Saturday, 23 December 2017

HOW TO BECOME IMMORTAL

I expect CBI will take drastic action against Bollywood alien Amitabh Bachchan etc. in connection with notorious Panama Papers.

For many years, virtuous-looking and virtuous-sounding criminal ALIEN "spiritual" females and males have been torturing human females and making them prostitutes to get FUCKED by alien rapists.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Air Force ALIEN "lady"/BITCH fighter pilots fly above foreign countries and drop bombs to murder poor men, women and children.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

আধাৰশিলা আধাৰশিলা আধাৰশিলা ...

আতঙ্কিত aliens দের pathetic নাটক আর কত দেখব - বহুত দেখেছি - আর ত বেশিদিন দেখবার সুযোগ পাব না - ALIENS শূয়রের বাচ্চারা ত   কিছুদিনের মধ্যেই চিরদিনের জন্য বিলুপ্ত হয়ে যাবে ।

নির্লজ্জ বিশ্বাসঘাতক unfaithful চরিত্রহীন sexy নারীরা মুখে বলে একটা কথা, মনে মনে ভাবে অন্য কথা - কেমন করে তিনার ধর্মপত্নীর অজান্তে তিনার সঙ্গে দিনের পর দিন অনন্ত কাল illicit sex করতে পারবে ।

এযাবৎ এটা গোপন ঐতিহ্য হয়ে আসছে যে প্রয়াত "ঈশ্বর"-এর "হিন্দু" clones দের মৃত্যুর পর তাদের কপালের অস্থি থেকে গোপনে CLONES বানানো হবে মানুষের অজান্তে ।

বুর্বক ALIENS রা নিজেদেরকে খুব smart ভাবে - অথচ ALIENS শূয়রের বাচ্চারা, তোমরা ভগবানের কাছে IDIOTS.

কিশলয় সিনহা [ভ]

ALIEN BITCHES

ALIEN bitches Lilith - Rad. - Eve - V. Mar. - Sit. - Marg. - Niv. - Cassandra - Helen - Meer. etc. - top mistresses and ex-Queens of Hell in the HAREM of rapist (recently expired) ALIEN LEADER ex-King of Hell Lucifer/Satan/Kr (late).

God made MAN in His own image. Satan/Kr (late) made alien bitches - late Kr/Satan's backup female clones.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Brahma Kumaris

I suspect that women and girls in the "Brahma Kumari" international spiritual university in India and in Brahma Kumari branches throughout India and in many foreign countries are "exploited" - that is, they are made PROSTITUTES by brutal male and female ALIENS. (Ref. MIRROR NOW TV news report on "GIRLS EXPLOITED IN THE NAME OF FAITH".)

There are many CLONES of Sita/Janaki/Margaret/Elizabeth/Nivedita living on and inside Earth just as numerous CLONES of Eve/Mary exist on and inside Earth.

The TOP BRASS in the police are ALIENS.

Bollywood is 100% aliens.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Alien AASU ভণ্ড "ছাত্ৰনেতা" চয়তান হাৰামীবোৰক কোবাই কোবাই গুলীয়াই মাৰিব লাগে ।

ধৰা পৰিলে মাদাৰচুৎ বেনচুৎ বেটীচুৎ মাইকীচুৎ হাৰামী ALIEN চয়তান চুয়ৰৰ বাচ্চা গুণ্ডাবোৰ "ভুৱা" উগ্ৰপন্থী হয় । - G/ভ/আ 

অকল "NRC" "NRC" "NRC" কিন্তু চয়তান হাৰামী aliens বোৰে কোটি কোটি দুখীয়া ৰাইজৰ কাৰণে একো নকৰে ।

Practically all male and female TV news journalists are aliens.

Practically 100% of male and female politicians of all political parties are ALIENS.

Practically 100% of male and female IAS officers and state Civil Service officers of India - ACS officers, WBCS officers, etc. - are ALIENS.

100% of U.N., W.H.O., IMF, World Bank, U.S. Federal Reserve, European Central Bank (ECB), Standard & Poor's, Moody's, Wall Street, the London School of Economics, Swiss banks, etc., are ALIENS.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

THE INTERNET REVOLUTION IN INDIA

The SENSATIONAL INTERNET REVOLUTION in India is due to BSNL, RELIANCE, AIRCEL, AIRTEL, JIO etc. together with big and small mobile companies of India, China, South Korea, Japan, USA, UK, Norway/Sweden etc. AND millions of hard-working (poor struggling) Indians in the vast number of mobile shops and mobile recharge shops and bright young (poor struggling) male and female staff of the big Indian Internet companies and the huge number of Net-savvy poor Indians. To all of them, My grateful thanks. May God bless you all.

Best of Luck!

PRO-PEOPLE Internet issues are DIFFERENT from CORRUPTION issues. ALL Indian and foreign political parties (run by male & female ALlENS) - which are ALL anti-people political parties - are FULL OF CORRUPT HUMAN-LOOKING MALE AND FEMALE ALIENS WHO ARE JOINTLY INVOLVED IN MASSIVE CORRUPTION AND THE HUGE LOOTING OF PUBLIC FUNDS.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Unethical चरित्रहीन sexy females चाहती हैं नंगे हो कर अपनी naked photos खींच कर उनको दिखाकर उनको उत्तेजित करना ताकि वे इन sexy females के साथ अनैतिक illicit sex करें । बेचारी । मुझे मालूम नहीं God/भगवान/आल्ला क्यों इतने निष्ठुर, निर्दय हैं ।

"ভুৱা" উগ্ৰপন্থী

ধৰা পৰিলে মাদাৰচুৎ বেনচুৎ বেটীচুৎ মাইকীচুৎ হাৰামী ALIEN চয়তান চুয়ৰৰ বাচ্চা গুণ্ডাবোৰ "ভুৱা" উগ্ৰপন্থী হয় । - G/ভ/আ 

"দুৰ্নীতি নিবাৰক শাখা" বিলাকৰ দুৰ্নীতিগ্ৰস্ত ALIEN বিলাকক গুলীয়াই মাৰিব লাগে - CORRUPT ALIENS OF ALL "ANTI-CORRUPTION" DEPARTMENTS SHOULD BE SHOT DEAD MERCILESSLY. - G

"বীৰবালা ৰাভা" আৰু "প্ৰমিলা ৰাণী ব্ৰহ্ম" দুটা দেখোন দেখাত একেই - the two females must be clones. - G

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, भ/আ, आ/আ]

WAS ALIEN JAYA LALITHA REALLY DEAD ?

I suspect that ALIEN ex Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu JAYA LALITHA DID NOT DIE in the Chennai Apollo Hospitals but in fact was removed in an unconscious condition from Apollo Hospitals to make it seem that she was dead, and then her unconscious body was kept in a coffin (which is very strange because JAYA LALITHA was a "Hindu") - with pores on the coffin (to enable her to breathe air) - and her coffin was placed at a remote unfrequented location in Chennai so that she could be secretly taken out from the coffin by her alien gang at a suitable time and then Jaya Lalitha would escape underground. Even if JAYA LALITHA really died, My STRONG SUSPICION is that her body has been REMOVED from her coffin box. My feeling is that whether the female ALIEN Jaya Lalitha was alive or dead, her body should be MISSING from her coffin box - this can be verified by opening the coffin box OR by taking an X-ray of the inside of her coffin box as is done at airports. (Alien Jaya Lalitha should be living under the ground or on the surface of the earth in her fresh new reincarnation with a changed appearance. NASA, Russian satellites and European satellites etc. have complete videos of ALL ALIEN ACTIVITIES on and inside Earth connected with ALIEN Jaya Lalitha.)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

DRAMA

O.C.
Bhangagarh Police Station
Bhangagarh
Guwahati-781005
Assam

December 18, 2017

Subject: LOST LENOVO MOBILE HANDSET WITH 2 SIMS (Jio and IDEA) FOUND ON THE ROAD

Sir,

Yesterday afternoon (Sunday, 17 December) - at about 3 p.m. - I found an old Lenovo mobile handset lying on the road on Lane 5, Tarun Nagar, Guwahati-781005 in front of Babyland Montessori School (run by Mr. Kallol Kirity Sinha), with two sims - Jio* and IDEA** - inside the mobile, the date on the mobile screen surprisingly being MONDAY, 28 AUGUST. Since I cannot locate the mobile owner, I am handing over the mobile to you for your kind disposal to the owner of his/her lost mobile.

Thanking you,

Yours faithfully,

Jitu Mani Barman
C/o Mr. Kishalay Sinha
House No. ..., Lane ...
Guwahati- ... [PIN CODE]
Assam
Mobile: ...

Enclosures

(Photocopies of 2 sims)

*   Jio    - 9101948903

** IDEA - 9553820752

FURTHER DETAILS OF THE DRAMA WILL FOLLOW...
(See "DRAMA: THE MISSING SMARTPHONE" *** below)

As a precautionary measure, I have omitted from the letter quoted above some details of My address (My House No. ..., Lane ..., the PIN CODE) and My mobile phone number to prevent the possibility of unwanted letters and phone calls from unethical s. female fans. To be fair to My female fans (if there are any), I have NEVER RECEIVED A SINGLE LETTER FROM A SINGLE FEMALE FAN - I get one or two calls in about three or four months but always from some unknown female staff of some Internet company or other. So, My dear FEMALE readers ("dear" is not to be regarded as an endearing term in the wrong sense), I thank you all from the bottom of My heart (IF I have a heart?) for ensuring A PEACEFUL ATMOSPHERE at My home so essential to the scholarly pursuits of A Great Scholar like Me.

*** DRAMA: THE MISSING SMARTPHONE

Indian Army intelligence, CIA, FBI, FSB, INTERPOL, EUROPOL, CBI, ISI, NSA, GCHQ, NASA etc. know the full details, I believe. However, I will give details online by and by for My billions of very eager and inquisitive readers. (MORAL: NEVER TRUST ANYONE 100%.) - G

A young Assamese boy, Jitumani জিতুমণি (who writes his formal name as Jitu Mani, not Jitumani which is more usual), who is the son of poor parents who live in a very small house near My building (which I got from My pater late Krishna); the poor boy's father is a taxi driver (probably a Uber driver) while his mother runs a small hotel for poor customers who can eat rice and freshly cooked dal and sabzi and fish fry or fish curry or boiled eggs or omelette at very low cost - ALTHOUGH I AM NOT POOR like those who eat lunch at her small hotel (in Indian English, "hotel" is widely used to mean a restaurant; a "hotel" is often not an accommodation where travellers/travelers can stay temporarily for some time on payment of money for the period of their stay in the hotel), I got to know the poor Assamese family when My consort had gone to Punjab with My sister to visit her married daughter whose husband works in Punjab; during the entire period of My consort's long absence of 17-18 days, the poor Assamese family fortunately came to My rescue by daily providing Me with very inexpensive and nourishing freshly prepared lunch and supper (supper only for Me at My request; the hotel is open only for lunch). By the way, My consort often takes out food from the fridge and therefore the food is often tasteless. I have not been able to change My consort's firm habit, so I have given up trying, though I notice with pleasant surprise that when she invites her brothers & Co. to partake of food, the food which I eat along with her brothers and brothers' families, always happens to be quite tasty. (My consort is the eldest of her late parents' progeny; she is the BOSS of her 4 devoted brothers; she has no sister, thank God - what a relief, right?) I help the poor boy Jitumani who is very eager to learn: I buy help-books in Assamese medium for him and have arranged a mathematics tutor for him - a very hard-working struggling young Bihari college student, Neeraj, who has to do a lot of private tuition (he finished his B.Sc. 5th semester exam a few days ago; for three or four days just prior to his exams, I helped him enormously with his mathematics and physics courses).

THE MISSING SMARTPHONE HANDSET

Yesterday (Monday, December 18, 2017), Jitumani came to My house at about 2 p.m. and he told Me: "Uncle, I found a mobile yesterday, and it is LOCKED, and it has two sims," and showed Me a black mobile handset. I asked Jitumani where he had found it, and he told Me that he found it lying on Lane 5 of Tarun Nagar last Sunday (December 17, 2017) right in front of the children's school Babyland Montessori School which is now being run by Kallol Kirity Sinha (Raja), the only son of My late brother Kirity Sinha by his first (deceased) Assamese wife late Ranjana who was an ACS officer, eldest daughter of late Robin Choudhury, who was adviser to late Hiteswar Saikia, ex Congress Chief Minister of Assam. (A mediocre Assamese female violinist who often appears on Assamese TV news channels looks very much like the late Ranjana - she is the late Ranjana's clone, I am pretty sure). I told the little boy Jitumani: "Cheats বিলাকে তোমাক আৰু তোমাৰ দুখীয়া মা দেউতাক ভুৱা mobile চুৰি কাণ্ডত ফচাব খুজিছে কিন্তু তুমি চিন্তা নকৰিবা কাৰণ মই CHEATS বিলাকৰ বাৰ বজাম ।" ("Cheats are trying to implicate you and your poor parents in a false mobile theft case but don't worry, I will give the cheats hell." I did not tell the innocent boy that ALIENS were behind this.) I could not find the name of the mobile anywhere on the mobile cover but the smart young boy showed Me how to find the name of the mobile: "Uncle, You have to switch off and then switch on the mobile - and the name of the mobile will appear" - indeed, when the procedure was followed, I saw that the name of the mobile did indeed appear: LENOVO.

I told him I would go with him to Bhangagarh police station whose staff are always very friendly with Me, and Jitumani would hand over the lost mobile to the police station staff who could hand over the mobile to the owner of the mobile handset if he or she was able to give proof of ownership. I activated My supercomputer mind into (famed detective) Sherlock Holmes mode. I asked the little boy Jitumani to give Me full details, and on the basis of the details the young boy Jitumani gave Me, I quickly reconstructed the entire sequence of events:

As Jitumani was coming by cycle from Bhangagarh towards his house in Tarun Nagar, his location was being relayed by mobile by members of the gang of cheats to other members of the gang of cheats. As his cycle was coming along Lane 5, a Uber car carrying passengers was coming along the SAME Lane (Lane 5) BUT FROM THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION and the car almost hit Jitumani when he came VERY NEAR Babyland Montessori School and to avoid the approaching Uber car he quickly turned his bicycle and got down from his cycle on the side of the road near Babyland Montessori School, and then saw the black Lenovo smartphone lying upside down on the road (a passenger sitting in the back seat of the rented Uber car must have quickly thrown out the mobile handset from the car window) - the entire plan of the alien SCOUNDRELS was to make sure that the boy Jitumani saw the smartphone and picked it up - and as planned by the alien cheats, Jitumani picked it up, and when he stood up with the black mobile in his hand, he saw that Shankar (Raja's tenant) was standing a few feet away and was watching him - when Jitumani reached his house very soon in a minute or so (his ramshackle house is very near My nephew Raja/Kallol Kirity Sinha's house cum his Babyland Montessori School), Shankar followed him to his house on the pretext of buying something from their tiny shop. Obviously, the plan of the alien cheats was that Shankar would become a WITNESS to the "theft" of the "missing" smartphone being "stolen" before his eyes by Jitumani when the "lost" mobile handset would get "located" soon afterwards by means of "modern technology" and Jitumani would be roundly accused by the aliens of "stealing" the smartphone. I REALIZED THAT URGENCY WAS THE NAME OF THE GAME BECAUSE I WAS CERTAIN that the ALIEN SCOUNDRELS had ALREADY FILED AN F.I.R. (First Information Report) at the Bhangagarh Police Station reporting the "MISSING" mobile (after dropping the mobile from the Uber window and then quickly driving to Bhangagarh Police Station to report that the mobile was "lost" in Tarun Nagar) - BUT I WAS GOING TO FRUSTRATE AND BLAST THE CUNNING PLAN DEVISED BY THE GANG OF ALIEN CHEATS - BY HANDING OVER THE "LOST" SMARTPHONE HANDSET TO BHANGAGARH POLICE STATION BEFORE ALIEN CHEATS HAD TIME TO FALSELY ACCUSE INNOCENT BOY Jitumani OF HAVING "STOLEN" THAT SMARTPHONE - THIS WAS GOING TO BE A VERY UNEXPECTED AND TERRIFYING SHOCK TO THE ALIEN SCOUNDRELS - I WAS DETERMINED TO GIVE THE ALIEN SCOUNDRELS HELL.

Shankar is a pleasant young guy I have known for many years because he has been working for many years at the pharmacy MEGHNA MEDICAL (owned by the very polite Dr. Agarwal who works at GNRC) in Tarun Nagar at "ABC" near Rajiv Bhawan, headquarters of Congress Party of Assam, and Shankar has also been a tenant of My late brother's son Raja/Kallol Kirity Sinha for several years - Babyland Montessori School is on the ground floor (Am. first floor) of the three-storey building, Raja lives with his wife Seema and their little son on the first floor (Am. second floor), and Shankar and other tenants live on the second floor (Am. third floor). - G

I asked young Barman, who works at a mobile shop in Tarun Nagar, to find the mobile numbers of the two sims: he found the numbers:
 
Jio    - 9101948903

IDEA - 9553820752 (Barman told Me that this mobile number belongs to a state outside Assam)

I entered in ink the two mobile numbers in the printed copy of the letter to the O/C of Bhangagarh P.S.

I got photocopies of both sides of the two sims (Jio and IDEA sims) and attached the photocopies to the letter addressed to Bhangagarh Police Station O/C.

I gave the two mobile numbers and photocopies of the two sims to the police because with some additional information obtained from the mobile handset which we would hand over to the police, it would be very easy for the police to bust the gang of cheats.

I quickly typed the following letter in English on My PC signed by Jitu Mani Barman (C/o Me) addressed to the O.C. of Bhangagarh Police Station, and I made several printed copies of that letter with My Canon printer, one to give to the O.C. of Bhangagarh Police Station, one as a RECEIVED copy, and others for My own future use (perhaps to give to several top authorities), and Jitumani and I went to Bhangagarh police station, carrying the lost mobile handset with us.

O.C.
Bhangagarh Police Station
Bhangagarh
Guwahati-781005
Assam

December 18, 2017

Subject: LOST LENOVO MOBILE HANDSET WITH 2 SIMS (Jio and IDEA) FOUND ON THE ROAD

Sir,

Yesterday afternoon (Sunday, 17 December) - at about 3 p.m. - I found an old Lenovo mobile handset lying on the road on Lane 5, Tarun Nagar, Guwahati-781005 in front of Babyland Montessori School (run by Mr. Kallol Kirity Sinha), with two sims - Jio* and IDEA** - inside the mobile, the date on the mobile screen surprisingly being MONDAY, 28 AUGUST. Since I cannot locate the mobile owner, I am handing over the mobile to you for your kind disposal to the owner of his/her lost mobile.

Thanking you,

Yours faithfully,

Jitu Mani Barman
C/o Mr. Kishalay Sinha
House No. 10, Lane 5
Guwahati-781005
Assam
Mobile: 8135818039

Enclosures

(Photocopies of 2 sims)

*   Jio    - 9101948903

** IDEA - 9553820752

[I have given My complete address and My mobile number with the confident hope that no unethical s. female will try to contact Me in the unethical sense. If any female ever tries to contact Me, of course I will be very polite - and frustratingly and brutally distant and unresponsive, so why would any s. female want to wreck her fragile unethical heart? - G]

The first police officer in khaki police uniform whom I met at Bhangagarh Police Station (adjacent to Gauhati [Guwahati] Medical College & Hospital/GMC) yesterday (on Monday, 18th December) at about 3.30 p.m. was Mr. Islam, a very polite and courteous young police officer who offered Me a seat. When I explained to him that we had come to the Bhangagarh police station to hand over a lost mobile that the young "half-pant"/shorts-wearing Jitumani (standing near Me) had found on the road the previous afternoon (on 17th December, Sunday), he called another equally polite and courteous police officer, Mr. Basumatari, who seemed senior to Mr. Islam and sat on the chair earlier occupied by Mr. Islam who explained to him that we had come to hand over a "missing" mobile. Mr. Basumatari told Me that a very worried mother and daughter had come to the police station coz the daughter had lost her mobile and she had filed an F.I.R. to report that she had lost her mobile, and that she would offer A BIG REWARD to anyone who could find her "missing" mobile. Mr. Basumatari then kept searching through the papers on a tray (I wondered what he was looking for) and he quickly took out from the tray of papers a hand-written missing report in slanting lines written in English in very poor handwriting. What surprised Me when I saw the letter was that House No. 9 which was given as her home address in Tarun Nagar was My neighbour Mr. Deb's house - which was confirmed when I saw that the girl's name was Miss Deb (I think she is unmarried) and that her guardian's name was her mother was identical with the full name of Mrs. Deb, and also her Jio and IDEA numbers which she stated in the F.I.R. (First Information Report) were the SAME AS the Jio and IDEA numbers STATED in the letter submitted to O/C of Bhangagarh Police Station by JItumani (Jitu Mani Barman, C/o Kishalay Sinha)! Mr. Basumatari called Miss Deb by phone and told her that her mobile handset had been recovered and Someone known to them (that is, Me, Kishalay Sinha [G]) was waiting at the police station, and he told Miss Deb to come to the police station immediately. Excited mother and daughter arrived at the police station very soon in a Uber car in just a few minutes. (I have known Mr. Deb for many years; Mr. Deb has been an SBI/State Bank of India employee for many years; and his wife Mrs. Deb is an employee of Central Bank of India, Bhangagarh branch, Guwahati - 781005; the Deb family came to their newly constructed house in Tarun Nagar only about a year ago. I had not earlier seen their daughter Miss Deb who stays in Hyderabad doing a linguistics course at a well-known linguistics institute in Hyderabad, I was told. I only saw Miss Deb yesterday - at the police station.)

Miss Deb, filled with intense excitement and great joy, breezily entered the Bhangagarh police station office where we were seated. (There was no extra chair and she stood near us like Jitumani. Since I was very senior to her, and since I am never impressed by any female, I did not think of being gallant and giving up My chair. Why should I?) Miss Deb kept on thanking Jitumani profusely and she also wanted to offer Jitumani a REWARD which he refused to take but she kept on insisting and gave him something. (I later asked Jitumani and his poor mother how much REWARD Miss Deb gave him - 100 rupees, Jitumani and his mother told Me - so, a measly 100 rupees was the "BIG REWARD" Miss Deb gave him, a reflection of her warped personality.) Miss Deb told Me that we could go back to Tarun Nagar in the rented Uber car in which her mom Mrs. Deb sitting in the back seat was waiting outside the police station. I agreed. I saw that Mrs. Deb sat in the back near the right door, Miss Deb would sit in the middle, so I told Jitumani to sit next to her and near the left door, and I sat in the front seat near the Uber driver. I think I must have shaken hands very warmly with both the police officers Mr. Basumatari and Mr. Islam inside the police station office room. (I noticed that a very quiet female office staff was working very silently at another table in the office room.) As we left Bhangagarh Police Station, I thanked Mr. Basumatari and Mr. Islam both and gave each of them a packet of 5-rupee ball pens. ("The pen is mightier than the sword.") While coming to the police station, I had bought many such packets from My old friend Barua, owner of SKB studio at Bhangagarh. (I got both sides of the Jio and IDEA sims xeroxed/photocopied by a charming gal staff of Barua's shop; I attached the photocopies of JIO sim and IDEA sim to the letter signed by Jitu Mani Barman addressed to the O/C, Bhangagarh Police Station, Bhangagarh, Guwahati-781005, Assam.) When the Uber car came to a halt near our houses, Jitumani and I got down from the car and I started moving toward poor Jitumani's house with Jitumani because I knew that if I did NOT go with him and did not explain to his anxious poor mother what had actually happened, his poor mother would think that her naughty son had sold the mobile and would scold him angrily and give him a good beating, not believing his true story. I noticed to My surprise that Miss Deb was NOT approaching the house of poor Jitumani and was instead preparing to go with her mom to their House No. 9. This was very discourteous of her. Suppressing My violent anger, I called Miss Deb aloud and told her to come forward and meet Jitumani's mother. She complied with My (violent) order and met Jitumani's anxious mother, the young Jitumani the "hero" sitting quietly near his mother. When Miss Deb was thanking Jitumani's mother, I told the poor worried mother of Jitumani VERY LOUDLY in Assamese so the Bong female Miss Deb would hear: "তোমাৰ লৰাক - আৰু তোমালোক দুখীয়া মাক বাপেকক - চয়তান বিলাকে তোমালোকক "mobile চোৰ" বুলি জেইলত (JAIL) ভৰাব খুজিছিল ।"

Miss Deb told Me that she felt SO relieved because she had booked her plane ticket [to Hyderabad ?] online and many vital documents were stored in her Gmail account in that mobile, and that she had blocked her Jio sim and had got a new Jio sim on Monday (but she told Me nothing about blocking her IDEA sim nor getting a new IDEA sim; I wondered why she neglected the IDEA sim). I found out and feel very surprised that on Sunday, 17th December, Mrs. Deb and her daughter Miss Deb, as they were returning from their visit to Kamakhya temple by a rented Uber and had reached Tarun Nagar, they made their Uber car reach their House No. 9 on Lane 5 via a needlessly long route: instead of coming from "ABC" via Tarun Nagar Main Lane and turning left and moving along Lane 5 to reach their House No. 9 on Lane 5, their Uber car moved along a needlessly much longer route (why?) - via Lane 2, then Lane 6, then Lane 5 - IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION TO JITUMANI MOVING ON HIS CYCLE ALONG LANE 5 and Jitumani veered his cycle to the left to avoid firect collision with the Uber car and jumped down from his bicycle right in front of Babyland Montessori School - when he saw the "missing" mobile lying on the road and as he picked it up he saw that Raja's tenant Shankar was watching him from just a few feet away and then Shankar followed him to the tiny shop in his house run by his poor mother to buy something from their shop. I find this very intriguing.

BUT I KEEP WONDERING VERY SERIOUSLY about something I did not ask Miss Deb but which Assam police and CBI and Indian Army intelligence etc. INVESTIGATE - WHY the Lenovo handset of a very smart and modern Net-savvy educated girl who uses her smartphone to book plane tickets ONLINE and uses Gmail to store all her vital documents FAILED TO KEEP THE DATE ON HER MOBILE SCREEN UP-TO-DATE: I noticed that the DATE on the screen of her locked "lost" mobile was MONDAY, 28 AUGUST, which makes Me wonder: Does the "lost" Lenovo smartphone handset claimed by Miss Deb to be her own smartphone actually BELONG TO SOMEONE ELSE? Was there a secret collusion? (The "lost" smartphone was LOCKED when Jitumani found it on the road, and even the smartphone battery was tightly fixed with screws unlike most smartphone batteries which can be easily opened and put back.)

THOROUGH INTERROGATION OF CULPRITS BY POLICE ETC. WILL EXPOSE THE CHEATS INVOLVED IN THE DEFINITELY FAKE CASE OF "LOSS OF SMARTPHONE" REPORTED TO THE BHANGAGARH POLICE STATION BY INNOCENT-LOOKING MISS DEB AND HER INNOCENT-LOOKING MOM MRS. DEB.

Kishalay Sinha [G]      Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Treacherous sexy An's 24x7 secret hope is to have illicit sex with Him. - G

GETTING MARRIED

For unethical sexy females, getting married is not the end of Hope?

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SEXY FEMALE

How does One define a sexy female? It seems to Me that according to His definition of a sexy female, any and all females are sexy coz they all have the v... OK. And how does One define an unethical female? Any female who wants to have ILLICIT sex with Him?

Kishalay Sinha [G]

অঙ্ক কেন এতো কঠিন

অঙ্ক নিশ্চয় সব চেয়ে কঠিন subject কিন্তু এর simple কারণ আছে আর simple সমাধানও আছে - কিন্তু সব কিছু due to psychiatric problem বলে ভাবা ভুল হবে - alien "মনোরোগ বিশেষজ্ঞ" রা 420 theory দেবে such as "attention deficit disorder" আর 420 solution দেবে such as "ওষুধ খেলে অঙ্কে ভাল নম্বর পাবে" - মিথ্যে কথা - অঙ্কে ভাল নম্বর পেতে হলে দরকার হবে: 1) অঙ্কের ভাল Guide book 2) private tuition in the student's home by a good mathematics tutor or SINGLE tuition by a good mathematics tutor in his/her home or coaching room 3) understanding a mathematics problem STEP BY STEP and practising/practicing the problem again. PRACTICE IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS. But ABOVE ALL, students who are at present "weak" in mathematics and their guardians should NOT treat this as a psychiatric problem. Also, remember that there is NO MATHEMATICIAN in the whole world who can claim to be an EXPERT in ALL branches of mathematics. (I believe that God Who created the whole universe created mathematics; cf. "GOD CREATED THE INTEGERS" by Stephen Hawking, published by PENGUIN BOOKS, Rs. 699. I bought the book because the title of the book attracted Me, you know why. - G)

Kishalay Sinha [G]

SEXPOTS

मुझे तो कोई कोई देसी female TV anchors, newsreaders, reporters देखने में HOT SEXPOTS लगती हैं - whom I find far more attractive and sexy than promiscuous over-advertised Bollywood alien females. ("कोई कोई" या सब, जी?)

Kishalay Sinha किशलय सिन्हा जी [भ, आ]

MALE GOAL & FEMALE GOAL

The goal of ALL males is to live a lazy and comfortable life on income provided by others. And the goal of all unethical sexy females is to keep having unlimited enjoyable ILLICIT sex with Him through all eternity.

Kishalay Sinha [G]

Besides appearing in rebirths or reincarnations, ALIENS aLso have many backup clones.

একটা অদ্ভুত স্বপ্ন আমি কয়েকবার দেখেছি - আমার এক very polite and soft-spoken M.Sc. educated মাসতুতো ভাই শোভন, আমার খুবই পরিচিত highly respected veteran journalist, columnist, author, translator, and fierce anti-corruption activist Mr. D. N. Bezboruah who is very fluent in English, আর Ms. X's "dad" all in military uniform dressed as three Nazi Generals of Hitler! আমার very gentle ভাই শোভনকে আমার অদ্ভুত স্বপ্নের কথা বলেছি - অন্য দুজনকে এই অদ্ভুত স্বপ্নের কথা বলা is of course out of the question! (আরো একটা অদ্ভুত কথা হল, এই অদ্ভুত স্বপ্ন কয়েকবার দেখার পর আমি একদিন শোভনকে দেখা করেছিলাম - আমি অবাক হলাম যখন দেখলাম যে শোভনের বাসার প্রবেশ-রুমের দরজায় Nazi symbol swastika ঝুলছে !)

হিন্দু মুসলিম উভয়ের প্রতি সমানভাবে অনুরক্ত বিপ্লবী কবি (জেলে প্রায় ৩০-৪০ দিন না খেয়ে থাকা as hunger strike in protest একটা ভীষণ কঠিন ব্যাপার - কেমন করে সম্ভব হয়েছিল আমি আজও বুঝি না - যাক্, রবীন্দ্রনাথের অনুরোধে অনশন ছাড়তে হয়েছিল), romantic lyricist কাজী নজরুল ইসলামের ইচ্ছা অনুযায়ী মৃত নজরুলের dead body coffin রাখা হয়েছিল near Dacca University - I feel sure that his dead body was exhumed and revived and he is now living in a fresh new reincarnation; I think he was probably a Greek "god" a few thousand years ago in a former incarnation, perhaps the Greek "god" Morpheus (in human form).

Likewise, I am pretty sure that Father of Bangladesh Sheikh Mujibur Rahman who was brutally shot dead and then buried was later exhumed and revived and is now living in his fresh new reincarnation.

Kishalay Sinha কিশলয় সিনহা किशलय सिन्हा जी [G, ভ/भ, আ/आ]

অখিল = a clone of কৃঁষ্ণ/Krishna (late)

বেলুড় মঠ = "স্বামী" বিবেকানন্দের ("Master" of Margaret Elizabeth Noble aka "ভগিনী" "নিবেদিতা"/"Sister" Nivedita ["dedicated" to "God"] operation headquarters

চরিত্রহীন unethical sexy females রা ভাবে, আমাদেরকে পাত্তা না দিয়ে ওইসব চরিত্রহীন unethical sexy females দেরকে তিনি কেন পাত্তা দিচ্ছেন? ওরা কি আমাদের চেয়ে বেশী unethical আর আমাদের চেয়ে বেশী চরিত্রহীন ? - G

HOW TO BECOME IMMORTAL

When I was a young schoolboy (why not, Lord Krishna was a young boy, too, at one stage, though I am not sure if he went to school besides being a cowherd), I had a strong desire to be An Immortal Guy, so I read with great interest a brief article on immortality in a very old copy of an encyclopedia in Bengali which My scholarly dad Krishna (late) always carried with him since he was a village schoolboy; that sensational article on immortality guaranteed that any guy who repeated a Sanskrit verse daily (I consider it unsafe to quote the Sanskrit verse for public reading and even more unsafe to explain its meaning) would become immortal. OK, I will take a risk - the world has already gone to the dogs anyway - here is the Sanskrit sloka:

Om

Ahalya, Draupadi, Kunti**, Tara, Mandodori sthotha,

Pancha kanya smore nityong, maha patoko nashonom.

[** Kunti is not pronounced Cunt-ee but Koontee.]

I do not wish to give more information about the above-cited five female characters but since Net-savvy Indians and others will easily get the information online from Wikipedia, Google, Yahoo, Bing, I will reluctantly add information about these five female characters: Ahalya got raped by Indra when husband Vasishtha was not at home (when Vasishtha returned and caught them in the act, Vasishtha cursed them both: Indra got leprosy, and Ahalya was turned to stone; etc.); polyandrous Draupadi had five husbands (the five Pandavas); Kunti gave birth to six extra-marital sons (Karna plus the five Pandavas) with her husband Pandu's permission; Ram got widow Tara married to her brother-in-law; when Ravan's queen Mandodori [the Slim-Waisted] became a widow after Ravan got killed by Ram in the war caused by Sita's abduction, Ram got Ravan's widow Mandodori married to her brother-in-law Biveeshon (Ravan's brother) - reminds Me of Hamlet's mom (widowed when Hamlet's dad got poisoned to death) getting married to her brother-in-law - her late husband's brother - Hamlet's uncle - in unseemly haste.

Kishalay Sinha [G]