CHATTER, CHATTER, CHATTER
Chatter, chatter, chatter. NONSENSICAL CHATTER.
ELECTIONS BY PUBLIC VOTING IS THE BIGGEST CHEATING SYSTEM INVENTED AND SUSTAINED BY THE ALIENS because ALL male and female aliens in ALL alien-run "ruling" and "opposition" political parties are in fact SECRET PARTNERS in stealing huge public funds and JOINTLY CHEATING AND TORTURING THE PUBLIC - but this will CHANGE VERY SOON because the dirty human-looking aliens - sans Satan/Kr (late) - who are now living in panic ON and INSIDE Earth will soon become EXTINCT - permanently - because NO alien clones will be allowed to be made on or inside Earth. In particular, ALL male and female clones of Satan/Kr (late) will be vaporized to nothingness by a special type of BURNING LASER that will make sure that NOT A SINGLE ATOM of ANY CLONE of Satan/Kr (late) will remain to pollute the cleansed world in the future, ever.
Practically all male and female TV news journalists are aliens.
Anti-American alien-run CNN is completely silent about the traitorous emails of alien female Hillary Clinton, wife of alien Bill Clinton, both of whom have trillions of dollars of stolen money stashed in "secret" bank accounts in alien-run Swiss banks etc.
UN ["UNITED NATIONS"] is 100% male and female aliens.
Kishalay Sinha [G]
DRAMA
O.C.
Bhangagarh Police Station
Bhangagarh
Guwahati-781005
Assam
December 18, 2017
Subject: LOST LENOVO MOBILE HANDSET WITH 2 SIMS (Jio and IDEA) FOUND ON THE ROAD
Sir,
Yesterday afternoon (Sunday, 17 December) - at about 3 p.m. - I found an old Lenovo mobile handset lying on the road on Lane 5, Tarun Nagar, Guwahati-781005 in front of Babyland Montessori School (run by Mr. Kallol Kirity Sinha), with two sims - Jio* and IDEA** - inside the mobile, the date on the mobile screen surprisingly being MONDAY, 28 AUGUST. Since I cannot locate the mobile owner, I am handing over the mobile to you for your kind disposal to the owner of his/her lost mobile.
Thanking you,
Yours faithfully,
Jitu Mani Barman
C/o Mr. Kishalay Sinha
House No. ..., Lane ...
Guwahati- ... [PIN CODE]
Assam
Mobile: ...
Enclosures
(Photocopies of 2 sims)
* Jio - 9101948903
** IDEA - 9553820752
FURTHER DETAILS OF THE DRAMA WILL FOLLOW...
(See "DRAMA: THE MISSING SMARTPHONE" *** below)
As a precautionary measure, I have omitted from the letter quoted above some details of My address (My House No. ..., Lane ..., the PIN CODE) and My mobile phone number to prevent the possibility of unwanted letters and phone calls from unethical s. female fans. To be fair to My female fans (if there are any), I have NEVER RECEIVED A SINGLE LETTER FROM A SINGLE FEMALE FAN - I get one or two calls in about three or four months but always from some unknown female staff of some Internet company or other. So, My dear female readers ("dear" not to be regarded as an endearing term in the wrong sense), I thank you all from the bottom of My heart (if I have a heart) for ensuring a PEACEFUL ATMOSPHERE at My home so essential to the scholarly pursuits of A Great Scholar like Me.
*** DRAMA: THE MISSING SMARTPHONE
Indian Army intelligence, CIA, FBI, FSB, INTERPOL, EUROPOL, CBI, ISI, NSA, GCHQ, NASA etc. know the full details, I believe. However, I will give details online by and by for My billions of very eager inquisitive readers. (Moral: Never trust anyone.) - G
Kishalay Sinha [G]
