog posts. - G]

Peter Funk replied from New York:

Dear Mr. Sinha:

My father would have been delighted with your letter. He was an outstanding lexicographer. His approach helped people not only to understand the secrets of vocabulary building but also encouraged them to see the beauty of words. His enthusiasm for words was inculcated in thousands of people.

All of my father's books can be had from:

Funk & Wagnalls
... ... ...
New York
U.S.A.

Sincerely yours,

Peter Funk

[Since I have quoted both letters from memory, the original letters may have differed very slightly if at all. This letter from Peter Funk has not only served as My powerful inspiration but nowadays reminds Me of Fox, Hypnosis, Experiment, Guinea Pig. Recently, I was shocked to find Peter Funk entered as a synonym for swindler in Webster's Collegiate Thesaurus; who could this Peter Funk be? Surely not the scholarly and famous nonagenarian Peter Funk who could be Peter the Great! By the way, I cannot get over My persistent beliefs that the brilliant loose "hippy" Y was Peter Funk and brilliant loose "hippy" Z was Norman Lewis and that Dr. Wilfred Funk and Norman Lewis are not dead but alive and that Peter Funk is My age (disregarding infinity) and is NOT in his nineties; it is quite possible that My persistent ILLUSORY thoughts about them is due to My abiding affection for them and for My recognition of their sheer genius; I am overlooking the loose nature of hippies Y and Z. I regard Khushwant Singh as My Indian guru and noble Dr. Wilfred Funk as My American guru. - G]

Kishalay Sinha [G]

My YouTube comments:

I have never cried - not once - in My entire life over any f. female. - G

I don't post jokes on My blog to get Myself validated by others. (I have absolutely NO NEED for validation because the truth is that I am completely self-sufficient - I hope you know WHY I seem to be A Frustratingly Arrogant And Brutal Completely Self-sufficient Guy Especially In Regard To Unethical Females! I will give you a hint: My habitual capitalization of letters and My regular use of G after My name! Only a fool will require MORE hints to identify Me!) - G

God is The One And Only Perfect Writer. (Naturally.) - G

God is The Great Equalizer. And I try to ensure a level playing field for competing females! [From these two sentences, My readers would infer that I = God. But is that a correct inference? I prefer to be noncommittal.] - G

I think that THE MAIN REASON why Samuel Richardson's novel PAMELA is very boring is the author's poor mastery of English sentence structure or syntax. (Reading Alexander Bain and Dr. Rudolf Flesch and the Russian novelist Dostoevsky has enabled Me to make everything I write so interesting and gripping.) - G

Pathetic. Amusing. Very funny. Distant pastures look greener but are they always? Ex St. Stephen's College Principal (Ruskin-like) S.C. Sircar told Me many years ago: "Kishalay, keep smiling." And a senior student at St. Stephen's College used to sing "Kiss and love!" when he saw Me! My name Kishalay - "Kiss and love!" - G

For billions of years, cunning rapist alien leader Satan/"God"/Kr (late) (who committed suicide a few years ago, SCARED of God) and his gang of evil male and female aliens - Satan's clones and followers - the gang of "gods" and "goddesses" - have made life very hard and difficult for the human race both financially and emotionally. The strong mood of depression and dejection and hopelessness throughout the world (particularly among females - why, Man?) will soon be over, thanks to Almighty God. (How do I know?!!) - G

Teesha Morgan - Mast. Secrets:

SENSATIONAL SEX SECRET ABOUT KRISHNA ... I will reveal the secret very soon in this column ... But when? I don't know: maybe tonight (IST) but maybe tomorrow. God knows! - G

OK guys, here's Krishna's SENSATIONAL SEX SECRET I promised I would reveal soon .. A TREMENDOUS SECRET that I discovered all of a sudden ... Not so fast, guys...

My late "dad" Krishna was so amazingly virtuous - he never smoked or drank (unthinkable) or took drugs (unthinkable) or visited prost. (unthinkable) and - contrary to his very romantic name Krishna, he was never romantic and never showed the slightest romantic feelings for any female, and was always very faithful to My late mom during their long married life - he NEVER had extra-marital affairs with any woman, and during the closing twenty or thirty years of his life (in his last reincarnation) he lived separately and slept alone in his room like a brahmachari - like a recluse - and I kept on wondering for many years how anyone could be so lust-free as My "dad" Krishna - then the solution to this puzzle came to Me in a flash when My old mom told Me one day in a bitter tone that My "dad"" Krishna mast_____ed! Eureka! I had solved the puzzle! Thanks mom! - G

I couldn't find anything about (late?) Dr. Barnett Rosenberg and Dr. Gabor Kemeny both supposedly of Michigan State University (MSU) Biophysics department, nor could I find anything about late Peter Safar of Pitt nor anything about the late Academician Vladimir A. Negovsky when I searched Google and YouTube. I wonder if these are fictitious names. I have been saddened by the fact that fascinating Isaac Asimov is supposedly dead but I have a strong suspicion that he is not dead but alive. Ditto Dr. Wilfred Funk and Norman Lewis. And Mr. Peter Funk is reported to be in his nineties - a nonagenarian - but My intuition refuses to believe that the first two of these 3 expert vocabulary trainers are really dead or that the third of these top vocabulary training experts is really very old and in his nineties. This is certainly a puzzling world, guys! (Thank God, at least I have personally met the two kind-hearted UIUC professors Govindjee and Howard S. Ducoff, so they are not zombies!) - G

Charming. (Charming what? Charming face or charming talk? I was actually too busy thinking what comment I was going to post so I didn't really follow what she was saying or perhaps implying!) "Al great novelists are great readers of novels." My adaptation of this quote: All great writers are great readers of books. By the way, it would be very foolish of any writer of any country, Nobel prize winners included, to even think of competing with Me, The Greatest Writer of All Time. I am not being A Very Arrogant Guy but being A Factual Truthful Guy, which is My USP. - G [A gal whose piece I once edited and polished for publication in an honorary self-edited friend-published meteoric evanescent English magazine - with a short life span of two or three issues - included USP in her piece on fashion and style - I wondered what USP could mean - never heard of USP - looked up sources - now I know USP means Unique Selling Product - My "USP" is that I am The Only Guy Who Is 100% Genuine! G for Genuine! Actually, the G that I use after My name has a secret meaning which everyone - My millions of readers - virtual "fans" - know. I am weary & wary of female "fans"! - G]

Dripping with pathos. - G [comment on YouTube video "The One Fatal Mistake Writers Make And How To Fix It" by Sandra Chmara - J.K. Rowling?]

I hope "client" is not to be taken as a double entendre. - G

The gal's pronunciation sounds British - but her pronunciation sounds very natural and does not sound affected and artificial unlike some speakers (like Christiane Amanpour and British MPs and Ministers and Prime Minister alien Theresa May whose pronunciation sounds very artificial to Me). As for Me, I steer the middle path: My own pronunciation is not affectedly British nor affectedly American - I use My signature pronunciation which can be understood by all - which is My USP (cliché)! - G

Sophisticated points of grammar explained with clarity with the help of carefully chosen complex sentences used as illustrative examples of these fine points of English grammar. - G

The most practical and easiest book on English grammar that I have enjoyed reading is SHORT CUTS TO EFFECTIVE ENGLISH by Professor Harry Shefter, ex Professor of English at New York University, published by Washington Square Press. And the most delightful book on English grammar that I have read is BETTER ENGLISH by Professor Norman Lewis, author of the bestseller WORD POWER MADE EASY, who taught at New York University, Division of General Education, and later became Chairman of Department of English and also Chairman of Communications Department, Rio Hondo Junior College/Rio Hondo College, Whittier, California. (Harry Shefter, Norman Lewis, Dr. Wilfred Funk, his worthy son Peter Funk, Paul D. Leedy, and Dr. Rudolf Flesch are among the world's greatest teachers. By the way, I have never gotten over the WEIRD feeling that the brilliant loose young "hippies" I have called Y and Z, with whom I SHARED a room in a modest hotel in Bombay/Mumbai (Ravi Hotel) many years ago and had the most delightful conversations of My life, were Y: Peter Funk and Z: Norman Lewis. God knows why I cling to this strange belief.) - G

there is more than one OR there are more than one? I continue to be puzzled by a naughty sentence in CORRECT SPELLING MADE EASY by Norman Lewis, to show the difference between similar-soundimg TWO, TO, TOO: "Two women to one man are one too many." [Of course, a vice versa sentence can be imagined: "Two men to one woman are one too many."] Can the above sentence in CORRECT SPELLING MADE EASY by Norman Lewis also be written: "Two women to one man IS one too many?" A naughty sentence has just occurred to Me: "An infinite number of women and girls of the unethical, immoral, and treacherous type to One are none too many!" - G

Jealous rivalry between Eve and Jane quite expected. But let the inborn jealousy of females NOT degenerate into nursing secret sororicidal thoughts! God is The Great Equalizer and He wants A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD (cliché) for ALL qualified and competent rival applicants! Remember that He is fond of infinite numbers! "The more the merrier" is His secret philosophy when it comes to savoring/savouring the sweet (!) things of life! Patience is a very important virtue here. - G

Selfish parochial very short-sighted advertisements for one or two females whereas God is interested in an infinite number. - G

Literary Agent Sarah Manning "HOW TO HOOK AN AGENT":

I suspect that the foxes Y and Z et al are involved somehow. - G

If we pinch zombies like the late Dr. Wilfred Funk and the late Norman Lewis and the late Dr. Isaac Asimov et al, will zombies feel the pinch? When pinched, do FOXES feel the pinch? What does the idiom "feel the pinch" mean?!! (I got 98 percentile and 99 percentile on two TOEFL tests!) - G

What would happen to Rip Van Winkle if he were/was to appear LIVE on YouTube? (There is a difference between WERE - for impossibilities - and WAS - for possibilities. Look up BETTER ENGLISH by Norman Lewis.) I have suddenly realized that I had heard of Facebook LIVE but YouTube LIVE probably started very recently! - G

I was very surprised when I first learned from a book by Norman Lewis (maybe WORD POWER MADE EASY) that English is NOT pronounced ING-LISH but ING-GLISH !! The latter pronunciation is now AUTOMATIC with Me, just as the correct pronunciation of sugar - SHOO-GAHR - which I used to pronounce SOO-GAHR until I heard hostel boys of St. Stephen's College, Delhi, saying SHOO-GAHR at breakfast in the college hostel dining room many years ago when I had breakfast with them - is now also automatic with Me. - G [Why do I use capital M in Me? God knows!]

মি খাং লাগলু ! - কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ] ভ means ভারত [India] etc. (Really? Is that what I really mean by ভ? God knows!)

Don't try to fool Me! Hmm is NOT the same as mmm! - G

I stopped using Facebook many years ago soon after I became a Facebook member because I immediately became acutely aware of Facebook sirens wanting to deviate Me from the right path! - G

I don't drink (I am A Teetotaler), I don't smoke, I don't take drugs, I had not a single girl friend, I never dated, I never had pre-marital s, and I have never visited pr. Thanks. What An Awesome Brutal Heartbreaker Guy! - G

Time to stop giving too much importance to any female - which would be very misleading and give FALSE HOPE - which I don't want to do - coz I am NOT A FALSE GUY BUT A 100% Genuine Guy! And I have lots of important things to do! Bye. - G

Reading One's blog posts is perfectly OK and is not hacking. (Of course, if foxes hack One's password and pass it on to selected guys, this might be termed hacking but One may not mind after all and may even welcome a select coterie "secretly" reading His/One's draft or even His/One's typing LIVE, or "chatting" LIVE with Him/One online indirectly.) - G

Priya Kumar:

The most valuable quotation which I memorized when I was a college student and have always remembered and applied in every situation of My life is this quotation: "SELF-RESPECT IS THE CORNERSTONE OF ALL VIRTUES." - Herschel, a famous British astronomer. Anyone who tries to interfere with My ego can go to hell. I don't give a damn. - G

My comments on the following YouTube videos:

5 Things Women Don't Realize About Men ! (11:51)

Top 5s Finest

1,488,672 subscribers

[God knows if this accurate-sounding fantastic figure is in fact a phoney artificially generated fake number. The talk is very interesting, anyway. Of course, the speaker may be right about men who are sissies. After all, I am not exactly a man but a Man - please what is the difference between man and Man? God knows!]

I have never cried - not once - in My entire life over any f. female. - G

Selfish parochial very short-sighted advertisements for one or two females whereas God is interested in an infinite number. - G

Sounds very bitter and sarcastic at the end. - G

5 Things Men Don't Pay Attention To At All (4:12)

Top 5s Finest

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I agree with all 5 points although point 1 was delivered in rather complicated English that went over My head. If point 1 means I don't communicate with females - I use "females" for "women & girls" though "females" may sound rather sneering but that is not My real intention which is to avoid writing "girls and women" and just write the shortcut "females" instead; I mean human females of course - then I agree completely coz I think am The Supreme Non-Communicator With Females! Reason being that I Am Not A Frivolous Guy! I am a Man - not a man. (Gosh! What An Arrogant Guy! OK. I don't mind. In fact, I take that as a compliment - not as a pejorative delineation of My awesome personality! WOW! What genre of writing is that?!!) - G

Kishalay Sinha [G]

IAS TRAITORS

Very corrupt Indian politicians in collusion with very corrupt IAS [Indian Administrative Service] officers and all state Civil Service officers - ACS [Assam Civil Service] officers, WBCS [West Bengal Civil Service] officers etc. etc. - male and female aliens - traitors - have looted and ruined the lives of 125 crore Indians. But God will destroy these aliens very soon. Aliens सूअर के बच्चे - कुत्ते - हरामजादे - बेनचूतs - मादारचूदs - बेटीचूदs - fucking alien रंडी वेश्याओं ! Alien Swine! Bastards! Bitches!

FUCKING female alien poet.

Keep running and shitting and pissing, dirty nasty fucking alien swine, bastards, and bitches!

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा কিশলয় সিনহা [G, भ/ভ, आ/আ]

ZUBIN GARG

আতঙ্কগ্ৰস্ত "জুবিন" [ref. DY 365 report] - a very mediocre singer who is a nonentity compared with Bhupen Hazarika - Zubin's birthday is same as birthday of patriotic "Communist" JAILED "freedom fighter" "কলাগুৰু" বিষ্ণু [synonym of late কৃষ্ণ] ৰাভা Rava - Rava reminds Me of Ravan, the Brahmin [= follower of Brahma/Ram/Krishna (late)] king of Lanka লঙ্কা, who was a devotee of Ram/Krishna (late); Ravan abducted and raped Ram's virtuous wife Sita, for which reason pure and holy Ram/Krishna (late) was obliged to reject Sita in public. Rava also reminds Me of king Ravan's country Lanka which reminds Me of লঙ্কা, a small town Lanka লঙ্কা in Assam) - "জুবিন গার্গ" could be a backup clone of Ram/Brahma/Krishna (late).

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Patanjali

"Swami" [husband] Ramdev [Ram + dev/god]/reincarnation of "rishi" Patanjali/"Mahatma" Gandhi, supporter of "Swadeshi" and anachronistic advocate of the banning of foreign goods, A CHEAT who demonstrates RIDICULOUS anulam bilam etc. and claims that phoney "yoga" is a cure-all for every disease, was BEATEN UP by Delhi police and FLED at night from Delhi to Haridwar, wearing FEMALE CLOTHES to escape detection!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel

Because October 31 - today - is the BIRTHDAY of both "Louha Manav" ["IRON MAN"] "Sardar" Vallabhbhai Patel वल्लभभाई पटेल [vallabh = beloved; boy; cowherd; as a boy, Krishna was a cowherd] AND Sarbananda Sonowal, BJP Chief Minister of Assam, elected from river island Majuli constituency of Assam, a famous seat of Vaishnava culture (synonymous with worship of Lord Krishna), I wonder if Sarbananda Sonowal is the "reincarnation" of "Sardar" Vallabhbhai Patel, who, as pointed out this morning by India's Home Minister Rajnath Singh (head of the Ministry of Home Affairs which is connected with national security; whose full name is Rajnath Ram Badan Singh [Ram Badan = a face like that of Ram], with a view to creating efficient administration, introduced the system of appointing IAS officers to run India. [IAS = Indian Administrative Service.] All male and female IAS officers have turned out to be CORRUPT TRAITORS - ALIENS IN DISGUISE - who have RUINED the lives of 125 CRORE cheated Indian citizens in all Indian states by STEALING huge amounts of PUBLIC MONEY jointly with CORRUPT male and female alien Indian politicians - ALIENS IN DISGUISE - and also with CORRUPT male and female state government Civil Service officers of ALL Indian states (ACS: Assam Civil Service, WBCS: West Bengal Civil Service, etc.) - who are all MALE AND FEMALE ALIENS IN HUMAN DISGUISE. However, not to worry. ALL ALIENS WILL BE MERCILESSLY WIPED OUT by psycho-technologists VERY SOON. (Cunning rapist Satan/Kr/"God", who was for billions of years leader of the gang of male and female ALIENS - the gang of human-looking "gods" and "goddesses" living ON and INSIDE earth - committed suicide in panic a few years ago by prolonged starvation coz he got very scared of God.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

A VERY FUNNY SHORT STORY

Ministry of Home Affairs, INDIA

A short guy came to My house today about two hours ago [October 4, 2017] and showed his ID and told Me menacingly that he came from the Home Ministry office in Guwahati, to ask Me if I knew a woman from a foreign country (Thailand, I think) whose strange name was listed on a piece of paper he showed Me because the woman had told the Home Ministry at the airport that she was My tenant. I told the Home Ministry guy that this was ridiculous because no such woman ever lived here. I told the short guy he was insulting Me - I am the most patriotic Indian. I told him to give Me his ID and grabbed it to scan it and store it in My computer, but he got scared and pulled back his ID from Me - I told him to write on paper his name and his Home Ministry office address in Guwahati - the guy wrote his name and address BUT DID NOT WRITE THE PIN CODE!! When I told him to write the PIN code, he told Me he did not know the PIN CODE because he had joined the Home Ministry office recently! Ridiculous! A guy who belongs to the "Home Ministry" does not know the PIN CODE of his office! I told the CHEAT that I would report him to the President, Prime Minister, Supreme Court, and the Army Chief and he would be JAILED! The guy asked Me why I would report to the Army Chief. I told the 420 that I would report him to the Army Chief because he was an anti-national 420 - I was being too polite for too long - I finally lost My patience and blasted: "GET OUT! Kutte ke bachhe! Shoowar ka Bachcha! Behnchoot!" The guy left in panic.

Google computerized translations:

एक गृह मंत्री जी [?!!]

एक छोटी पुरुष के बारे में दो घंटे पहले आज मेरे घर आया था और उसकी आईडी से पता चला है और मुझे बताया menacingly कि वह गुवाहाटी में गृह मंत्रालय के कार्यालय से आया है अगर मैं एक विदेशी देश से एक महिला को पता था कि मेरे पूछने के लिए, (थाईलैंड, मुझे लगता है) जिसका अजीब नाम कागज के एक टुकड़े पर सूचीबद्ध किया गया जिसमें उसने मुझे दिखाया था क्योंकि महिला ने गृह मंत्रालय को हवाई अड्डे पर बताया था कि वह मेरे किरायेदार थे। मैंने गृह मंत्रालय को बताया कि वह व्यक्ति यहाँ कभी नहीं रहा। मैंने उस छोटे से लड़के [?!!] को बताया जो मुझे अपमानित कर रहा था - मैं सबसे अधिक देशभक्त भारतीय हूँ मैंने उससे कहा कि मेरे अपने [??] आईडी देने के लिए और यह स्कैन और मेरे कंप्यूटर में संग्रहीत करना यह पकड़ लिया, लेकिन वह डर गया और मेरे से अपनी पहचान वापस खींच लिया - मैंने उससे कहा कि कागज पर उसका नाम और गुवाहाटी में अपने गृह मंत्रालय कार्यालय का पता लिखने के लिए - आदमी ने अपना नाम और पता लिखा था लेकिन पिन कोड लिखना नहीं था !! जब मैंने उसे पिन कोड लिखने के लिए कहा, तो उसने मुझे बताया कि वह पिन कोड नहीं जानता क्योंकि वह हाल ही में गृह मंत्रालय के कार्यालय में शामिल हो गए हैं! हास्यास्पद! "गृह मंत्रालय" से संबंधित कोई व्यक्ति अपने कार्यालय के पिन कोड को नहीं जानता है! मैं धोखा है [?!!] कि मैं उसे राष्ट्रपति, प्रधानमंत्री, सुप्रीम कोर्ट, और आर्मी चीफ को रिपोर्ट करेंगे बताया और वह जेल में बंद कर दिया जाएगा! आदमी ने मुझसे पूछा कि मैं सेना प्रमुख को रिपोर्ट क्यों करूँगा। मैं 420 से कहा कि मैं उसे आर्मी चीफ को रिपोर्ट करेंगे, क्योंकि वह एक विरोधी राष्ट्रीय 420 था [?!!] - मैं भी लंबे समय के लिए भी विनम्र किया जा रहा था - मैं अंत में मेरे धैर्य खो दिया और विस्फोट: "बाहर पाने के [?!!] कुत्ते के बाच [?!!] Shoowar का बच्चा! बेहुन चुट! [?!!]" आदमी आतंक में छोड़ दिया [?!!]

একটি হোম মিনিস্ট্রি GUY [GUY-এর বাংলা কি হবে জানে না Google computer বেচারা]

একটি ছোট গাওয়া [?!!] প্রায় দুই ঘন্টা আগে আজ আমার বাসায় এসে তাঁর ঈদের [?!!] Soved [?!!] এবং Menkingli [?!!] কঞ্চি [?!!] হে [?!!] বলেছিলেন গুয়াহাটিতে স্বরাষ্ট্র মন্ত্রকের অফিস থেকে এসেছেন, বিদেশ থেকে একজন মহিলার যদি ই [?!!] Knev [?!!] জন্য অনুরোধ (থাইল্যান্ড, ই [?!!] মনে করি) কার অদ্ভুত নাম্বারটি একটি কাগজে তালিকাভুক্ত করা হয়েছে যা তিনি আমাকে দেখিয়েছিলেন কারণ মহিলাটি এয়ারপোর্টে স্বরাষ্ট্র মন্ত্রণালয়কে বলেছিল যে সে আমার ভাড়াটে ছিল। আমি স্বরাষ্ট্র মন্ত্রণালয়কে বলেছিলাম [?!!] যে এই ব্যক্তি এখানে কখনো বাস করতেন না। আমি আমার ছোটবেলার লোককে [?!!] বলেছিলাম যে সে আমাকে অপমান করছে - আমি সবচেয়ে দেশপ্রেমিক ভারতীয় ই [?] তাকে বলেন তাঁর ঈদে [?!!] দিন এবং Grbbed [?!!] আইটি [?!!] তারপর এটি স্ক্যান এবং মাই [?!!] কম্পিউটার এ সঞ্চয় [?!!], কিন্তু হে গত্ত [?!!] Skred [?!!] থেকে ফিরে টানা তাঁর ঈদের [?!!] করুন - ই [?!!] তাকে বলেন যদি আমি লিখি গুলি কাগজ তার নাম ও গুয়াহাটির তাঁর স্বরাষ্ট্র মন্ত্রকের অফিসের ঠিকানা - লোকটি তার নাম এবং ঠিকানা লিখেছে কিন্তু পিন কোড লিখতে না !! আমি যখন পিন কোড লিখতে বলেছিলাম তখন তিনি আমাকে বলেছিলেন যে তিনি পিন কোড জানেন না কারণ তিনি সম্প্রতি স্বরাষ্ট্র মন্ত্রণালয়ের অফিসে যোগ দিয়েছেন! Ridiklous! [?!!] একজন ব্যক্তি যিনি "স্বরাষ্ট্র মন্ত্রণালয়"-এর মালিক [?!!], তার অফিসের পিন কোড জানেন না! আমি CHEAT কে বলেছিলাম যে আমি তাকে রাষ্ট্রপতি, প্রধানমন্ত্রী, সুপ্রিম কোর্ট এবং সেনাপ্রধানকে রিপোর্ট করব এবং তিনি জেইলড [?!!] হয়ে যাবেন! লোকটি আমাকে জিজ্ঞেস করলো কেন আমি সেনাপ্রধানকে রিপোর্ট করবো? ই [?!!] 420 বললাম আমি উনার সেনাপ্রধান কাছে রিপোর্ট করবে [?!!] কারণ তিনি বিরোধী ন্যাশনাল 420 ছিল - ই [?!!] তুমি তোমার জন্য ভদ্র দীর্ঘ হচ্ছে [?]!!] আবাস [?!!] - ই [?!!] অবশেষে আমার ধৈর্য এবং Blsted [?!!] হারিয়েছেন: "বেরিয়ে যাও একপাল বেবী Shuvr! [??!!] বিহ্নচট!" [???!!!] লোকটি প্যানিকের মধ্যে রেখেছিল [??!!]

কি হাস্যকর অনুবাদ! তবুও very inspiring to humans who should feel astonished that A COMPUTER ROBOT can do what most HUMANS cannot do - translate SO FAST from one language to another language!

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Yogi Aditynath

I am afraid Yogi Aditynath is on the hit list of many "terrorists", and he is taking a very big risk by moving about too freely in public. (Angry public of U.P. will never forget the deliberate brutal mass murder of a huge number of children of poor families of U.P. at Gorakhpur by criminal staff of Baba Raghab [=Ram] Das Medical College hospital located in the U.P. Chief Minister's own constituency.) Carelessness in regard to personal safety can prove to be very costly.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ALIENS IN HOSPITALS

Government hospitals, private hospitals and private nursing homes and diagnostic laboratories are full of human-looking ALIEN doctors, surgeons, anesthetists, nurses, pathologists, and medical lab technicians.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

A LONG TRADITION

It is a long-established tradition among criminal alien doctors and nurses to use hypodermic syringe to push lethal poison into human victims.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ADOLF HITLER AND HIS GANG IN ASSAM

Nasty aliens Adolf Hitler and his gang of Nazis are living in Assam in harmless-looking reincarnations - but evil Hitler and his gang of aliens in Guwahati and throughout Assam are being watched continuously and cannot escape inevitable extinction.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

ALIENS BEHIND MASS MURDER

By listening to the continuously recorded clandestine phone conversations and studying e-mails and watching recorded suspicious movements and abnormal behavior/behaviour of the entire CRIMINAL MEDICAL STAFF of the Barpeta Medical College and Hospital of Government of Assam, under Assam Government Health Minister Himanta Biswa Sarma, the top intelligence agencies NSA, GCHQ, CIA, FBI, FSB, INTERPOL, EUROPOL, ISI, CBI etc. and Assam Police can easily hunt down ALL ALIEN CRIMINALS involved in the mass murder of 11 babies in the Barpeta Medical College and Hospital of the Government of Assam. Aliens are expediting their own mass murder (Ditto: mass murder of many babies in the hospital in Gorakhpur in the constituency of the U.P. Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

গুণ্ডা

Aliens বিলাক দেখাত গুণ্ডাৰ নিচিনা কিয়? কাৰণ বেনচুৎবিলাক - মাদাৰচুৎবিলাক - গুণ্ডা হয় - আতঙ্কগ্ৰস্ত গুণ্ডা - ইহঁত কিয় আতঙ্কগ্ৰস্ত? - কাৰণ কিছুদিনৰ ভিতৰতেই fucking চয়তানবোৰ বিলুপ্ত হ'ব ৷

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা जी [G, ভ, আ]

CLONES of Krishna

All members of ruling central and state governments and all members of central and state government oppositions of all countries are almost completely composed of male clones of Krishna (late). It is interesting and intriguing that My virtuous and scholarly dad's name was Krishna (late). [I am apparently his "Son" but My secret identity is very mysterious. I came on Earth on a secret mission: to destroy rapist Satan/Kr and his gang of aliens living on and inside the earth. I have disposed of rapist Satan/Kr already coz he committed suicide in panic a few years ago, scared of God.]

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Friday, 3 November 2017

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